Oral Sex Party, Anyone? (9182 hits)
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (View user info) at 2005-01-19 11:22:18 EST
So what gives? I was watching the news this morning about the latest teen polls conducted by Princeton Research, and I was told that one out of ten teenagers have been to an oral sex party.
What the fuck?
I'm twenty-five years old, I have a decades worth of experience banging chicks, and not once have I ever been to an oral sex party. I rarely even see that type of shit in pornos. You'd think that at some point in my life, a friend of mine would say "Hey dude, stop by my place after work. We're throwing an oral sex party. Yeah, chicks will be blowing us left and right!"
One out of ten. That's a lot, if you think about it. In high school, I knew hundreds of kids. If the statistics were the same when I was in high school in the mid nineties, then I would've known at least twenty people that have attended an oral sex party. But nary a soul I knew had experienced this.
So what the fuck goes on at an oral sex party? Is it a bunch of chicks blowing dudes and dudes performing cunnilingus everywhere? Perhaps the oral sex parties are restricted only to girls eating each other out all over the place at a slumber party (yeah!). I remember a few times where my friends and I were staying with girlfriends in hotel rooms or houses left unattended, and we both got our socks blown at the same time; is that an oral sex party? Do we have to trade or something for it to qualify?
The newscast started out relatively harmless. In fact, I was listening to some of the "shocking" statistics regarding 13-16 year olds having sex, and I thought the numbers were actually quite conservative. My friends and I were getting head as early as 13, and we were all doing the horizontal mambo by the time we were 16, but the exact numbers of kids having oral and intercourse at these ages nowadays was actually quite low. I beleive 30% of them said they were sexually active. Seems pretty normal to me.
So why then, do they get to have oral sex parties? When I went to high school parties, we got drunk first, then we ran off someplace private to have sex. Apparently nowadays, kids are skipping the drinking part and going straight to the sex, in orgies nonetheless! Those lucky bastards!
I look at the world today and think "If I knew then, what I know now..." I would've been organizing oral sex parties in my parent's basement every weekend. I ended up watching this Lindsay Lohan movie last night (it was the only good thing on my high-def channels) and thinking about how badly I want to bang her - not so much because she is hot but more because she appears so innocent. In high school, all the girls are innocent. Every girl there is like Hillary Duff or Amanda Byrnes. To think that they may get to go to oral sex parties - how the fuck do I get invited?
I think I may organize an oral sex party to christen my new home. Any takers? I'm free the weekend of the 29th.
(P.S. - I'll be in Yuma AZ, again from this Saturday until next Saturday. If any of you live within an hour or two from there and want to chill, let me know. Business trips are usually pretty boring.)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-24 02:29:35 EST (#)
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UberCon Vegas
Submitted by dirtleg (user info) at 2005-01-24 02:16:59 EST (#)
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Reading your post brought me back to a time in high school that I'd forgotten about. I'll give the Readers Digest version.
I drove pckup truck with a cab-over camper in high school. When I wanted to lite up,drink a beer or mess around with my girl I'd just jump in the camper. I'd never leave the parking lot. One afternoon I was booking a whammer (my girl was a champ,she could suck start a Harley) and I must have been moaning to loud when there was a knock on the door of the camper. I was close and didnt want to stop assuming it was a friend wanting to get high. Knock, knock, knock! I reached over and opened the curtain slightly and to my surprise it was a policeman using his flashlight to knock on the door. He said "Hey buddy I'm next" and without hesitating I replied "Ok but I've never been blown by a cop before".
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2005-01-20 21:25:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:01:03 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:48:08 (#)
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You "may organize an oral sex party with Kristen in your new home?"
Wow.
I heard recently that my friend's 14 year old daughter and her buddy were giving boys oral sex on the school bus for $8 a pop. Makes me sick to my stomach.
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Me too! Just think, they could easily be getting $10-15. Fucking worthless education system. It's no wonder the economy's going to hell.
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Bahahahaha!
I haven't heard of anyone having any over here in NZ and I'm 16 (Still at high school).
Though I could probably organise one with some of the people I know...
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-20 17:16:22 EST (#)
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Well shit, this got a whole bunch of hits, didn't it?
Wierd.
I spent the whole day today trying to get a 24 track digital recorder to output a wave file that Windows Media can actually play. Fuck this PCM shit.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-20 08:19:43 EST (#)
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Ha ha... you never got invited? I went to these things all the time!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-01-20 03:20:35 EST (#)
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Fuck all, have I been hanging out with the wrong people.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-20 00:20:10 EST (#)
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I totally missed out! Even at university I didn't hear about, let alone get invited to, any oral sex parties!!
