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72 Virgins? Thats it? (916 hits)

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Rating: -0.54 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Kurbs <poetkurbs.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-16 20:15:54 EST


Jesus, these Muslims are killing themselves for 72 virgins in heaven, as I have read in a previous post as I was just reading, 72 virgings wouldn't last all that long.

But you know, give me one dirty hooker from vegas, and that'd be good too

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Submitted by gabrielpm (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:36:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

It's a mistranslation. The original said "72 figs". Burn!

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-17 03:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You'd think someone with the word "poet" in their email addy, would be slightly more eloquent than this. Oh! AOL! That's explains it.

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Cancer: It's 72.

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-17 03:21:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i dont know why di didn't raite this before whill syou have my chilrde=n?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 02:54:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by dinojr345 (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:04:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I bet God laughs his head off every time one of those ass muches blow themselves up.

Submitted by newio (user info) at 2005-01-16 21:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

where u going with this?

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-16 21:31:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

As far as your post: -2 die.

But I have a question. Is it really 72? 'Cause I hear 71, 77, 80, 74, all sorts of numbers in that area, and I'm not sure who the heck has it right. Anyone know for sure?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-16 21:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Glad you popped in here just to say that.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Guess I'll have to link to the original myself.

"72 virgins? And all I have to do is kill myself? Gimme that vest! (644 hits)"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53022

After all, it's not linkwhoring if you inspired the post.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:32:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

old

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:29:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"But you know, give me one dirty hooker from vegas, and that'd be good too"

The all-new "What the hell man if they're comin' at you then..." etc.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

72 virgins? yeah, they're pretty much my favorite kind of girl. they're bred for their inexperience in sex

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:21:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Glad you enjoyed it.

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:20:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:18:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

i guess after you get bored of them, they might be better, you know, like building up their skills.

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Yeh. Everyone needs skills like: mumchuk [sic.] skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i also have a feeling that this post is gonna get flamed.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-16 20:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i guess after you get bored of them, they might be better, you know, like building up their skills.


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