Uber Survey: What's Your Favorite Drinking Game? (1371 hits)
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Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-14 18:03:04 EST
Mine would have to be Fuck the Dealer.
Basically, the loser (winner?) has to go in the back room and, well.. fuck the dealer.
Ok, so that's not how it goes. I'm sure that many of you know how to play the game, but I'll try to break it down.. just in case.
First, you take one of each card (A,2,3,4...J,Q,K) and lie them on a table. Or floor... a friend's back, whatever. Any surface will suffice.
The rest of the cards are placed in a nice little stack. The dealer then proceeds to ask the person beside him which card he/she/it thinks is on the top. The dealer looks.. tells him/her/it/them/the table/the dog/whatever to either guess higher or lower. If the player gets it right on the FIRST try, the dealer has to drink 10. If it's guessed on the second try, the dealer has to drink 5.
However, if the player gets it wrong, the player has to drink the difference between the correct card and the one he chose. I.E. The player chooses a 5, but the card is an 8.. the player must drink 3. Comprende?¿
Whatever. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. I'm just trying to hitwhore here. ANSWER THE QUESTION!! Besides, I'd like to learn some new stuff to go out and get fucked up with this weekend.
Flame on, flamers.
User Reviews
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
beer pong is the worst game ever. it's made for unimaginative, brain-dead frat boys.
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WRONG. it gets you famous and fucked up if you're good - what the fuck is wrong with that? do you just stay in your dorm room and play grabass with your nerd boyfriends instead?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:38:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Circle of Death
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrunkenMercenary (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:16:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
100 Shots, 100 Minutes.
I feel the name is very self-explanitory but basically take 1 shot every minute of whatever alcohol you may have laying around.
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That game is called "Century Club" (or "Power Hour" if you play it for an hour). can also be played with beer, and it probably should unless you like alcohol poisoning and/or jaundice-yellow-gray skin and sunken eyes for the next 12 hours you dumbass.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:31:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:25:54 (#)
Ranking: 1
getting drunk
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I just play drink the beer.
Although I did make up an interesting version of Spin the Bottle with a girl I was seeing about a month ago...
Submitted by DrunkenMercenary (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:16:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
100 Shots, 100 Minutes.
I feel the name is very self-explanitory but basically take 1 shot every minute of whatever alcohol you may have laying around.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
we used to play a game called "drink the warm beer" with the people we didn't like.
It's like that retarded game where you stick the cards on your head, but the person who gets it wrong gets a light slap in the face and has to light up the bottom of his/her beer with a lighter (cans of course, you dingleberry) for three seconds, and then drink for three seconds. the time progresses the more you fuck up (3, 6, 9, etc.)
here's where it gets mean: everyone playing has to be in on the joke but the asshole who's usually too drunk to notice already. everyone has been taking the black shit that's been collecting on the bottom of their beercan and rubbing it on their hand before they slap the asshole in the face (but no one else, just the asshole). you CANNOT let this person go to the bathroom (they will look at their face)or let this person see your blackened hands. the slaps can get harder, the more the moron drinks.
the best time to play is before you go out to meet girls and/or go to the bar.
haha... doesn't work with really dark-skinned people, we tried (if you're reading this, I'm really sorry, Jareek... you were hitting on Brian's girl and smoking way too much of my pot)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-03-03 22:35:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to play "Drink Til He's Hot"
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:01:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aww, I think Vomit's gonna cry.
It's called not-clicking-on-posts-that-are-OBVIOUSLY-Uber-surveys.
Stupid fuck.
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Chase the Ace
Everyone gets three shots in front of them.
You pass around one card to each person.
You don't want the lowest card, which is the Ace.
You can pass to the person on the left.
The person to the left has to take the card unless they have the king,
which means you get "bammed" and have to take another shot and keep your card.
The dealer has to choose from the top of the deck if he wants another card.
The dealer can get bammed by the deck.
The person or persons with the lowest card has to take a shot.
The last person who has a shot wins. Sort of.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:04:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mine is fuck off with the Uber surveys.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-02-04 15:58:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah, yes.. down here, well call it 'Never Have I Ever'.. people always screw that up, though. Heh.
I love that game, though. "Never have I ever had sex in the bed that my best friend was sleeping beside me in."
