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Casper - A short 'i'm still alive' post, I guess. (879 hits)

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Rating: 1.54 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by harmlessness (View user info) at 2005-01-17 20:37:00 EST


Today, we drove to Salisbury, MD, to get the newest addition to our family, a pure white Pit Bull with a black nose named Casper. In terms of age, he's a teenager. He's a very good looking dog, very solid, and not rambunctious.

"But Tim, puppies are supposed to be rambunctious."

That's the downside. We got him from my dad's ex-girlfriend's daughter. They recently got him back after he was dog napped. Whoever did it beat this dog. They beat him bad. When I first got to the house, he was laying on the couch. He didn't move for the entire half hour I was there. When it was time to leave, I had to carry him out to the van.

During the trip home, he stared at me. It gave me the chills.

The people who dog napped him cut him. Up and down his legs are semi-healed incisions, which were apparently created using a razor blade. A FUCKING RAZOR BLADE. His toenails were cut in a fashion that made them extremely sharp. When you get near the dog, he lowers his head to the ground.

When we got Casper home, I carried him inside and carefully put him on the floor. He immediately ran to the corner, behind a recliner. No amount of coaxing could get this dog to move. He wouldn't chew on his toy. He wouldn't chew on his bone. He didn't even move when the cat bit him. The cat is outside now.

I gave him a bowl of water. He was very thirsty, as he emptied three of the rather large bowls.

Then my dad came downstairs. He grabbed Casper by the collar and pulled him through two rooms, up a set of stairs, and into his room. I can see where this is going. He's going to abuse this dog as he did our current one, a Rottweiller, although nowhere near as bad as the dognappers did. I've got to stop him.

More updates will come as the story progresses.

**This is the first thing I've had inspiration to write in a few months. I'm going to stop trying to force myself to write and just let it come. Hell Sent - II is about 2/3 completed, but probably won't be posted for another week or so.**

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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-03-04 17:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

For the alter -2 I didn't notice until just now, jerky.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-29 20:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ack! Yes! Aim: MandaPanda1707.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-29 19:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

MandaPanda, I DEMAND that you love me!

ALL OF UBER, LOVE ME!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-29 19:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, do you have AIM? Or should I just make a new post?

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-29 19:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aww! Do you have any more pictures?

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-29 19:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

LYK OMFG YES!

That's all I care about anymore. I want EVERYONE to like me.

That's why I post here once every day with perfect posts and I review every post positively.

YES!

HE GOT ME, PEOPLE!


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Casper is doing a LOT better. He's starting to get really playful when I take him for walks- so much so that I can't take him out with the other dog anymore because he won't let the other dog shit.

HAR HAR PEENER!

EVERYONE LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME!

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I MUST BE LOVED ON UBER! I WANT THESE FACELESS BASTARDS TO LOVE ME

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-19 00:52:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Casper seems to be settling in fine.

Today, I took him outside and he ran back inside, which was a surprise because I've never seen him move faster than a very slow walk. After we got inside, he laid down next to the heater, so I sat down against the wall next to the heater. My other dog, the Rottweiller, came downstairs and laid down next to us. The cat came into the room and laid down on the other side of the room.

After about 40 minutes of sitting there, Casper got up, sniffed Matrix (the other dog) then walked over and sniffed the cat. After he finished, he came over and laid back down. He still shakes like an epileptic, but he seems to trust me. I think spending time with him today was a major factor in his sudden extreme level of trust.

I hope this dog will get better.

Before he was stolen, he was happy. He was exactly like my first dog: excitable, playful, rambunctious, loud, annoying, and happy. It's a fucking shame what kinds of things happen to perfect pets.

If I ever meet the bastard that did this, you bet your ass I'll be spending some time in juvenile hall.

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-18 11:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Casper will need a lot of love and TLC. If your dad can't manage, do what you can to get Casper in to a home that will.

Good luck, it sounds like a shitty situation and I know you are doing your best.

Stop feeding the dog semen.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-18 05:37:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Casper looks adorable, he just needs some of your time and lots of affection.

I hope the scumbag who did this gets his/her comeuppance.





Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-18 01:11:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You know, I think I will. Goodnight.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-18 01:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah... get some sleep.

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-18 01:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Grrrr. I hate stories like this.

Maybe I should become one of those Animal Cops people.

That dog is just too adorable and I can't even imagine the type of person that would abuse him.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:58:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Bigmike was talking about your father. But it applies to... whatever... would do anything like that to anything.












I found a picture that might make you feel better about your dog, but would definitely make you feel worse about humanity in general. So I won't link it. But the point is, I think that anyone who abuses anything deserve to have it inflicted on them. I'm not making sense and I'm very tired.

Submitted by AnotherStupidUsername (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If my father ever even tried that I would kick his ass. Then again, my dad kicks major ass and we love each other, and loves my dog as much as every family member.

Sucks that people have to act superior because they feel so inferior. Sorry man :(

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Me too.

This is one of those crimes that makes me a firm supporter of the old "An eye for an eye" law. I wish it was in the US, so I could track the fucker down, carve his legs off very slowly with a fucking rusty serrated knife, cut his toe + fingernails off before doing that, beat the fucker with a lead-filled bat, and piss on him. Daily.

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:36:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Then my dad came downstairs. He grabbed Casper by the collar and pulled him through two rooms, up a set of stairs, and into his room. I can see where this is going. He's going to abuse this dog as he did our current one, a Rottweiller, although nowhere near as bad as the dognappers did. I've got to stop him."

You're right, you do. And if you can't, there are any number of agencies and people who can and will.

I hate people who abuse animals.

Fuckers.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:36:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That said, you're lucky the dog isn't mean-scared. Pit bulls attack the most people per year, you know...
















Pet him for me in a non-threatening fashion.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

KITTY!!








Erm, what?

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-18 00:25:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude seriously i think those guys who did that to your dog are worse than rapists.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 21:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Thank you, Jan. I've had that mentality for quite some time, and so far it's working.

**UPDATE** Casper started licking my hand when I was petting him. Might have been the se... uhh, chicken broth on them, though.

Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-01-17 21:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

poor puppy :( love him to death (not literally of course)

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-17 21:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Spend your entire life purposefully doing whatever your father didn't. Never let him get you down, because if you do, you may end up doing what he does. You may not think it's possible now, but ten, fifteen, twenty years from now, you may be a completely different person. Just always be a good person, man. Stay yourself and remember that life doesn't suck, your dad does.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:48:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm going to kick your father in his nuts...

...with the barrel of a tank at full-throttle.



I'm here if you need to talk, man.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU'RE ALIVE!!!

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a fucking fucker, you fucking fucker. Fuck.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-17 20:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pfft. Just kill the dog, then you won't have a problem.


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