Oh, and regarding this:
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-19 19:39:53 (#)
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I'm commenting to tell you all that JohnGalt's comment was funny and everyone should notice. (There, are you happy?!)
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Seconded.
Submitted by Ed_0150 (user info) at 2005-01-19 20:51:42 EST (#)
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damm, How behind was my school, we never had oral sex parties.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-19 19:57:09 EST (#)
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younger *brother*
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-19 19:55:36 EST (#)
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I got my first blowjob at 12.
My younger got his at 15..
Looks to me like we are getting LESS active.
I heard about a FEW girls being total sluts and giving a FEW guys blowjobs at my high school..
If one parent or one reporter gets wind of that then BAM!
"Tonight at 10, BLOWJOB MANIA!! Is your daughter a cock-gobbling Cum Dump? Does your son talk to his friends about shoving his MeatScrew down girls throats? Then YOUR kids could be at risk! BLOWJOB MANIA, Tonight at 10!"
Then one reporter goes, "well these three boys say they go get their peepee's sucked on every day by 50 different women, BLOWJOB MANIA!"
Then another reporter goes, "This girl is a slut! BLOWJOB MANIA!"
They then roll credits, fade out and play some Manowar!
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-19 19:39:53 EST (#)
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I'm commenting to tell you all that JohnGalt's comment was funny and everyone should notice. (There, are you happy?!)
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-19 19:32:12 EST (#)
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Ashlee, you're 19 and married??????
To me that's fucking crazy ass shit yo.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-01-19 19:27:19 EST (#)
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So you're saying 250 kids in my high school are getting a little sumptin sumptin, and I can't get a damn thing? This is bullshit! I hate my life.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-19 19:04:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-19 16:55:50 (#)
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Awesome.
Although I wouldn't come over to your oral sex party because I'm not really a fan of sunking random people's cocks.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-19 18:40:03 EST (#)
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my roommate informed me he has gonnorhea.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-19 18:37:47 EST (#)
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lots of weed, lots of booze, lots of hot chicks...i normally just go for the first two.
dont really go for the impersonal oral.
in other, completely unrelated news...
herpes rates are at an all time high.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-19 17:45:04 EST (#)
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This shit never happened when I was in school, and I'm only 19. It's creepy how fast kids went from making out behind the gym to getting blown there...
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-01-19 17:24:28 EST (#)
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Woooooooo! Aural sex party, yeah!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-19 16:58:04 EST (#)
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pix plz
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-19 16:55:50 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Although I wouldn't come over to your oral sex party because I'm not really a fan of sunking random people's cocks.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 16:53:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-19 16:42:25 (#)
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Dude, you dont know the half of it.
Its fucking insane here.
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Shit yeah, I forgot that Bob is the local Long Island resident high school uberer (LLIRHSU for short).
Can you tell me about the half I don't know about???
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-19 16:42:25 EST (#)
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Dude, you dont know the half of it.
Its fucking insane here.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-19 16:29:32 EST (#)
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wow...i guess i can see why kids these days are burning down houses and shit...
if you and useless get together, fuckin a, i'm comign too.
aim: timdwpi
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:38:49 EST (#)
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I thought of that, Xenon, however some friends of mine who work in high schools say they've heard similar things - not only from students, but from parents who caught their kids in the act.
Imagine you come downstairs to offer you daughter and her friends some milk and cookies, and she's suck a line of cocks? That would be sweet!
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:26:36 EST (#)
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Oh, please!
Do you think those teens actually told the truth?!
Put yourself in their shoes:
You're a 16 year-old guy hanging out with 4 or 5 of your friends in front of Jameson High school and Joe Reporter walks up to you with a notebook.
Joe: "Hey guys, I'm from channel 5 Slappy News. Mind if I ask you a few questions?"
You and friends: "Nah, man..."
Joe: "Have any of you been to any "oral sex parties?"
You and friends: "Yes."
Joes: "Ok, thanks guys."
What do you think they'll say...NO?!
Same question:
Friend 1: Yes
Friend 2: Yes
Friend 3: Yes
You: No
Friends proceed to walk away snickering.
No way, any teenager would say they'd been to one.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:26:07 EST (#)
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Amen to that.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:22:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:31:54 (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:22:57 (#)
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What the fuck?!
I'm in high-school and I've never even heard of one of these things, let alone been invited. I feel so left out. :(
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If you ever do get invited, bring me along - I'll bring the beer.
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I thought YOU were working on organizing one?
I should be asking you to bring me along, not the other way around. Just one request: Please, no ghey sex. (Oral is considered sex, shut up!)
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:21:28 EST (#)
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Spread flyers all over the local high schools.
