I'm a friend, not a fucking secretary (959 hits)
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Submitted by Ryoma (View user info) at 2005-01-17 22:13:09 EST
I walked through the door and sat at my computer, only to find that I had 4 instant messages about what was due in schoolwork tomorrow. I sighed, then grabbed my planner and sifted through the pages.
"We have to finish up to page 365 in <insert book name here> and we have to do the fucking worksheet Javiera gave us."
"No, we don't have a test tomorrow."
"How the fuck should I know?"
"I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SECRETARY, DAMMIT!"
*sigh*
"Okay. If I tell you what's due, I want some fucking money."
"2 bucks a month? Fuck no!"
"You don't even give me the money that you owe me, even though you promise it!"
"Gaah..."
"Okay."
"Yeah, I get it."
"Okay."
"Yeah, I'll do your fucking lab writeup too."
"2 spaced, at least 5 pages, yeah."
Once again, shit, but oh well. So's a lot of stuff here too.
I searched secretary on Google images, and got a shitload of porn.
I wonder why.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-18 04:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-18 04:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Lo siento
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-01-17 23:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ehh get used to it some people become dependent on others.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"You don't even give me the money that you owe me, even though you promise it!"
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that, I'd be able to pay back the money.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:35:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I searched receptionist...
And got this:
http://www.inforama.ru/other/pictures/images/dave/receptionist.jpg
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:35:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we don't care.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:16:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
First one was better.
And as for this:
"Once again, shit, but oh well. So's a lot of stuff here too.
I searched secretary on Google images, and got a shitload of porn.
I wonder why."
You've turned off all your filters, moron.
Plus you should've searched for receptionist.
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It's called sarcasm.
And yeah, I should.
The only lewd picture I got was a drawing of Leela from Futurama.
I wonder why.
Submitted by RapSupaStar (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:18:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
no shit alot of porns pop up, SECRETARIES ARE HOT...!!!! most of the time. -2 for writing too damn much, +3 for bringing up porn and secretaries.. here is some advice, if u want hits, put up a picture of the secretary u seen on the search. HAHAHA
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-17 22:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
First one was better.
And as for this:
"Once again, shit, but oh well. So's a lot of stuff here too.
I searched secretary on Google images, and got a shitload of porn.
I wonder why."
You've turned off all your filters, moron.
Plus you should've searched for receptionist.