Happy Birthday JMG114! (798 hits)
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Submitted by Lechuga (View user info) at 2005-01-14 01:18:50 EST
Here Ye, Hear Ye:
On the day of January 14, 1980, a man was born. Not just any man, but a man of character. A man with spirit. A man with Character.
That man's name was Jared.
On the day of April 3, 2003, Jared put his talents as a writer to work when he joined the community that is Ubersite. Those talents led him to rise to the number 2 spot on the MVA, the title of Ubergod #2, and Bart's First Officer.
On this day of 25 years, we celebrate Jared's two and a half decades of life.
Enough with the bullshit, wish him a Happy Birthday!
User Reviews
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-15 11:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You've lived for too long, Lechuga. My -2 is more meaningful because your life makes no sense or point.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:25:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so....?
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-01-14 13:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't submitted by Jared, you fucking morons, it was submitted by me. Tigre and Adam apparently don't realize that it was a classy nod to a very respectable author on the site, and as a forum to share your birthday wishes with him.
Or were you fucks too stupid to realize that?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-14 12:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:29:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam - Ah, I see. No hard feelings. I'll even save some hookers for you.
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I insist on non english speaking hookers. That way when I smack them they curse and it comes out sounding like gibberish.
hilarity ensues.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:17:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:41:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:29:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I know I'll be the only person to -2 this.
Am I the only person who finds his crap unfunny..?
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How Adamdidit2u has rated JMG114 = 17 on 12 = 1.42
Good times. Thank you, one and all. I have a fun day planned filled with Indian food, a potential omelette, and some hookers. Nah, not really. Replace "some" with "thousands of."
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Oh hardy fuckin' Har.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:56:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy Birthday Jared!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Jared.
You are a kick ass guy, I hope this year gives you everything you want.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:51:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Happy B-day Jared! Have a kick-ass day.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How Adamdidit2u has rated JMG114 = 17 on 12 = 1.42
oh SNAP
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JMG is the reason I signed up to this site.
Well, him and Sideburns.
Ta.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Adam - Ah, I see. No hard feelings. I'll even save some hookers for you.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yay i'm going to hawaii yay
happy day of birth old man
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:17:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:41:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:29:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I know I'll be the only person to -2 this.
Am I the only person who finds his crap unfunny..?
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How Adamdidit2u has rated JMG114 = 17 on 12 = 1.42
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Actually I read it as "this"
JM I like most of your stuff,but this was........crap
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:41:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:29:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I know I'll be the only person to -2 this.
Am I the only person who finds his crap unfunny..?
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How Adamdidit2u has rated JMG114 = 17 on 12 = 1.42
Good times. Thank you, one and all. I have a fun day planned filled with Indian food, a potential omelette, and some hookers. Nah, not really. Replace "some" with "thousands of."
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
happy birthday, you wild and crazy kid
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the same birthday as LL Cool J.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:08:44 (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by gonzo79 (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:11:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I knew who jared was!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:07:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because Tigre is a bitch...oh, and happy birthday
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Jared!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:29:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I know I'll be the only person to -2 this.
Am I the only person who finds his crap unfunny..?
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Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday, Jared!
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:22:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Have a good 'un' Jared!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Happy Birthday your gheyness!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday to the first author I read on this site, to one of very few guys that made me want to submit my own work.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, well..maybe a little funny.
just a little.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 05:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Because I know I'll be the only person to -2 this.
Am I the only person who finds his crap unfunny..?
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-14 04:45:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hooray for birthdays!
Have a good one Jared.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-14 04:13:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what the ghey?
Submitted by ThineJericho (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:10:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy birthday, it was your writing that brought me to the site. Thanks.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-01-14 02:08:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00t
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday!
Best wishes, man. You feel old yet?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay Jared! W000000!
Now give me fourth place in UM....
Just kidding!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:31:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
appyyyy birthfday jared1!!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:30:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
attyayyyyy i'm dldrey drunk celebrwting!!!1!!
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:28:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please do not drink cheap beer!
Happy birthday J-dogg! Big ups, yo yo g-money!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:25:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!! Happy birthday!!!
Submitted by Divinity (user info) at 2005-01-14 01:25:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I must pay homage to the God.
Happy Birthday. May you live another year to entertain me.
Live of I'll kill you.