It might not be legal, but it would funny as hell.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:16:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:25:34 (#)
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I wonder if they had invitations. And only the cool kids got them. You know, "you're invited... (open the invite) to my oral sex party!"
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that made me laugh.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:05:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:01:13 (#)
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AIM: yewslus
Q: Do I need to bring drugs?
Q: Where do you party? Please don't say 'only on LI'.
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You don't NEED to bring drugs...
I party everywhere from Montauk to Hoboken - if we were going to get a bunch of chicks and have an oral sex party then my condo is a good place, but otherwise I usually like to get down anywhere on the island of Manhattan.
I'll hit you up on AIM, except I don't have internet at my condo yet (except when I steal the wireless connection from my neighbors, haha!) so I'll try to log on tonight or tomorrow.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:01:13 EST (#)
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AIM: yewslus
Q: Do I need to bring drugs?
Q: Where do you party? Please don't say 'only on LI'.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-19 15:01:03 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:48:08 (#)
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You "may organize an oral sex party with Kristen in your new home?"
Wow.
I heard recently that my friend's 14 year old daughter and her buddy were giving boys oral sex on the school bus for $8 a pop. Makes me sick to my stomach.
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Me too! Just think, they could easily be getting $10-15. Fucking worthless education system. It's no wonder the economy's going to hell.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:59:45 EST (#)
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Im having one next thursday the 27th, you are invited but bring some chicks cause so far im the only one attending
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:49:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:36:37 (#)
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Doug, I need to start hanging out with you.
Lets hit the club/lounge scene.
I'll bring the hotties, none of them being my fiancee.
You bring the cash.
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If you got the chicks I got the cash... well, sort of...
Next time I'll be partying is either this Friday or next Saturday - before and after I go on biz travel.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:45:13 EST (#)
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"Perhaps the oral sex parties are restricted only to girls eating each other out all over the place at a slumber party (yeah!)."
Ah the imagery.
Kids are too sexually aware too soon, plain and simple.
I went to a club a few weeks ago and half the females in there were seriously underage. (Remember it is 16 over here).
Scared the living shit out of me.
-Dave
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:36:37 EST (#)
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Doug, I need to start hanging out with you.
Lets hit the club/lounge scene.
I'll bring the hotties, none of them being my fiancee.
You bring the cash.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:31:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:22:57 (#)
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What the fuck?!
I'm in high-school and I've never even heard of one of these things, let alone been invited. I feel so left out. :(
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If you ever do get invited, bring me along - I'll bring the beer.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-19 14:22:57 EST (#)
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What the fuck?!
I'm in high-school and I've never even heard of one of these things, let alone been invited. I feel so left out. :(
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:34:38 EST (#)
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blow me
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:34:04 EST (#)
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Oh by the way, I ate Mexican for lunch at a place called Sante Fe Grill. It was okay, better than most LI Mexican Food but paled in comparison to some of the shit I got down in Arizona last week.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:27:24 EST (#)
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I'm going to a place called "Spicy Pickle"
PERVS, It's a sandwich shop!
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:25:11 EST (#)
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This is an ever-changing world. On one hand, the point that says the kids may be lying about oral sex parties to look cool seems valid, but there are many people in close proximities to high schoolers who confirm this behavior.
I'm not upset that it happens, I think I'm pissed about missing out!
Loren, would you and Kristen like to christen my condo with me? Everybody loves New York - make a trip!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:16:17 EST (#)
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I dunno. I think the chick that was 13, got knocked up, gave birth to her baby by herself in her room and then threw it out the window was pretty hardcore. Oral sex pails in comparrison.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-19 13:01:41 EST (#)
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I think this all started when Janet Jackson showed her boob on national tv.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:53:26 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ.
I know that a lot of kids don't view oral sex as sex.
As far as I'm concerned, it's a hell of a lot more intimate than "real" sex.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:48:08 EST (#)
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You "may organize an oral sex party with Kristen in your new home?"
Wow.
I heard recently that my friend's 14 year old daughter and her buddy were giving boys oral sex on the school bus for $8 a pop. Makes me sick to my stomach.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:40:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:46:34 (#)
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Heh. Vegas.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:37:54 EST (#)
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.....
Kids seriously do this? What the fuck?
I have never heard about anything like this in Aus....
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:33:43 EST (#)
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21 grams does indeed rule. And Badlands comment - uh, well...what can I say. I'm stunned.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:27:18 EST (#)
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I work in a high school happens all the time... I even got invited once..
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:24:58 EST (#)
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as usual i'll be "invited" and "accidentally" be given the wrong address again
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-19 12:06:03 EST (#)
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thai
although I now have a craving for skittles....
