Today I failed my driving test..and blow up sex dolls. (1163 hits)
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Submitted by Gay Ninja Face<thebrokenboy.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-21 07:48:18 EST
As you can tell, today I failed my driving test. Why? Because my positioning in the road is poo. Passing cars "I drive too wide and don't think about oncoming cars". Course I bloody think about on coming cars. Next time I'm gonna so close I smash into them and scream "
HOWS THAT FOR POSITIONING BIYAAATCH" and run away like a mad man.
It doesn't help that I'm the first person in my whole entire family to fail first time. That includes my Mum, Dad, Granddad, Grandma, 5-6 Cousins, 2 Aunties and 4 Uncles.
Yes I suck.
Ah well, I guess it's not the end of the world. I'd rather fail my test than be wash away by a wave... Or blown up.
Oh, that reminds me of a joke I heard yesterday.
"What's the difference between a muslim sex doll and an english sex doll?"
"The muslim ones blow them up first"
Funny. It was my birthday on the 3rd of January. 18 years old and £550 richer. I have about £30-£40 left. I have nothing to show for it except four tattoos and a new guitar which hasn't arrived yet.
I'm such a let down. I fail everything. My life is going down the drain. I want to die. I'm so lonely these days all I spent my doing is crying. I cut myself daily and watch the blood drip down the plug hole. Failing my driving test has made the pain a thousand times worst. No my family wern't blown up by a muslim sex doll or washed away by a little wave.
My Girlfriend dumped me.
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Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-01-21 10:46:21 EST (#)
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I'm so lonely these days all I spent my doing is crying." +2 for that alone... ahahahahahahaha
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hahahahahahah I'm so retarded. Thats what happens when you fail in life.
Your writing skills fail too.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-21 10:31:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-21 08:29:08 EST (#)
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"I'm so lonely these days all I spent my doing is crying." +2 for that alone... ahahahahahahaha
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-21 08:14:30 EST (#)
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