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Submitted by LadyPlural (View user info) at 2005-01-18 17:48:52 EST


I'm going to New York City tomorrow! I'm meeting up with Jared! I'm seeing Broadway shows! I'm running dangerously close to my exclaimation point limit for the day!


Yep, that did it.



Does anyone have any suggestions as to amusing things to do (and please keep in mind that these things must be at least relatively PG-13 sorts of things)? Restaurants, fun places to go, local sights? I shall be staying near Times Square, and generally sticking to more tourist-y areas, but Chinatown, Little Italy, and such... Yeah.




Sorry this isn't much of a post.



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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:30:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG JARED KILLED HER

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So LadyPlural has been missing since meeting Jared?
Yup, he chopped her up and put her in his freezer.

Submitted by ak_whitebread (user info) at 2005-02-06 23:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

"this isn't much of a post"??? It isn't shit... it has nothing worthwhile about it. You dog on me, and what I write, but.... I shouldn't even have to say it. At least i make a statement... you just ask advice. This isn't an advice column... post something worthwhile PLEASE

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-19 10:59:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No one wants to come to Colorado...

Why don't people want to come to Colorado?
We have awesome skiing.
And we have a city that's only 45% latino, with 35% of those being illegal.
We're better than LA.

And right now, in twon, we'll have a high of 68 degrees!

TAKE THAT CANADA!

Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 10:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-18 22:55:57 (#)
Ranking: 1

Who are you again?
-----------------------------------

Wait, why does Jared not know who you are if you are meeting up with him?

I remember you telling us that you were 19 or something, so I really can't suggest anything for you to do because everything fun in NYC requires you to be of legal age, besides the museums and shit but I'm sure you know about all those.

Submitted by ssj4yamcha (user info) at 2005-01-19 05:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

suggestions for activities with jared in NYC:
I hear jumping in front of subway trains is good.

Now get into a teen aol chatroom to post this garbage, and leave us alone... i need to catch up on that "I'm being stalked by a fat 19 yearold with a baby" post.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, ok. You *do* have standards, but are willing to ignore them if it will bring about an amusing story. Happy now?


Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-18 22:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Who are you again?

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-18 22:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You just want to see Jared's hot ass. I can tell these things, you know.

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-18 21:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Doooooo..... JARED!


and take pictures!

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-18 21:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Mostly because he has no standards whatsoever.


















Waaaaiiiiitt...

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-18 20:53:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn, how come Jared gets all the girls?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-18 20:41:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Sweet!

Submitted by briancte (user info) at 2005-01-18 19:00:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

have anal sex on the first date

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my condolences to you, my dear

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hanging out with Jared? You'd better get a steel jock strap, cuz ain't nothin' gonna keep his jaws away from your cock once that elevator or taxi or bus door closes.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Watch out for Jared and his famous "shocker in the elevator" move where he starts to tickle you with the tips of his fingers on your ass. I fall for it every time.

Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for hanging with Jared...prepare yourself for...well...SHENANIGANS!

what's all this PG-13 stuff?

as far as I know, JMG only rocks NC-17 or greater...



Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Here's an idea that a lot of New Yorkers do.....



Visit Pittsburgh. Namely Duquesne University. In other words, let's do lunch.

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey everyone, she is excited, give her a break.


Have a blast girlfriend and dress warm.
It's cold in NYC right now.


Give Jared a hug for me!!

Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-18 18:02:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmm. With as much Uber experience as you have, I would think that you would know not to post stuff like this.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:52:14 (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a shame so many good posts are pushed down because of meaningless blurbs like these.

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Agreed. Posts that or either good, or awaiting the opportunity to be considered such.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57042


Submitted by Disektor (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Better take a lot of money, god knows you'll be paying for everything!

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-18 17:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a shame so many good posts are pushed down because of meaningless blurbs like these.


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