You've been sp00n3d! (747 hits)
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Submitted by The T Man (View user info) at 2005-01-17 00:04:06 EST
I have a spoon that I use to crush my adversaries. This old lady cut me off once, so I followed her and then chucked my spoon at her, knocked her right out. Old hag.
I hate racism. This guy was making fun of some black guy, so I got my spoon and removed his toncils.
At the pizza place where I used to work this guy came in with a pistol and tried to rob us. He said, "give me all your money!" And I said, "okay, but you'll have to take it up with...THE SPOON!" I leapt over the counter and drop-kicked him, and then brought my left arm to impale my spoon in his left eye. As he was screaming and writhing on the ground, I pointed at him and said "You been spooned, motherfucker!"
The ladies love the spoon. They see it, and it instantly turns them on. The spoon enabled me to take him 5 chicks, and afterwards, they all teamed up to make me a whole load of pies. Pie kicks ass. When I'm on the internet, or creating a CS game in a cyber cafe, and I make an awesome kill, everyone looks on with fondness as I exclaim "sp00n3d!"
Don't get on my bad sad when I have a spoon, because I'll kick your ass, then eat a lot of borscht. And borscht, is just as badass. Oh man, once, I ate a bowl of borscht and a bear attacked me, but I defeated it with my spoon and made 15 bear steaks out of it. I ate them all. It kicked ass.
User Reviews
Submitted by ACIDTRIP (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the hell, I laughed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2005-01-17 02:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
shanked biaaach... good shyt
Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-01-17 01:33:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very Maddox Style.
Fuck this is good shit, as in the style.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-17 01:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It made me laugh, what can I say.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-17 01:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Happy James Earl Ray Day!
Submitted by matrix2681 (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Holy CRAP you write just like MADDOX.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Spoonage is the best cuddling position EVER.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
You have good taste when it comes to pics.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-17 00:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the Tick.
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