Do you detest Shlongy? (1259 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.87 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Chinaski (View user info) at 2005-01-14 00:49:28 EST
Well, the title basically says it all. If you detest Shlongy, write about how you hate him here so we can get a running tally going on and bring him down a little.
If you're pissed at the obnoxious nature of this post, here's a hilarious joke to make it worth your while:
A guy (well, actually, a bitch) dies and goes to Heaven. We'll call him Shlony, just for fun. Shlongy notices there are millions upon millions of clocks everywhere... some moving fast, some slower.
He asks God, "What's up wit' all dese clocks" in his gravelly, elderly cigarette-ruined voice.
"Well, asshole," God says cordially, "These clocks are how we measure how often and how furiously people on earth masturbate. Even people who need viagra to masturbate, like you, my impotent fuck of a creation."
Shlongy is taken aback with wonder. "Really!?" he exclaims. "Where's my clock!?"
God replies, "Your clock is in the office- we use it as a ceiling fan."
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-07-25 13:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was not very "strong".
There are so many that are much better.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2008-07-25 12:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sir.. are an idiot have a -2
Submitted by tatersninja (user info) at 2008-07-24 20:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Enjoy the posts but he could be a bit more considerate and influential on noobs and offer advice instead of put downs
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Gayest rating EVER
Submitted by Shadecaster (user info) at 2008-07-24 19:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes this was awesome!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-24 12:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This didn't work out too well for the little homo who posted it.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-09 02:55:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brother, shlongy is a tool.
it's easy to talk shit, -2, and threaten people.....online
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-17 17:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't know why I bother saying so, but I'm not college guy's alter, you fucking stupid retard.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-15 00:36:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Personally, i get a kick out of him.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-14 21:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh. I didn't notice. Have another -2 for being College Guy's alter
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=chinaski
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-14 21:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Schlongy ROCKS! Compared to you, anyways.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And maturity levels reach an all time low. Pussies.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And yet, I could still beat the shit out of you. Easily.
Funny how that works, eh Sparky?
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I can reach you by bending over really low, Napoleon.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow. You're quite the catch, dipshit. Clarinet and a size 13 shoe! Wow!
Let me know how you're doing in about 23 years. You can reach me on my yacht.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-14 17:28:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Darn, I lost. At least I'm 6'2 and a half, am 21, play guitar and clarinet excellently, and am not short. Sucks for me. And it's true what they say- my shoe size is 13.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 16:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess it's unanimous.
Go kill yourself, dipshit. You lose.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Well, he DOES set a tough standard.
I mean, how can you NOT hate hidden? The fucking douche carries a mirror around with him and has a wallet full of pictures of himself.
But remember, I've only been here 5 months. Give me time.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope. The guy has never failed to make me laugh.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:09:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I am rallying to lead the league in hate/tribute posts...anyone have a running count?"
you will never beat hidden. EVERYBODY is on his nuts and nobody knows why.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shlongy's an asshole, but one we've all come to tolerate and to some degree appreciate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
PS> Yesterday, I gave out a record 29 +2's.
So SOMOEONE in here writes some good shit.Then, they get rated accordingly.
I've even given out +2's to dipshits like professor fuckface when warranted, and he's someone who's ass I'll be kicking in due time.
Sorry if I don't auto +2 when some dipshit posts a picture of something in their refridgerator or I don't get all teary eyed when someone- for the 47th time- writes a sonnet about a "lost love".
(I'm not really sorry)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:55:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2005-01-14 03:11:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been perusing this site for a while now, and I've posted a few stories even (http://www.ubersite.com/m/56684 is my latest one) and the thing I've noticed, is that even on really good posts, Shlongy is there with a good 'ol -2 and talking shit. He does this even though his posts suck nuts. I mean, he posts a link, just a single link, and people give him 2's and he gets thousands of hits, while I post stories and get 100 hits and 9 reviews. So, after seeing his asshole nature come out in the bad reviews of good writing, I read his posts, and couldn't stand them. I gave what I read negative two's (fuck, nobody else will; I guess he gets automatic positive reviews just because he's an 'uber character' or something) and he childishly responded by giving all of my posts negative twos. He didn't even read them. He just -2'd them ALL. At least I read his bullshit, and still found it all retarded.
This fucking crybaby whines more than TOM does. I didn't think we'd ever see that in our lifetime.
+2 for the topic
-1 for being a total, uninteresting piece of shit.
I am rallying to lead the league in hate/tribute posts...anyone have a running count?
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Enjoy the posts but he could be a bit more considerate and influential on noobs and offer advice instead of put downs
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:55:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy is Ubersite's best reviewer by popular vote. He is both funnier and smarter than you.
Weak.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy is my main man! I wuv him.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not particularly
i detest mazimus cuntface and his offsider apollo88
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy is easily the most truthful rater on this site and though he is an asshole, he gives plenty of +2's as well.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was a horrible hate post, see below for a true mastery of hate.
You will learn young grasshopper.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55948
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54314
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:34:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy kicks ass.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:21:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think Shlongy is funny, and his asshole reviews are part of the charm of Uber. I don't love the guy, but he amuses me.
Chinaski, you know I'm a fan of yours and I love your writing. Just ignore Shlongy's comments. If you don't respond to his shit, then he can't start a flame war with you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wasabi, you jealous or whinging 'cos it's cheaper 'n group therapy??
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy's a prick, but he isn't always. I've seen several +2's from him.
Although I will retract that statement if he sues me for defamation.
Really, though, I can't rate a college guy alter positively.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who fucking cares?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy sends me porn. Yeee Heee. Shamone!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:09:47 (#)
Ranking: -2
I find him highly amusing. Who are you again?
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Same here. I like Schlongy. He's a cunt but in a beautiful way.
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongys mom drinks because he cries.......
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55648
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:09:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I find him highly amusing. Who are you again?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-14 03:57:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Penis enlargement - give it some thought!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-14 03:49:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
never heard of him
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-14 03:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
TRIAL BY FIRE
Submitted by wasabi (user info) at 2005-01-14 03:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been perusing this site for a while now, and I've posted a few stories even (http://www.ubersite.com/m/56684 is my latest one) and the thing I've noticed, is that even on really good posts, Shlongy is there with a good 'ol -2 and talking shit. He does this even though his posts suck nuts. I mean, he posts a link, just a single link, and people give him 2's and he gets thousands of hits, while I post stories and get 100 hits and 9 reviews. So, after seeing his asshole nature come out in the bad reviews of good writing, I read his posts, and couldn't stand them. I gave what I read negative two's (fuck, nobody else will; I guess he gets automatic positive reviews just because he's an 'uber character' or something) and he childishly responded by giving all of my posts negative twos. He didn't even read them. He just -2'd them ALL. At least I read his bullshit, and still found it all retarded.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-14 03:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
to all my fans-
fuck all of you. this site eats shit these days, cept for college guy.
Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:59:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ever read buk?
seems like you have.
try harder next time
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:42:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy or not, YOU are detestable. I wouln't be thanking that wine if I were you.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:13:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
heh heh. writing this post was certainly a good idea - thanks, wine.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:10:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
slongy sucks... along with his asshole buds like ingsoc, degreeless, etc....
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If you take shlongy seriously...then you need to turn your machine off and go play outside more. he is an amusing charachter, makes me laugh regularly.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:58:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Even if I hated Shlongy, I would still think you suck at life.
-2. Die.
Submitted by Pizonka (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I enjoy Shlongy's posts.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is Shlongy?
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:53:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I also think Shlongy is funny.
Unfortunately this post is not.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
As far as hate posts go, this was pretty abysmal.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 00:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Shlongy's funny.