Need Help Urgently From Any Medical People (732 hits)
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Submitted by Major_Crane 82nd Squadron RAF (View user info) at 2005-01-18 23:20:59 EST
I need to make weight for a wrestling match tomorrow (need to lose 1.5) pounds. I've pissed a few times so its probably closer to 1.2 or 1.3 and since I don't feel like getting up early tomorrow morningn and running in sweat clothes, I was wondering DO YOU SWEAT IN A HOT BATCH? If so, my life will be much easier and so you know I have no ready access to a sauna, just a shower/bath.
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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-01-19 10:11:29 EST (#)
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The easiest way to cut weight for a match is saw off an arm or leg. You can still you is in the match since it is technically "part of you", but don't bring it onto the scale when you weigh in.
P.S. Cauterize the wound before you weigh in. Nobody likes wrestlers spraying blood all over the locker room.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-19 09:12:38 EST (#)
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goddamn "y".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-19 09:11:06 EST (#)
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Cut off your head and "lose 15 pounds of ugle fat". You dork.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-19 09:02:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:28:07 (#)
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Run around wearing a plastic bag (serious), you will sweat like a pig, but you are probably used to that...
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exactly. make a sweatsuit out of garbage bags. you WILL sweat it off. go run some stairs or something.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-19 08:49:00 EST (#)
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Don't know about a hot batch, but I always sweat in a hot bitch :p
lame
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-19 08:27:35 EST (#)
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Exlax, baby. Lots of it.
Submitted by ssj4yamcha (user info) at 2005-01-19 04:59:19 EST (#)
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Take your boyfriend's penis out of your ass.
If that doesn't rid you of the full 1.5lbs.... then you only have one solution:
Quit wrestling and practice a sport that's less gay. (hint: one that doesn't require you hugging and grasping at every part of man's body on all fours)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-19 04:15:54 EST (#)
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Go naked.you'll drop about a kilo instantly. then amputate something.
Submitted by bnlfanmatt (user info) at 2005-01-19 02:35:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:41:40 (#)
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you don't sweat in a hot bath, but if you are submersed, water will diffuse out, due to the ion gradient. (thats what the pruned fingers are) just stay in water for a long time, and you'll lose some water.
or you could not be a pussy, get rehydrated, and eaet some pasta...and wrestle int he next weight class.
man up jake.
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If I remember correctly, water will diffuse into your body, there's less water in the body than pure water, that's why your skin wrinkles, it's holding so much water it has gotten larger, and has to wrinkle to fit in the same place.
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:55:05 EST (#)
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Grab a steak knife, down a bottle of whisky, and start by removing your appendix, one of your kidneys and a bit (not too much) of liver. If you're still too heavy, the teeth can go too, along with any unnecesary muscles. Wrestling requires no sense of smell, so the nose and olfactory lobes (the bits of brain sticking out at the front) can be removed as well. I'm not sure how useful hearing is in wrestling, but if not, see "Reservoir Dogs" - which has an instructional segment on removing ears. Its all about sticking to the necessities.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:49:42 EST (#)
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I hope you fuck your kidneys up and end up pissing blood.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:46:39 EST (#)
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Yes you do.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:45:36 EST (#)
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Don't drink any more water.
You won't get dehydrated, because your colon will absorb water from the series of enemas you're going to have to take to lose that much weight in a day.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:42:13 EST (#)
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Shoot yourself, then you won't have to worry about the wrestling match
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:41:40 EST (#)
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you don't sweat in a hot bath, but if you are submersed, water will diffuse out, due to the ion gradient. (thats what the pruned fingers are) just stay in water for a long time, and you'll lose some water.
or you could not be a pussy, get rehydrated, and eaet some pasta...and wrestle int he next weight class.
man up jake.
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:39:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:39:56 EST (#)
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shave all of the hair off of your body.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:35:14 EST (#)
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It's not exactly healthy but it's a proven fact that smoking cigs is a natural laxative. Go get a pack of Kools or some other harsh menthols and smoke a few in a row. Of course it will only work if you actually have wastes in your system, if you have been starving yourself then its probably fultile to try to drop it via bowel movements
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:32:54 EST (#)
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carry a water bottle around with you, and constantely spit in it. it may not be much, but it will be about a pound if you get passionate about it
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:29:27 EST (#)
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Cut off one of your feet.
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:28:53 EST (#)
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and for god's sake, don't over do it on the laxatives. you'll get dehydrated and that's never good.
my best advice is to just drink water and try to shit, drinking a lot of water will clear out your system, although you'd probably have to drink copious amounts in a short amount of time in order to lose the weight by tomorrow
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:28:07 EST (#)
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Run around wearing a plastic bag (serious), you will sweat like a pig, but you are probably used to that...
Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:26:11 EST (#)
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just take a dump. get some laxatives or something
PS- this is bad advice coming from a nursing student, although it's probably your best bet
i don't think you would sweat enough in a bath
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:25:09 EST (#)
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+2 because i know what you're going through. i have no idea. lame post (as if that needed to be said)
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:24:25 EST (#)
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Fuck you guys I'm going to bed.
Submitted by Robert_of_Duluth (user info) at 2005-01-18 23:21:29 EST (#)
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HOT BATH NOT BATCH