how would you like to fight THIS guy? (1203 hits)
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Submitted by DyingBreed (View user info) at 2005-01-17 08:11:38 EST
that is, if you were only 180 lbs :)
Royce Gracie (little guy) beat the big ass muthafuckin sumo dude in the first round by armbar
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Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:26:54 EST (#)
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No shit, Royce Gracie is one bad motherfucker. Everyone should know that.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:13:18 EST (#)
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"this was shit. this was a question you could ask your friends. dont post shit"
i will do what i want to son, and there is nothing you can do about it :)
Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:20:04 EST (#)
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this was shit. this was a question you could ask your friends. dont post shit
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-17 12:02:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:23:23 (#)
Ranking: 1
Throw a pizza into the ring to distract him and then run like hell.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 11:12:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:23:23 (#)
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Throw a pizza into the ring to distract him and then run like hell.
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LOKI! That's supposed to be a secret, damnit!
Now how am I gonna win a fight?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:44:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel bad for that blonde dyed Asian in the back. He must have paid hundreds of dollars for these tickets and his girlfriend is sleeping.
Submitted by Methodius (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
damn! the Gracie family pwns all
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-17 10:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Throw a pizza into the ring to distract him and then run like hell.
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-01-17 09:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or choke you out, and hold it a little longer because you may have pissed him off during the match somehow.
but really, i think i would rather fight a gracie than a real good thai boxer with a good takedown defense. choking someone out, or letting them tap to a joint hyperextension is a lot more humane than knocking someone out cold for 5 minutes!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-17 09:05:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Royce Gracie.
I'd rather take on a thai boxer than that bastard... At least the thai will kick the shit out of you quickly and not pull all your joints out first.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats my big blubber...errr, brother?
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:49:18 EST (#)
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im trying to remember how much that guy weighed in at. i think it was way over 300. could have been near 400
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:40:05 EST (#)
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Looks more like a 30 pack of fat to me.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:35:05 EST (#)
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It looks like he has a six-pack of fat!
Submitted by DyingBreed (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:23:15 EST (#)
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HEY, he DOES have some nice tits!
never noticed!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:22:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:16:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
no, I'd suck on his tits
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bwahahahahahaha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
no, I'd suck on his tits
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-17 08:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kick him in the junk.