Cops don't like people under 21 or how I got the entire police force to chase me! (750 hits)
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Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (View user info) at 2005-01-14 10:53:57 EST
I had been out in town one weekend with a friend of mine at about 10 pm while I was living in Alaska. As we walked around Anchorage, one of the cities finest started to follow us and then would circle around the block. After 10 minutes of this I really started to get pissed and so the next time I saw him I flipped him off. The cop took off and then a couple minutes later I see him walking down the street towards us. He stops us and then accuses us of drinking and trashing some car. He goes off to talk to another cop that had pulled up and while he is doing that we get an idea.
After about 30 seconds of deliberation, my friend and I walk over to his squad car and get in. Wouldn't you know it, the idiot left the keys in the ignition. So we do the thing that every person really want's to do, we turn on all the lights, turn on the engine, and take off. The cop jumps into his buddy's car and starts to follow us while radioing for help, which we hear over the radio in his car.
I take the highway out of Anchorage and start to head towards Palmer, which is about an hours drive from Anchorage. As we travel down the highway I decide to take advantage of the cop car's lights and sirens to see exactly how fast a cop car can really go. I get up oven 125 and then decide to slow it down so the cop's could catch up. At this point all I saw behind me was a large group of flashing lights so I knew there were quite a few cops back there. I also realised how stupid taking the highway was, there were absolutely no turnoffs for another 20 miles and I was running out of gas, the idiot cop had not filled the tank in a couple of days.
My friend and I decided to pull over, sit on the hood, and wait for the cops to catch up. After some unpleasent treatment from the cops while they cuffed us we were transported to jail. A couple days later I read in the news paper the 37 cars had been chasing us and they also had the police plane following us. And to emphesise the crappy legal system we have, My friend and I barely got any jail time. Oh well good for us
Please pardon my spelling, I dont have a spell check right now!
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-03-08 08:22:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-14 23:25:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by PissedOffRightWingerWithAGun (user info) at 2005-01-14 12:23:06 EST (#)
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Ok so I made up 3 parts. I was in a truck not walking, my friend didn't join me in the truck, and I ran from the cops when I stopped but everything else is true. The cop did follow us and he was harassing us as well.
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CRUISER STOLEN FROM COP
Date: December 11, 1999
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-14 12:13:26 EST (#)
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Shove that gun up your ass and pull the trigger.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:59:39 EST (#)
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you suck
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:30:35 EST (#)
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Shenanigans. Nigger.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:28:50 EST (#)
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Shenanigans.
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:27:57 EST (#)
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ummmm, right...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:25:40 EST (#)
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Police plane? Following a car?
Muppet.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:24:04 EST (#)
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"Please pardon my spelling, I dont have a spell check right now!"
http://www.dictionary.com
You'd have done better by saying you didn't bother to spell check, lazy fuck.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:20:46 EST (#)
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0 rating till you link to a news article showing it happened.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:15:56 EST (#)
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Shenanigans or not, this story kicks ass.
Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:15:07 EST (#)
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Definately Shenanigans
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:13:09 EST (#)
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Shenanigans.
No?
Prove it.
Give me the month and year.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:08:58 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:05:06 EST (#)
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what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:00:24 EST (#)
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I Hate cop's. Good for you.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:00:16 EST (#)
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mildly amusing yet very difficult to believe.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-14 11:00:14 EST (#)
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Like bollocks you did.