a slight twist to an inane question (508 hits)
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Submitted by metroidkillah (View user info) at 2005-01-17 19:34:33 EST
Here's a question:
If you were the only one on the planet to have a single superpower, what would it be, and why?
Keep in mind that you are the ONLY ONE who has a super power. There are no other super villains (or super heroes) to defy you. No powerful aliens, either. And it is only ONE power.
To make things easier, let's assume you are a martial arts master.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The ability to create unlimited quantities of matter, and antimatter, at will from nothingness.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-01-18 13:11:03 EST (#)
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doesn't j. lo already have that one?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:50:27 EST (#)
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The ability to move things using only my butt.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
alright, i'll bite...
since we know this could never happen, I'll wish for something completely impossible...
the power to get laid
(QueenAshlee kinda beat me to that).
sexual powers or the ability to produce magic beans (like jack n the beanstalk)
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-18 09:25:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want the ability to be able to spend inSane amounts of money in order to send thousands of people to their deaths.
Oh, that's George W.'s power.
Umm....
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:25:54 EST (#)
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Ya'll, seriously. If you could manipulate time, you wouldn't NEED mind control. Anything you want someone to do for you, you could just stop time and do yourself. With, of course, the exception of sexual favors, but I just KNOW you virtuous folks wouldn't stoop to using mind control simply in order to get lai...
Oh, nevermind. I forgot what site I was at. Carry on.
(Time manipulation still kicks mind control's ass.)
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:11:01 EST (#)
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Erase other peoples' memories. The things you could get away with...
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:46:45 EST (#)
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The ability to take the biggest shit at any given time.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:35:43 EST (#)
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The power to never let anyone change the person I was when I was eight years old.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mind Control, for sure. I agree that it should come with the ability to read minds, but only if you can turn the ability on and off. I don't want to hear what everyone is thinking all the time.
I wish I was Zeus. He's the man.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:56:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Mind control. It'd be nice if it came with mind reading included.
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:52:26 EST (#)
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I'm stuck between time manipulation and mind control. Both would be pretty sweet I guess.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:42:09 EST (#)
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Immortality, like Highlander. You can learn the rest along the way and pick up all the Batman gizmos, and build up the Hulk strength.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:18:36 EST (#)
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The ability to manipulate time.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:14:41 EST (#)
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kudos to you passive-degressive for actually thinking that through. your super power is accepted.
Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:07:52 EST (#)
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The ability to produce cocaine from my ear at any given time.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:01:08 EST (#)
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1. I agree. Mind control... YOu'd get everything.
2. I've used inane for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time...
I actually used it as a yearbook signature tagline in high school.
"I am that inane little voice in the back of your head you've ignored the past year. I will seek revenge, oh yes I will."
I got called into the Asst. Principals office.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:52:03 EST (#)
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It's a power and it'd be super!
It could work in the same way that Wolverine's regenerative abilities prevent him from aging.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:51:53 EST (#)
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oh damn... invisibility... no doubt...
id be high... but invisible... and hangin out in locker rooms.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:51:48 EST (#)
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i agree that it is a perfectly legit word, and that at one point in my life i could not use it in a sentence correctly.
but then i looked it up on dictionary.com, found out that it sucked as a word, and became aghast at the rampant fuckyness of that goddamn word.
i hate when words like that are used when a word like "old" would have done just fine.
Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:48:18 EST (#)
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I'm not sure immortality is a super power, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. And as for you, MyNameIsTim, "inane" is a perfetly legitimate word. You're just jealous because you can't use in in a sentence properly.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:41:11 EST (#)
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Immortality.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:39:48 EST (#)
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also, what the fuck is with the crazy overuseage of the word "inane???"
nobody had ever heard of it until maddoxface used it in his post of the kids paintings...now its used every other sentence on 90% of the posts on uber.
w.
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Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:38:57 EST (#)
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actually, flight was my choice as well
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:36:39 EST (#)
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To be able to fly.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-17 19:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mind control
think about it...