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LAST CALL: Winter Warmth For YOU, Uber! (950 hits)

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Rating: 1.88 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (View user info) at 2005-01-18 09:50:18 EST


So yesterday I posted a message saying that anyone who wants some knitted cold-weather gear like scarves, hats, or mittens should let me know, and I'll whip 'em up for you. I'm working on a huge project that's killing my hands, so I need some smaller stuff that I can rest up a bit on. I realize that intelligent people would just stop knitting to rest, but unfortunately I have some kind of ADD of the body, so I can't just sit and not do anything, or I get restless and annoy everyone around me.

SO.

That said, here's the story...if I don't have an address to send your stuff to, I'm not going to start it, because frankly, I have roughly 8 million scarves of my own, I don't wear mittens, and I look like an escapee from a mental institution in knit hats, so I don't need any more. So send me an email - josie.brown.at.gmail.com - along with any sizing info ("I like really freakin' long scarves"..."My head is tiny/massive"..."my fingertips brush the ground when I walk"..."I wear a women's size 6 shoe", etc) and I'll get it going.

A few requests were made for socks/slippers, and I'd be happy to do those. I actually have some yarn that I would really like to make some socks in for someone (Mystia, maybe? I think you requested them) that is maybe 40% silk, so it's really awesome for stuff like socks, really soft and comfy.

So get your requests in, and don't be shy about asking for colors or anything, this is actually doing me a huge favor and possibly staving off some arthritis. Woo!

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Submitted by Satansgotsyphillis (user info) at 2005-03-10 09:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

a perfect post asking people if they want clothes. i don't know what to say

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

when are they going to arrive?

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:54:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That's really one of the coolest things I've heard of.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU"RE THE MAN...

well actually you're a woman...

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm about to drive down to Worcester and beg for my hat.

only like an hour anyways

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-21 11:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If you don't mind shipping it out to aus, I'll camwhore it no problem.

I don't have a job right now so I can't really pay for postage... but when I do I could pay you back. Or make you pancakes. Do you like pancakes?

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-21 11:46:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

What a woman!

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-21 11:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*cold*

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-19 00:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

A long scarf would be awesome.

I can send you my address.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-01-18 21:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

BOB! NO PROBLEM! JUST EMAIL ME YOUR ADDRESS AND ANY COLOR PREFERENCE! WOO! EXCITEMENT ALL OVER THE PLACE!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAYBE A HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU????????????

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yayyyyy
it's like X-mas coming twice in the same year.
I anxiously await the postman. I'm so excited to get something handmade.


GO FREE STUFF WOO!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:53:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I COULD REALLY USE SOME WARM SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS 0 OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!

BURRRRRRRRRR

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:37:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And.. camwhore it? Mayhaps.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ah.. I'd totally rock a scarf and beanie.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:26:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I submitted an email, and I'll camwhore whatever I get.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-18 15:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-18 09:54:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

I would like to you knit me a man to keep me warm.

Is that doable?


Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-18 14:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok i sent my address to you.
if you go through with this then just send it C.O.D. if possible. If not then I promise to send you a money order in return to cover shipping charges.

I asked for socks or slippers but gloves or a scarf and stuff would be great too if you have extra lying around, any color is fine because my winter coat is black.

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-18 14:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ROOM, living room*

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-18 13:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ok, I'm sending my address.
I am requesting one of everything to be sent to me via strip-o-gram from a hot young hunk. I want him wearing all my knit goodies and taking them off one at a time in my living.

Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-01-18 13:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:20:05 (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that everyone who gets a present should have to cam whore it for us.

=========

Oh, and I think this is a nice gesture.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-18 12:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have a long neck.

I'll email you my address here in a sec.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-18 11:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If this is serious, A hat and/or scarf would be PWESOME...

jgreening072.at.yahoo.com or Yahoo Messenger at jgreening072


And I, too, would pay for postage.

Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:33:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I said socks before... After walking around at lunchtime I've decided I need gloves. Big thick ones.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Blue Knit Hat!

Please? I'll pay for postage....

If you're serious that is of course...

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:20:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see. I'd ask for a Browns hat, but I'm too embarassed. I'll just stick with my good old Indians cap. Thanks for the offer though.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I think that everyone who gets a present should have to cam whore it for us.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am going to say now that I refuse to do Yankees stuff. It's against my religion. I don't want to get excommunicated from the Red Sox Nation, or worse, make them lose the next World Series.

Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You are doing this for people that you don't even know personally? Simply amazing. If you are serious, it's minus 30 in Ottawa this morning and slippers would be awesome.

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:09:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sure, 'Jester.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I could use some kind of NY Yankee/Boston Red Sox hat to shit in.

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:03:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I must have socks!

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-18 10:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Will you ship to the UK?

My girlfriend would love a scarf... Either cream or multi-coloured, but long and fluffy as you like!

I'll pay postage if you accept paypal.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-18 09:57:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Okay if the dick warmer isn't happening, I could really do with some warm socks to wear under my footy socks, my circulation is bad and sometimes I can't feel my toes.

If you are serious of course that is.





Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-18 09:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I still want my western style long johns with an arse-flap.

I said please.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-18 09:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is really nice of you.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-18 09:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would like to you knit me a man to keep me warm.

Is that doable?


Pfft. Now you tell me.

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