Loves a cunt (977 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.78 on 37 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-20 19:38:33 EST
Finding out from the love of your life that he just fucked some blonde is not a lot of fun. My heart lays broken on the floor, but i'll live, i'll move on. Second chances aren't my thing, i'm sorry JD, but there's no going back. You fucked up, you need to deal with it, stop calling me and asking for forgiveness it won't work. I must admit, I got caught up in the lifestyle you represented, one of carelessness, drugs, the dirtiest sex (you proved it's true, it's not the size that matters, if you can do what you did with what you have, it's all about talent), the all around abusive lifestyle. One part of me feels that I should forgive you, you see I was unfaithful also. When you told me what you did, I was glad in some ways, my guilt was removed, I no longer needed to confess anything, you were as guilty as I. Hell I went out and got laid that night, to take my mind of things, you know. He didn't have your charm, or your looks, but he did have the same aura of cockyness that you have. That's all I needed. For now however, i'm through with it, it was fun while it lasted, but i'm just not that kind of girl. Someone else here on uber has already started to flirt, I won't name any names, but don't worry, I don't think i'm ready for that kind of thing yet. We'll see however.
Love, Mary.
PS: The pictures are coming later, be patient.
User Reviews
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-06 12:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ps - For future reference, Fetish.. I tend to favor paragraphs.
Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2005-08-06 12:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't see how I ever missed this, but.. it's interesting.
Justin - For the record, our "relationship" was actually pretty open.. people just don't know the details.
Everyone else - I'm sure you all know by now, the entire thing was a hoax. The pictures weren't me, JD and I never had a 'relationship', etc etc, all that jazz.
I don't know why I feel the need to comment on this at ALL, being that it's been about half a year. But, alas, I'm an idiot and never saw this post.
Fetish - this was beautiful. I couldn't have done a better job.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-21 12:15:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:56:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
good for you, girl!
I will say, those pics of you are exceptionally hot!!!!
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Dipshit.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-21 12:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone else has forgotten that Pooz is Fetish. I wonder how he managed to get back on here.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-21 11:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is ubersite not a soap opera.
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Well, if that isn't just the biggest fucking oxymoron I've ever heard!
-2 for this post and that comment.
Like Bart said: "Ubersite is what you make it."
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-21 10:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-21 10:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post was balls. The kind that go in your mouth.
Submitted by Zandy1123 (user info) at 2005-01-21 09:27:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:54:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
this isnt even fucking wiki.
smooth.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-21 08:10:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the ghey?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-21 08:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for the title!
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-01-21 07:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA. Nice to stick your dick in peoples love affairs.
Submitted by ssj4yamcha (user info) at 2005-01-21 07:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow. People love to write boring fake shit here don't they.
I mean boring... fine. It's not to everyone's taste.
But fake as well?
-2 and sincerely hope you'll die.
(will pray for your death tonight to Shiva, usually comes through for me)
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-21 01:03:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah,well,its a pity about poor old bart,you should have fucked him harder.Done away with the skinny legged Bastard.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-01-21 00:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oops, not Mary.
Nevermind.
On the other hand, those who do have a relationship with a fellow Uberer need to keep it on the downlow. I've had one relationship with someone on here that will remain nameless.
I must say though-- Bart... I mean Bart... I mean Bart... I mean Bart... I mean... BART... I mean B-A-R-T-... I mean... that anonymous person.... gave the best sex ever.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2005-01-21 00:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad our relationship wasn't this open.
Submitted by Geodescent (user info) at 2005-01-20 21:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Pooz (user info) at 2005-01-20 21:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is ubersite not a soap opera.
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My sentiments exactly, congrats about the baby.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-20 21:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a complete idiot and even I CHECKED the user info within 1.2 seconds of reading this happy horseshit.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be one of the dumbest things to ever happen to this site, it doesn't even matter that someone fake posted this. It's STUPID.
It was dumb when ToxicNarcotic and Val had a falling out all over this place, and now this is even stupider.
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:43:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
pooz
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:25:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
firefly!!!
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:22:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:15:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
This is ubersite not a soap opera.
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Take heed! Firefly has spoken.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, I thought this sucked for a WiKi post.
Identity theft blows.
I hope you're a guy, because then you fucking another guy in revenge will be all the more lame.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is ubersite not a soap opera.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
what?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-20 20:01:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loves a cunt (Rating: -0.19 on 11 reviews, last by BongZilla 1 minute ago)
Submitted by WiKi <wikilikewhoa.at.hotmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-01-20 19:38:33
[None] Yes it was me. (Rating: 0.08 on 23 reviews, last by stevie_says 96 days ago)
Submitted by Fetish puts Lojope's name here or it gets the hose again [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2004-08-23 20:43:19
[Business & Financial] Camwhore with naked girlfiend (nsfw?) (Rating: -0.86 on 40 reviews, last by lucid 135 days ago)
Submitted by Poo [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2004-08-21 23:54:39
[Business & Financial] Camwhore (Rating: -0.44 on 26 reviews, last by skinoversteel 135 days ago)
Submitted by Poo [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2004-08-21 06:06:12
Everything you ever wanted to know about Pooz
User id: 11079
Registered on or around: 2004-08-09 23:25:50
# Messages posted: 4
# Reviews written: 119
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 100
# Hits: 2352
Average rating of all messages: -0.35
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:59:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Good Charlotte are cunts.
http://www.petitiononline.com/gcsucks/petition.html
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:56:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good for you, girl!
I will say, those pics of you are exceptionally hot!!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:55:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn you Bob....
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:54:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HINT: User Info.... sad how I'm the first to check this.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this isnt even fucking wiki.
smooth.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:53:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the hypocrisy is enveloping me.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"PS: The pictures are coming later, be patient."
Please no....shitfuck may have been your Adonis but PLEASE NO!!
Submitted by tha_rusty_1 (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
im declaring shennanigans on the whole fucking ting.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:48:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
so you cheated on him as well and yet you feel you are entitled to be the dominent, or the victim, in this?
thats pretty sad. both of you should be equally ashamed of each other.
pathetic.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Not to bag on this episode of "As the Uber Passes".
But wouldn't email/phone call/snail-mail/Carrier Pigeon make more sense?
Meh what do I know.
Submitted by geofroley (user info) at 2005-01-20 19:41:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's uber-soap opera!