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I don't like the world today (789 hits)

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Rating: 0.18 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <tempeststorm.at.geocities.com> (View user info) at 2003-03-18 14:49:27 EST


I can't even think straight today.

Our company just got a message from one of our customers, who's on lockdown in an oil company owned base. Apparently they're contemplating cancelling the project and evacuating because of major violence in Nigeria. Now I tune out the news a lot, perhaps in an effort to stay cheery, because little to nothing is positive in a headline. I read the funnies or books rather than the paper. I watch the weather channel and not CNN.

I really wish I could feel something besides this heaviness about war/violence/whatever else is horribly wrong in the world that needs fixing. But I can't, instead I'm too lazy to do my work, or really argue on ubersite, or e-mail my friends to distract myself. I'm sure I'm part of a big group of people that just don't have a strong opinion. I think war is atrocious, I'd rather not be involved, but I'm sure that I don't understand the complexities of the issue as I haven't read any American newspapers in ages... and I'd rather not have propaganda shoved down my throat anyways.

bored enough at work to surf ubersite, but not focused...me ranting.

sky

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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-03-18 18:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Kegels for men are similar.

You can call it phallus flexing, dick dancing, jimmy jumping or whatever but those same muscles that make you twitch when you come are the same ones that you use to cut off the flow of urine. Now imagine flexing that muscle during sex giving an up/down while you in/out. Wiggle the hips for some side to side and you have to use a crowbar to dig her fingers out of your back.

-Turtle

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-18 17:12:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know why it is so much fun but it rules. My ex liked it every once in awhile but she mainly preferred for me to cum in her, which I willingly complied.

Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sky - I know what you mean. I have done the same thing... doesn't hurt, but I don't know any men who work on that, do you?

SP - Why its so fun? Its like kids in art class, throwing paint everywhere and having a good time doing it. I don't mind unless it gets in the hair, then its just a mess.

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:50:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why is it, that cumming on a girl is so much fun. I won't lie, I do get a kick out of it. Hidden, don't be ashamed of the golden shower, if you like that sort of thing, freak. Nicole, if I were to start peeing, I wouldn't stop until I was done. Look at what I started. I think I am blushing now.LOL

Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

kegels exercises help with that. i can stop peeing mid-pee and it doesn't hurt.....?


Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:39:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

There is also the issue of quantity. You know how hard it is to stop peeing once you start.

Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:33:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hehehehehe my sister pee-d on my head when I was three. I remember it very distinctly. Bitch. She scarred me, I don't think I'd be okay with a guy peeing on me, although how different is it really from cumming on you? well, except that it's more liquidy and has a noticeably foul smell....

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

hey, i never said asked anyone to pee on me! well, i asked Nicole, once, but that's it! ok, ok... and all those other women i slept with...

Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sure you don't...

Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-18 16:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, if a girl as hot as you were to make out with me, I could die of happiness, and don't worry, unlike hidden, I don't feel the need for you to piss on me.


Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-18 15:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And they're even better when you incorporate dry-humping.

L

Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-18 15:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

tee hee. steamy makeout sessions are always fun.


Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-18 15:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That sux that you feel that way sky. Would a long and steamy make out session with me help you feel better....wink, wink (;-P)
Peace,
STREETPUNK

Submitted by MassD (user info) at 2003-03-18 14:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Any period of extended peace and prosperity was preceded by an episode of extreme violence and war.

This is just another example of the cycle.


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