*WiKi drinks*
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-04 04:16:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coinage - classic
Kings - awesome, but fairly longish, so maybe i'll add it just now
I have never - Wanna screw your friends over? Simple:
First person says "I have never...' and says something, anything, e.g. "I have never tasted beer"
Anyone who has tasted beer, has a drink, including the person saying it.
then next person.
repeat
It starts off tame, but after a while, when you know that only one of your friends has nailed the bag lady at the local 7/11 f'instance, just say "I have never nailed..." and everyone laughs at them because they're the only one who has naile... aah... you get the point. gets messy. gets fun
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:31:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to play "Drink Til He's Hot"
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I have a nice bottle of Morgan for you to meet...
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:33:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:56:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
beer pong is the worst game ever. it's made for unimaginative, brain-dead frat boys.
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People who say that aren't any good at it. Pussy.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:29:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I haven't played drinking games for so long.
However.......
We used to play a version of "Jacks".
Remove jacks from pack.
3 cards per person. (face down)
Hold cards in hand.
Replace jacks and shuffle.
Rest of cards are dealt face up.
1st jack, picks shot.
2nd = 2nd shot
3rd = mixer
4th = designated drinker.
Then cards in hand come to play.
Drinker lays a card, then it is similar to trumps, if anyone can beat it (same suit) they take trick.
Carry on until all tricks (3) are played.
There are no trumps except the Ace of Spades which beats everything.
If the Designated Drinker fails to get a trick they drink.
If they do, the person with the most tricks gets to decide who drinks.
On a side note, could someone please explain "BEER-PONG" to an uneducated Britisher?
-Dave
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-15 13:05:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mine is One Red Hen.
All sit in a circle ,the more people the better and the one person (who has to not only know this but know it well says the first thing and everyone takes a turn to say it. When it gets back to the reader he says number one and then adds number two. Then the next person has to say one then two and so on. The trick is saying it correctly - if you forget it or say it badly you take a drink. It gets harder the more drunk you get.
1. One Red Hen
2. Two cute ducks
3. Three brown bears
4. Four running hares
5. Five fat females sitting sipping scotch smoking cigarettes
6. Six sloppy slopshooters slopping out the slops
7. Seven sexy sailors sailing the seven seas
8. Eight elongated elephants elevating up the escalator
9. Nine nubile Nigerians navigating nastily up the Nile
10. Ten tinny tinsel twisters twisting tinsel tightly.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-01-15 08:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Roxxanne! It's 2 player game you play along to the Police song Roxxanne. One person drinks when they say "Roxxanne" and the other drinks when they say "Put on your red light". Get's you drunk real quick and I never have seen anyone make it through the song more than once.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:42:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Spaceballs, the drinking game.
http://www.geocities.com/yank2010/drinking.htm
=================copied from site =======================================
"Spaceballs: The Drinking Game"
What are you always preparing for....just drink!
What You Need:
A copy of Spaceballs
How To Play:
Hey, here's a drinking game we just tried for spaceballs. Its got a HIGH drunkability factor.
1 drink:
whenever someone says schwartz
whenever someone says asshole
whenever Lord Helmet's lid is flipped, intentional or unintentional
whenever the President is surprised by the tele-monitor
when Barf's ears perk
when Prince Valium yawns
2 drinks:
For all transmissions in Winnebago
when they turn to stunt doubles
when a can of air is opened
when the schwartz is used
whenever the Winnebago is on the screen
take a shot:
when they go plaid
when they ain't found shit
when the circus bear steals the escape pod
Added feature:
finish one beer during opening ship scene
finish one beer during transformation to Mega Maid
I hope you test this one and find it is a fun and intoxicating game. The shots are timed pretty good for splitting the movie and the finish one beer during the ship scene gets you off to a good start. Enjoy. "
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like to play "Drink Til He's Hot"
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-15 00:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I like the one where everyone closes his eyes and imagines a deeper meaning in his life, and after five minutes, whoever's still not back in high school chases a shot with a lit match.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-14 23:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FLIP CUP RULZ!!!
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-14 21:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lah di dah.
Everyone sits around a table (works better) and passes their drink around clockwise, all the while chanting "Lah di dah, lah di dah..." until someone fucks it up and then they have to drink. Certain number of "lah di dah" but I don't remember exactly how it goes.
