Uberia: Chapter XXII Present's day Past (693 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Scratch <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-14 00:39:56 EST
Ed Dee walked out into the great hall where the showdown between Maddox and Cole had taken place. He was suddenly blinded by a flashing light, stopping him dead in his tracks.
Memories flashed through his head. Flashes of their king assembling an army of warriors and post-masters, Images of Lord Bart leading his men to the assult on BoredatWork. A great battle of the minds and of the posts. Many people on both sides fell. Koolmang was captured, tortured and killed, but not at the cost of a few lives. In his visions he saw a post-killer take down Mac, and Koolmang himself murdered LaNa. The battle lasted for many days, but in the end, Boredatwork was recaptured.
A short-lived victory left QueenAshlee and Lord Bart no time to rebuild as they set their sights on the castle of Ubersite. Within a few days they were marching towards the great castle. This time, Dlove and Rizzo joined in the battle to avenge their master, Maddox. Ubersite was over 10,000 post-killers strong, with only a handful of avengers to take their home back. The war lasted for several weeks. Lord Bart and his army slowly deplenished the massive army of McBain's slaves. Most of the great king's army was falling as well. Dlove was one of the first warriors to fall. Loki, in a desperate attempt to fend off an overwhelming force pulled out the McGuddah artifact and used it, but the artifact seemed to have no affect when she called upon its powers. Loki, Queen Ashlee, BigMike, and Rizzo were soon after slain by the hands of the murderous McBain in a vicious rampage. Jonukah was mortally wounded by a post thrown from afar, and most of the others were soon taken down. All of these veteran posters were great fighters, but their skills were overwhelmed by sheer force in numbers. Lord Bart ripped through the remnants of the evil post-killer's army, he soon found himself face to face with McBain himself. Enraged, he ended the conflict by tearing the evil f-chop to pieces, with his bare hands. The King's fury overwhelmed the evil fighter, but the King was left with a kingdom torn apart. Everyone was dead.
Memories flashed a few day ahead, to the Triad in pursuit of Lord Bart, hunting him like a savage dog. The King was already exhausted from the previous on-going battles, and finally gave into a gruesome death at the hands of Christpunch.
His mind took him then to Microsoft, Where General Tak and Loren1 had teamed with the other paladins to desparately escape the savages in Boss Gates' kingdom. He saw visions of the Paladins surrounded, and eventually overwhelmed by an amassing force. One by one, They were slaughtered and thier bodies burned, their rights to a holy and honorable acsension to the great Uber, denied.
Ed collapsed with the pain that his friends were dead. He tried to force himself to see no more, but the images took over his thoughts.
He saw the army of Boss Gates, and the familiars and post-killers generated by his Hotmail Machine flood into Uberia and take over. Even the powers of the ancient Triad, who sought ownership of the kingdom could not withstand the forces of evil that Boss Gates had brought to Uberia. They were driven far from the kingdom, from the very lands that they sought to conquer. The Penguins and the Macs backed down from this incredible force, fleeing back to their homelands in hopes that Gates would not go beyond the confines of Uberia. But he did. The broken warrior saw visions of slaughter on the Penguins own soil of Linux, with a secondary army marching towards the Macs during the last few months of Ed's slumber.
This world was left devoid of life and had turned black in less than 10 months. Ed Dee was overwhelmed, his stomach boiled as he dropped to his knees and began to vomit. His companions, his friends, all killed. The world in which he knew and loved, was gone.
"Get up" Maddox boomed in his head
"I...I Can't"
"You can still stop Boss Gates, there are others, noobs, who are teaming together to stop him now"
"Stop him for what, Maddox?" Ed slowly rose to his feet, wiping his mouth as tears streamed down his face, "He's destroyed everything I love"
"I have given you the power for a reason, you are no longer Ed Dee"
"Then who am I?" He said as he choked back the last of his tears turned to rage
"You are the Lord of the Post, a refined artist and master of the power that is the post, properly trained, you will have no equal"
"And what shall I do?"
"There is a way.....to go back" Maddox said silently.
"What? A way to get them back?"
"Only those that had died after the McGuddah had been called upon"
"McGuddah?"
"An ancient relic that gives the power of restoration, the world is days, maybe weeks away from certain death" Maddox paused with silence, and then spoke again "Loki used this relic, thinking that nothing was accomplished, but the McGuddah did exactly what it was meant to do"
"What are you saying Maddox?"
"The McGuddah set a restore point in this world, it used Gates' evil magic against him"
"Then what are we to do now?"
"There is only one thing we can do to save this world."
"Reboot."
To be continued...
User Reviews
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, there are a number of reasons, some personal, some work/school related. I come and rate once and a while, but I've just been so busy, I don't visit as much. I don't write as much either. I've had writer's block for a while now.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-18 22:51:18 EST (#)
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Anansie, why on sabbatical?
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-01-18 15:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kickass, as usual.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-17 01:10:18 EST (#)
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You just don't have faith in the McGuddah...
Seriously, help me out here, I've got my own deductions, but who are the recent chops that post bullcrap on this site? Besides me...
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-16 22:25:11 EST (#)
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I'd have answered that if you hadn't just KILLED ME OFF.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-16 21:35:12 EST (#)
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awesome
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-16 21:21:53 EST (#)
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so who are the biggest fuckchops on Ubersite lately?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:42:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So that's what it's like to be killed off...
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:28:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Uberific!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:20:09 EST (#)
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My awesome/assanine powers?
Wanna know my awesome/assanine powers?
I am Jay Peg, master of turning people into pixalated pictures that can be manipulated into goatse and tubgirl lookalikes.
Yeah, it's a lost art...
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha kick ass
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:42:49 EST (#)
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Go Christpuncher WOO!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:42:54 EST (#)
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I love you.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-14 03:37:08 EST (#)
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pretty sweet writing. and a lot of it.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:51:46 EST (#)
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I'm just gonna give you this 2 and jerk myself off a little.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:12:58 EST (#)
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Damn, I died.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:04:24 EST (#)
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Can I be Jeebus?
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:29:34 EST (#)
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+2 for dead people.
This is going to be cool.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, come on, you know I deserve to be in this. Check my posts, bruddah.
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:11:35 EST (#)
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Currently, everyone is dead
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:09:25 EST (#)
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return of the awesomeness.
apparently, I am still alive. hiding perhaps...
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:02:06 EST (#)
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In context of the story:
"I have given you the power for a reason, you are no longer Ed Dee"
"Then who am I?" He said as he choked back the last of his tears turned to rage
"You are the Lord of the Post, a refined artist and master of the power that is the post, properly trained, you will have no equal"
Ed Dee was my former posting name as a noob listing all of my short-lived and hastily-thought-out rants
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=4310
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:58:31 EST (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:45:13 EST (#)
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Sorry for two-posting it guys, just getting last fix in since I'll be gone for the weekend. Go easy on me, I'm usually a spell/grammer checking kind of guy (Even though I still miss alot, ask Lady Plural) this may be a bit sloppy only because I'm exhausted and need to go to bed. I had to let a few more cats out on my grand scheme to end this thing.
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yet again.