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Fun Things To Do At a Drive-Thru (1118 hits)

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Rating: -1.7 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Ryoma (View user info) at 2005-01-15 14:13:32 EST

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

I wouldn't be surprised if this was already posted before, but...

User Reviews

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-16 21:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

LIKE OMGLOL

Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-01-15 21:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

21. After leaving the Drive through doing either of the above, go home and make a post about all of these things and then beat off because you think you finally got some attention.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-15 21:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Like no one's ever seen this before.

Submitted by herelt (user info) at 2005-01-15 20:53:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-01-15 18:28:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE

Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-01-15 15:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fun things to do with a keyboard:

1. Write a decent post.

or

2. Shove it up your ass.

-2 for content, +2 for me not noticing any spelling/grammar problems, which makes you better than about half the writers on here.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-15 15:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
Done it.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
Done it.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food
comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
Haven't done it.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
Still do it.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
Done it.

6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
Can't speak English well enough to know another.

7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
Nope.

8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
Yep.

9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
Only drunk and serious.

10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
Nope.

11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
Yep.

12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
Nope.

13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
Yep.

14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
Yep.

15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
Yep

16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
Yep

17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
Nope. I like living.

18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
Yep.

19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
Yep.

20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
See 17.

Now, why am I giving this a -2? Cause all the ones I say Ive sone (except the one I still do) I did wehn I was 16-18.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-15 14:40:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

lol

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-15 14:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

21. Pistol-whip server

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-15 14:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You could have cut this list down to just one item:

1. Act like an unfunny prick