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A joke (762 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by UlfGabe (View user info) at 2005-01-13 18:08:49 EST


So the other day I was wazzing around and on my way to bed.


I went into bed, and their being several other people in the same cabin we got up to a lively conversation.

"So Ulfgabe, where are you from?"

>Up in northern ontario, Sault Ste. Marie

"How do you like it up there?"

>It's ok, I like winter more up in the Sault.

"Anything different from down here besides winter?"

>The diversity, up in the Sault it's only Indians and the White man.

"Oh ya? 'There a lot of tension?"

>No... I just hate Fucking Indians.

(Laughter)
(Sadness)
(More laughter, plus urine in the pants)
(Slight pause.......
....
...
..
.
More laughter)

I hope you enjoyed this joke.

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Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:05:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Shithead motherfucker cunthole turd burgler ass pirate!

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2DIE!

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:04:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Little sand in your vagina?

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Seriously, what the fuck is your problem?

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-22 01:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck you, you suck.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:46:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 Because I live in the Soo and hate indians as well.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:36:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The Pee Blame (Released: September 17th, 2004) -- A funny story about
Tucker living through something he put another girl through earlier.
(pasted from tuckermax.com)

Apparently there is a time and a place for urination. (1747 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2004-08-27 05:36:22


YOU STILL OWE ME AN APOLOGY FOR THAT ACCUSATION.

I AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SUING.



Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:01:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck you all, one joke /w no comments besides i live in N. Ont!

come on people!

show your shit.!

Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:23:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe it's because I'm also from Northern Ontario, but that made me laugh.


You see, there are some crybabies out there -- religious types mostly
-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to
turn off your set now. C'mon, I dare you. Bock-bock-bock-bock-bock!
Chicken!

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III