Don't wake up (876 hits)
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Submitted by DemoLocke (View user info) at 2005-01-19 03:27:28 EST
Don't wake up.
And don't panic: it's just a dream.
Your past remains true to your memories, with the exception of the last few minutes (when you fell asleep on your way to ubersite).
Welcome.
You are now in a world in which you can do anything you want, without consequence.
Much more unsettling is the fact that everything around you is being generated on the fly by your brain: details of your surroundings, random (yet coherent) events unfolding before you, and people, most of whom you've never met before in your life.
You will meet countless individuals, with countless personalities, and misinterpretations of your countless attempts to explain yourself. You will start asking your brain to make them go away, but they won't. They're trying to sell you something; they're trying to kill you.
Will you sit in on that lecture and see what your brain knows that you don't? Will you finish the rest of this post and tell me about it when you wake up? Or will you go try your new pickup lines at the local bar? (your odds tend to increase dramatically when you're sleeping).
Will you find your friend and hear what she has to say? Will you proceed to commit her speech to memory and make fun of her for being a dumbass when you wake up?
User Reviews
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
y'know hunny, if you'd wear a little more makeup, you'd look awfully cute!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-21 04:34:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yESSSSSSS , JUST SLEEP ON IT ,, marvellous what happens.
Submitted by Sofa_Ace (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:41:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
kind of like "The Twilight zone", except shitty. -1 cause I see what you were trying to do, and it could be good if would you apply yourself.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-19 10:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't think this was bad!
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-19 09:24:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Look it's will wheaton of star trek next generation, and the movie stand by me.
Fag
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-19 09:09:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck are you babbling about?
Submitted by ssj4yamcha (user info) at 2005-01-19 05:50:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 because it's actually a pretty good post, with honest, non-pretentious content.
But a definite -2 for unnecessary picture of a non-hotchick.
Actually that's the worst non-hotchick pic i've seen in years. You're lucky you only get the -2 on that one.
A solid 0 all in all.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:50:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Completely unnecessary camwhore. Let's sink this post. >:]
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:43:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-19 03:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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