It's not as easy as it sounds, trust me. People end up with two drinks in front of them, someone acrosss the table has none...the drunker you get, the more funnier it is. Not one round passed by without us pissing ourselves laughing at absolutely nothing.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wuss douchebag fucker
look it up if you dont know it
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:56:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beer pong is the worst game ever. it's made for unimaginative, brain-dead frat boys.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-14 20:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
beer pong
UMD's official drinking game
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Are you a turtle?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I go old school.
Kinda
Paper Football Madness 2k23.
Don't ask about the title...
Anyway, you play paper football as normal, but for every "touchdown" your opponent must take a shot.
BUT, for every turnover (off the end of the table) you must take 2 shots.
If, on a flick, you don't cross the 1/4 line?
3 shots.
Midfield?
2 shots.
3/4 line?
1 shot.
And if an extra point hits your opponent in the head, they must stop what he is doing, walk into the middle of whatever room they're in, take off a major article of clothing (Shirt/pants) and yell "I want to fuck all of you in the ass"
I love that game.
Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:08:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My roomates and I just played "Drink a beer"
1. Make sure the cards are shuffled very well.
2. Take a card from the top of the deck.
3. If the card as a number or a letter on it, take a drink.
4. Repeat steps 2-3 going around the group until the deck is gone
5. Start all over at step 1.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:06:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beer pong.
Or Asshole.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:04:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wheel Of Goon!
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-14 19:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ASSHOLE!
we used to get trashed playing that.
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEER PONG FOR LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pumped cause I'll be playing it in about three hours. I am the supreme champ by the way, was thinking about going pro for a while, but I was afraid of permentally injuring my forearm, preventing me from masturbating.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pong or flip-cup. Pretty simple.
Submitted by Millie_Grace (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:35:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wiki, i have to agree with you on fuck the dealer. although
i love a good game of asshole. good topic..
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:35:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55779
Explained at the bottom.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite drinking game? that would be Edward Forty-Hands, of course!
for a description, please see below:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28596
-BongZilla
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My friends and I devised a game for our social psych class called "Umm" after doing a count of the umms said by our professor during class (130-200 per) and the 3or4 of us would sit in the back of a class with a bottle and everytime we heard an um we'd do a shot.
It's a wonder that we didn't fail.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:31:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
One that's called "riding the bus" or some shit like that. Great for getting drunk really fucking fast, and it's actually fun.
Take 21 cards and lay them out face down in a pyramid, 6 on the bottom, then 5, then 4, then 3, then 2, then finally one on the top. Deal out the rest of the cards to everyone else.
Someone flips the first card in the bottom row. Everyone looks at the cards in their hand, if they have that card, they get to make someone have 1 drink, and then put that card on the ground once it's used. Then you flip the next, same deal until all 6 are flipped. Go to the next row of five cards. Flip the cards, and whoever has those ones gives away 2 drinks to someone else. Third row of four cards, 3 drinks. 4th row of 3 cards, 4 drinks. 5th row of 2, 5 drinks. 6th row of one, 6 drinks.
Once this is all said and done, whoever has any cards still left in their hand has to "ride the bus". All the cards are gathered out, and then the first one is dealt. The person riding the bus has to say whether the next one is higher or lower. They have to do this for 6 cards. If they get them all right, they choose someone else to top up their drink and down it. If they get it wrong at any point, they lose and have to top up their own drink and down it.
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah..nothing's wrong with it. It just gives my friends and I something to do WHILST we drink.
That is, unless it's a party and there are a lot of things to yell and shout about.
JD, get your ass on aim or msn.. or something.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:29:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Drink the beer!
What do you win?
Another beer!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm too old and mature for "drinking games".
What's wrong with just drinking when you want to?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
getting drunk
Submitted by Mystery_Science_User_3000 (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Back in my day, we had much better drinking games.
*pounds hand with hammer*
Ha ha! You drink!"
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ALL OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Orgy:
You need a group of people, 3 or more.
Get your prefered drink. Drink.
Have sloppy group oral sex.
Drink some more.
Repeat.
The end.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, yeah.. and also, the Chess game thingie. It's a board game, too.. just made for alcohol. Awesomeness in little shot glasses.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-14 18:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My favorite is Pass Out, but it's a board game like monopoly. It does the job.