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An Ubersite Post Template (850 hits)

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Rating: 1.16 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Rob Leishman <leishman_rob.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-03-18 18:14:14 EST

This is a simple template for most of the "politics" posts on Ubersite...

By following this template you will ensure lots of good reviews such as

"You're gay"
And
"Blah blah... where are you sources... blah blah"
And
"I was in the military... blah blah"

[Start Post]
[Title]
Some eye catching Ignorant Statement (good to belittle a country or use a blanket statement such all Iraqis are stupid)

[Ignorant Statement1]
Something that screams the only politics I know is what fox news tells me is really good here

[Ignorant Statement2]
Something that furthers the moronic nature of the author

[Ignorant Statement3]
This statement attempts to be funny but the author can't quite articulate their point so the humor is lost and the statement should become offensive

[Summary]
By this point the authors should only state: I am a complete idiot in some way

[End Post]

User Reviews

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-19 10:28:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"It's kinda funny but mostly sad...and a little funny."

Sheer brilliance.

Loren

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-03-19 09:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

[Start Post]
[Title]
ALL CANADIANS ARE IGNORANT BASTARDS

[Ignorant Statement1]
I WAS WATCHING THAT MOVIE CANADIAN BACON AND DAMN YOU PEOPLE FROM CANADA ARE SO STUPID! EVEN JOHN CANDY COULD KICK YOUR BUTTS!

[Ignorant Statement2]
LIKE THE MONTREAL EXPOS, GOD THEY SUCK YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR!

[Ignorant Statement3]
HAHA I BET THE REASON CANADIAN BACON TASTES DIFFERENT IS BECAUSE EVEN THEIR PIGS SUCK

[Summary]
I'VE GOT TO STOP HUFFING CAMERA CLEANER BECAUSE IT MAKES ME TYPE IN ALL CAPS!

[End Post]

Submitted by MassD (user info) at 2003-03-19 00:17:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

FAK!!! DRINK!!! GIRLS!!!!

Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-03-18 19:51:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This really deserves the kicker of all ass. Although I haven't commented much on Ubersite in the past, this is what I tend to see far too often. It's kinda funny but mostly sad...and a little funny.

Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-03-18 18:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

[Start Post]
[Title]
THE FRENCH ARE GAY

[Ignorant Statement1]
ALL FRENCH MEN ARE GAY, YOU CAN TELL BY THEIR MUSHTASHES AND CAUSE THEY DRINK WINE AND NOT JACK N COKES.

[Ignorant Statement2]
IF IT WASN'T FOR AMERICA, THERE WOULDN'T BE A DISNEYLAND IN FRANCE. THEY LOVE DISNEYLAND.

[Ignorant Statement3]
IT SUCKS TO FRENCH KISS A GAY FRENCH MEN WHO'S BEEN DRINKING ALOT OF WINE AND EATING CHEESE. MU AH HA HA UH AH HA HA!!!

[Summary]
MY NAME IS DICKIE AND YOU ARE A GAY FRENCHMEN.
[End Post]

it must of been something i ate, my bad.

Submitted by OICU812 (user info) at 2003-03-18 18:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I see that template being used often lately. You should patent and sell it. You'd make a lot of money from jackasses that bitch about how their country is better than any civilization that ever existed.