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UberCon CT, South Africa (595 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.12 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by matchoo (View user info) at 2005-01-14 06:27:23 EST


hahahaha. yeah right.

more seriously though, are there any other south africans out there?

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Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:30:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm South African, just don't bother speaking Afrikaans to me cause I've forgotten it in the 2+ years I've been in America.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-14 10:15:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

to the south africans: can you guys provide a phonetic English translation of your Afrikaan sentences? In other words, how the hell do you pronounce a word with a 'j' before a 'y', etc..

oh, and Meeboppa jabba lagadoodoo oy fin dein limp kock fil lik wit nodle.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wanted to -2 you, but Zoidberg's reply and the conversation down there wouldn't allow it.

Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

UMBONGO UMBONGO THEY DRINK IT IN THE CONGO

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:07:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Never mind her, i also liked the paddywakka.
woob woob.

Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Sjy ouen, assie ander ouens uitvind wast sjy se, gaan hulle vir jou a lekker poesklap gee. maar dis lekker om nog 'n Suitjie tesien, nog beter om a Kaapie te sien.

Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-14 09:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

mik mok paddywakka durr mibba wobba beeboo...
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...and she liked it.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-14 08:51:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I watched Lethal Weapon 2 once.


The way you people treated Danny Glover was HORRIBLE

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Word.

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

wragtig ou maat. ek moet se dat my suiwer afrikaans is nie rerig goed as my kombuis taal.
b.v.l 'jy was gebore uit jou ma se gat want haar poes was te besig' of so iets....

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Wat de neuk! Das bijna Nederlands!

Submitted by garyhal (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:12:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yaaaaah, dis maar lekker om kak te praat sonder om die ouens te weet waaroor ons praat!!

Anyywwwaaaays@!@@

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-14 07:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

haha

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:52:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, but I do have sex with my slaves.

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:46:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

jy weet mos van wat ek praat. my taal is baie swak, maar dis lekker om nie in engels te praat nie.


Submitted by garyhal (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:41:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jaaaaaaaa, my broooooeeer... What se jyyy?

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shizae is, although he lives in the US.

Submitted by matchoo (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey brother, you even got the accent right!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-14 06:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i am you blick bistard.

facking keffa luffer.

diplomatic immunity!





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