president bashing why is it so fun? (546 hits)
Category: Politics -> RepublicansRating: -1.05 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by subliminal reasoning (View user info) at 2005-01-15 01:19:55 EST
I've been doing it for several years now and it still hasn't lost any of the fun, I mean come one there are so many ways to do it. For one if you're talking to a bushy you can start a debate and that can't be beat especially if both participants are intelligent. Then on the other hand if you're talking to a liberal then you can pool your resources and have tons of fun.
So let's get down to the different points.
1: he's not too bright
Ok this is a given he can't even say nuclear (shouldn't the leader of one of the nations who has nuclear weapons be able to say it?)
2: he starts wars for no reason
Alright this one has quite a few examples in Iraq
A: he first said that we went to war with Iraq because they had nuclear weapons (which he knew didn't exist)
B: next he said we went to war because we had to save the Iraqis but now we seem to just be killing almost as many civilians as soldiers
C: now we get to the real reason we went to war his daddy wanted him to get back at Hussein because he tried to get the elder bush killed
3: he didn't really get elected
This one is a bit over toted but holds at least for the first election if not the currant one
4: he lets his religion get in the way of doing his job
Well despite the whole separation of church and state he tries to get gay marriage banned abortion made illegal and just so many others.
There are many other points and mainly just have fun laughing over how doomed we are. And yes it's our fault for at least partiality electing him but the stupidity really should have stopped. I really would have thought that people would have learned that their vote actually does matter.
But that's just me; do tell me your thoughts.
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Submitted by dinojr345 (user info) at 2005-01-15 19:17:23 EST (#)
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Bush would be a cool dude to get drunk or toasted with. Clinton too. Not like Kerry or Gore who were born with monotones and sticks up their asses.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-15 19:07:07 EST (#)
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"Ok this is a given he can't even say nuclear (shouldn't the leader of one of the nations who has nuclear weapons be able to say it?)"
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you tard. it's called a southern accent
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-15 18:55:23 EST (#)
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I can't +2 this. It would be unethical to reward poor spelling and grammar.
That said, why is the president so fucking sacred to most people? Don't they see the problems that causes? It's not the man, it's the position, it's the POLITICS.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-01-15 17:47:08 EST (#)
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Well, you know what you're talking about, but I'm not highly rating this. You should stick to them "currant" events, though.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-15 17:31:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-15 03:08:26 (#)
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america has the government it deserves
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Kai... that was cold. At least 48% of us have at least 50% of a brain.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-01-15 17:04:19 EST (#)
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1: he's not too bright
Ok this is a given he can't even say nuclear (shouldn't the leader of one of the nations who has nuclear weapons be able to say it?)
How many not too bright people graduate from Yale and Harvard?
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-15 12:35:38 EST (#)
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It's only fun for retards.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-15 11:24:53 EST (#)
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7. he look liek a monky 2
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-15 10:23:29 EST (#)
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http://stuff.ubersite.com/1105801833872125626/1/Good.jpg
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-15 08:02:19 EST (#)
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It's almost as fun as retard bashing.
Submitted by Viper_04 (user info) at 2005-01-15 06:07:34 EST (#)
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I'd stab you in the eye with a souldering iron but it just wouldn't be worth my time
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2005-01-15 05:38:24 EST (#)
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Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way
since `Funky Town.'
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
michelle
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-15 05:16:05 EST (#)
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People president bash because they don't have a fucking life. Like you, for instance, like the Republicans who had nothing to do but fuck with Clinton. Cast your vote and shut the fuck up.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-01-15 04:29:41 EST (#)
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horribly boring
when your IQ reaches 50, sell
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-15 04:17:27 EST (#)
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Noone goes to war without reasons. Reason that should've been hidden to public and are unnoble? OIL, Buttcake!
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-01-15 03:26:21 EST (#)
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if you're calling from west of the rockies, please don't call, you bother us
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-15 03:08:26 EST (#)
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america has the government it deserves
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-15 02:09:24 EST (#)
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Go. Kill. Yourself.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:51:54 EST (#)
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Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo.
Mountain Madness
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:33:59 EST (#)
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Drink 190 proof liquor.
Light a match.
Swallow.
Repeat as necessary.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-15 01:24:41 EST (#)
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Picture The Count on Sesame Street
"one.. one negative two! AHAHAHAHAHA"
<lightning and flying bats>