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I Have a Chance to Buy Bo Jackson's 2002 Suzuki Hayabusa: What Should I Do Uber??? (1198 hits)

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Rating: 0.94 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PHD. (View user info) at 2005-01-16 23:51:52 EST


I was at my friends hizay watching football today (GOD DAMN VIKINGS AND COLTS) and some how the discussion of motorcyles and me wanting one came up.
Before I knew it, through several friends of cousins and cousins of aunts phone calls, I was on the phone wit Bo Jackson, and he was telling me aboot his pimped oot 2002 Hayabusa.
Now when I say pimped oot, i don't mean dvd players and 25 inch rims, I mean twin turbos and cams.
Anyway, the price he offered was more than reasonable...

Should I accept and buy the jalopy??

BO KNOWS BIKES WOO!!!

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Submitted by The_Walrus (user info) at 2005-01-19 22:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You're completely insane.

Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-18 16:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Buy it if you like the bike - Bo owning it doesn't mean shit.

If he wants to sell one of his sweet-ass light blue Royals jerseys, give me a call.

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-01-18 16:38:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Yes because motorcycles are kick ass. Just as long as you don't go wrapping yourself around a pole on that beast. We can't go without more 'beeb posts.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-01-18 15:52:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes very

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-01-18 06:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Whoa, you were serious about that?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:54:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

buy it!

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-17 11:11:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

take it apart and eat it piece by piece after you steer it home with your penis.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-17 11:03:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by yourawhore (user info) at 2005-01-17 09:55:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

buy it... do it!!!

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:05:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:10:35 (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be jealous, peoons

maybe Pee Wee Herman will sell his Shwinn soon

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It's not for sale, FRAN-CIS!


Maybe you could buy a hearse for Doug Brien of the Jets.

Go dead kicker WOO!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-17 07:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Buy it, and then sell it on ebay as formerly owned by Bo Jackson.

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-17 07:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.

-- Homer Simpson
Cape Feare







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+2 because this was at the bottom when I read it. Buy some art lessons with the money.

Just kidding. If you like motorcycles, buy it.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-17 06:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

De-restricted and with a tiny amount of tweeking and it's good for 200+ mph.

Buying it makes so much sense.





Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-17 03:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanst to yhave your fhcilderen! Yo uae re so super hot to the max!

Submitted by Talon (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'd buy it.

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Buy it if it isn't signed.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Now if Michael Jackson was selling his used condoms...
















WTF, mate?

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:10:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't be jealous, peoons

maybe Pee Wee Herman will sell his Shwinn soon


Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah cockface.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-16 23:55:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Who the fuck are you channeling now?


Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?

-- Homer Simpson
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