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:59:21 EST (#)
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Regarding Badlands "rainbow party" comment - that's fucking insane! Sounds like a lot of fun to me. It's like musical chairs only everybody wins every time!
Coincidentally, I'm having trouble deciding what to get for lunch. I have all sorts of options, Mexican, Chinese, Subs, Italian, Thai, Indian, Fast food, anything! But I just can't make a decision to save my life!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:57:14 EST (#)
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Kids these days...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:54:38 EST (#)
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I would meet you don't there, Gig... But GLALL doesn't share anymore...
Not after the Indy 500 incident.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:54:01 EST (#)
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never happened at my school
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:53:45 EST (#)
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What the hell? I've never hear of an oral sex party damn it! I wanna go.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:52:43 EST (#)
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21 Grams does kick ass...
I want to come. Let me come.
To the party, and at the party.
Submitted by kukd85 (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:51:11 EST (#)
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After I left high school I heard that people were having lipstick parties where the girls each got a different shade of lipstick and they all took turns with the different guys and the guys had to guess who they got head from....I was shocked and impressed at the inginuity of those kids...unfortunately for them I found out about it because they all got caught in the middle of one and everyone within a 20 mile radius of the school knew....
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:47:31 EST (#)
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This is actually spot-on.
A guy I work with has a daughter that entered Jr. High this past September. Before that, the school held an informational session for all parents of incoming students. The meeting went into gret detail about whaat kids today are experiencing in Jr. High (as opposed to Elementary).
One of the main things they hit upon was that kids today are so desensitized to deviant behavior, that they don't view oral sex as real sex. Add that to the fact that young girls at that age are so desperate to become well-liked and popular, that they're handing out blow jobs like candy to any boy willing to whip out the shlong.
He also went into detail about these oral sex parties...where boys literally sit in a line of chairs, while the girls take turns running down the line blowing them all. They sometimes call them "Rainbow Parties" ... because each girl will put on a different color lipstick, and by the end of the train, each guy's cock looks like a bag of fucking skittles.
God I hope I never have girls...
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:46:34 EST (#)
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Heh. Vegas.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:45:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:39:31 (#)
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Get in touch with me next time you throw one, I'm game!
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I'll see to it that you're the guest of honor!
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:41:15 EST (#)
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I'll bring the weed.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:39:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:34:03 (#)
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I throw them all the time.
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Get in touch with me next time you throw one, I'm game!
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:31:35 (#)
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I think I may organize an oral sex party to christen my new home. Any takers? I'm free the weekend of the 29th. ""
yes but do you swallow?
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Haha, touché...
I should have been more specific. There has to be at least a 2:1 girl to guy ratio and nothing homo happens between men in my home - only women!
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:37:43 EST (#)
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Do they have spitoons in the corners?
Do people keep score? Do you get a prize for making the best milk moustache?
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:36:48 EST (#)
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Its a lie most likely, if some poll taker asked a kid, hey have you ever been to a party where chicks would just blow you the whole night, what are the odds that 1 in 10 were lying.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:35:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:29:03 (#)
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Incidentally, what channel were you watching? BLOW-69?
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I think it was on Starz High Def - after that I caught "21 Grams" which didn't end until 12:45 - I started watching it and just couldn't stop. That was a really good fucking movie.
The news report was on MSNBC High-Def - Ever since I got high-def cable I pretty much stopped watching regular digital cable...
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:35:11 EST (#)
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I used to have oral sex parties at my Neverland ranch all the time! But those ignorant FBI sons of bitches shut me down!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:34:03 EST (#)
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I throw them all the time.
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:34:02 EST (#)
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father takes his 8yr old daughter to the doctors
father says "i want to put her on the pill"
doctor says "is she sexually active?"
father says "no she just lies there like her mother"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:31:35 EST (#)
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I think I may organize an oral sex party to christen my new home. Any takers? I'm free the weekend of the 29th. ""
yes but do you swallow?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:29:03 EST (#)
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Incidentally, what channel were you watching? BLOW-69?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:28:12 EST (#)
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Chicks. Cunnilingus. Fellatio. Yay.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:27:02 EST (#)
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you are one cocky son of a bitch
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:26:03 EST (#)
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I've been to one. Only catch is that eventually you'll be getting tuna licked of your johnson by a cat. that's just the rules.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:25:34 EST (#)
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I wonder if they had invitations. And only the cool kids got them. You know, "you're invited... (open the invite) to my oral sex party!"
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-01-19 11:24:56 EST (#)
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Oral sex party in my room, 8:00 sharp.
Men Only.
What?