The quake of '05 (535 hits)
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Submitted by <Milley> (View user info) at 2005-01-16 03:01:05 EST
The setting seemed innocent enough, in the gym hallway after school. We had just finished weightlifting and were about to start our running with coach. Only a few of the guys still lingered upstairs in the weight room, finishing up sets while the rest of us got a drink and stretched out.
It was a Friday so we were doing some sprints and doing some stuff with the agile bags. Not a hard running workout, but enough to be winded after. Everyone would go hard because only the real committed came on Friday.
There was no hint of the impending disaster. I was talking to Chris about our chances at winning state this year and how overrated South was. It came first as a low rumble. The glass on the window next to us vibrated slightly. The hallway became silent. The rumbling grew. Someone started to scream; I'm not sure who.
I saw a blur. Then another. People were running. The lights began to flicker as the sound rose to an even louder volume. I turned to Chris to see a look of pure horror on his face. We turned to run with the others. Almost as quickly as it had started, it began to trail off. It puttered then came to a stop. Silence. Everything was still.
"Brandon you fag, you stink like shit!" Chris said.
"Save your assquakes for when you get home, god," I told him.
And thus the word ASSQUAKE was born.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:33:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:24:41 EST (#)
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i thought this was going to be a post about Quake IV.
sigh.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-16 18:31:11 EST (#)
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ummmm...
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-01-16 13:18:23 EST (#)
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Typical toilet humor, nothing special AT ALL. -1.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-16 10:36:44 EST (#)
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agile bags...
assquakes...
indeed.