Uber "What the fucks?" (1846 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.1 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <Bella70.at.mindspring.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-15 13:56:07 EDT
For the enjoyment of my Uberfriends and KM, I put together a list of original submission titles, then the last (or one of the last) responses it drew.
I did this because one of the first things that made me crack up about Ubersite was the way the subject of a post can change so completely within a thread that all one can think when reading a last reply is "WTF?" How did THAT come about?
Here are a few that made me chuckle...
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Original Submission by: john -
Title: "Grab Your Gun, It's the Ice Cream Truck!"
Rated by: Razor -
"For what it's worth, the ORIGINAL ninja turtles all wore red......"
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Original Submission by: jim ball
Title: "Moshers (girls)"
Rated by: Quartermain-
"+1 for the picture and +1 for Tina's Jay and Silent Bob song. Kevin Smith kicks ass."
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Original Submission by: drink_ddt
Title: "A Review of 'What Ubersite Means to Bart Cilfone', by drink_ddt"
Rated by: sendmehatemail -
... -and because overall ddt sucks...and so does most everything british... "
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Original Submission by: jim ball
Title: "New games in US"
Rated by: tartpumper -
"Sorry daddy he started it "
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Original Submission by: Justin
Title: "If you do drugs, you are weak minded."
Rated by: hidden101 -
"i just realized something.... i haven't drank for almost two weeks! what the hell is wrong with me?"
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Original Submission by: d d
Title: "Why are some Americans so ignorant?"
Rated by: loki
"Did I miss something? When did France move to the middle east? "
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Original Submission by: JP
Title: "I HATE STUPID PEOPLE"
Rated by: BrothaCracka -
"Damn, I'm stupid. Anyway, When the fuck did the USA become an island?"
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Original Submission by: stanton brasher
Title: "Proof that Women are the Better Sex"
Rated by: dasteve -
"I am 31 years old and at no time in my life has a girl said "Hey your cute, wanna go fuck"."
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Original Submission by: Hair Sphincter
Title: "Freedom of speech?"
Rated by: hendrixjrr -
"What if you have one testicle the size of a miata? That's who I'm listening to! "
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Original Submission by: Bart Cilfone
Title: "How To Pick Up Chicks"
Rated by: momanlad -
"This US UK debate is really funny."
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Original Submission by: Bart Cilfone
Title: "Things To Be In 2003"
Rated by: yidele -
"Posting in all caps doesn't do anything for the essence of your rant but it does serve one
instructional purpose - it underscores the fact that folks who have nothing of consequence to say
feel they have to yell. "
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Original Submission by: Anthony Rizzo
Title: "How to type "Übersite" correctly"
Rated by: streetpunk -
Fuck Ü!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha yay
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Original Submission by: hidden101
Title: "For the losers that have nothing better to do"
Rated by: Jimmy -
"the sheer hypocrisy of this post is breathtaking. "
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Original Submission by: thecrazyflowerlady
Title: "The Thrill of Being an Asshole"
Rated by: poisonyourkids -
i am a 6'1" skinny bastard with a huge fucking mop haircut
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Original Submission by: Bart Cilfone
Title: "Fuck the mover"
Rated by: hendrixjrr -
"I once got hit in a parking lot by a stereotypical dumb blonde college girl."
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Original Submission by: Loren
Title: "Worker Dead at Desk for 5 Days"
Rated by: TheMan -
"Chihuahua's.
Mmmmmmm. Good eatin'. "
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Original Submission by: Otter
Title: "Why Trucks and Dogs are Better than Women"
Rated by: SantonioSpur -
"Chinese eat dogs"
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Original Submission by: hidden101
Title: "Peace" my ass!"
Rated by: hendrixjrr -
"Fuck all the hippies. Loki, shave your pits and put on a bra."
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Original Submission by: Beer_Bong
Title: "Fast Food"
Rated by: Titinita -
"I need to just end it all. "
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Original Submission by: Dot
Title: "Name yourself?"
Rated by: Hairsphincter
"I have never named my dick. If I feel like talking to a dick, I come to ubersite. "
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Original Submission by: K.M.
Title: Ode to Hidden"
Rated by: hidden101 -
"yeah, well you have sharp teeth, asshole! "
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Original Submission by: IndianOcean
Title: "i miss college soo"
Rated by: IndianOcean -
"Indian strikes again.." i like that cunt.. she got some personality. "
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Please add your favorites, or don't.
It's over 70 degrees out, breezy and beautiful! I feel like lighting the building on fire so I can go home early. Now where did I put that fucking lighter....
Loren
User Reviews
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the fuck?
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You could just use a magnet.
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm sure this is EXACTLY what Q-BAR was for.
Submitted by BalloonKnot (user info) at 2004-05-24 19:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Like fresh ripe poop
Balloon Knot has spoken!
Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Polyamorousaj
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2004-04-10 18:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This
Original Submission by: Anthony Rizzo
Title: "How to type "Übersite" correctly"
Rated by: streetpunk -
Fuck Ü!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha yay
And this
Original Submission by: hidden101
Title: "For the losers that have nothing better to do"
Rated by: Jimmy -
"the sheer hypocrisy of this post is breathtaking
Actually had me laughing so hard i LITERALLY shot diet pepsi out of nose
Goddamn you!... CURSES THAT BURNED
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-07-29 02:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-29 01:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Virgil, you would have to go back and read the post and all the replies, to know where the turtle comment came from. Go to that specific post, and see if you see it....=)
Queen
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-07-29 01:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this would have been better with SOME kind of explanation- like the responce that prompted the ninja turtle comment.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-22 15:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Original post: Video Game Designer, by lnkptheory
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-17 20:47:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think that Budweiser, a major toilet company and Serta should merge just so someone could have a great job. Quality control on the beer, what toilet can you puke in most easily and what was the most comfortable bed to wake up with a hangover in.
Fuck it took me like 20 minutes to type this.
Submitted by precious_roy (user info) at 2003-04-18 09:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How to become a cardinal puff!
by: Jacob Thomason
Firefly
"You forgot the part about sticking your finger up the ass of the guy standing next to you before commencing with the circle jerk."
AHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-17 14:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do girls love to be gangbanged?
Submitted by Jacob Thomason
Loren1: "He's gotten my attention, and I'm going to bitch-slap him at every possible opportunity from now on."
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-17 13:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Potpourri
Submitted by Jason R
streetpunk: "My eyes never itch because I use Acme's super anti-itch eye cream. Works better for me than the coyote."
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-04-17 10:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I Slept in a Gay Bed and Didn't Know It
Submitted by Derek Blanchard
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-16 23:06:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
First of all, 'sexual nativity' is something completely different from 'sexual naivete', which is the term that I think you were fumbling for like a thalidomide baby trying to find a light switch in the dark.
Submitted by precious_roy (user info) at 2003-04-17 09:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Charicature Attempt...
By: Loren
poisonyourkids
"i think i just shit myself..."
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-16 08:47:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
BongZilla - it was just a matter of timing... I'll keep my eyes open and include a one-liner of yours too, I'm sure there are some great ones. :-)
I always meant to make a list of usernames, I'm starting to show signs of alzheimers, so it might be a good idea.
I don't think I put one of Bart's down, did I? I'd better get on that right away...
must... try... to... please... all...
KM, I know it's like asking the tide to stop coming in, but please, stop being a little turd.
Loren
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-16 07:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes....i could kiss more ass....im just saving up a big fuckin smooch for a special occasion fuck face...hahaha
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-04-16 04:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"For the enjoyment of my Uberfriends and KM...", I just re-read that.
You funny lady, Loren.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-15 23:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Feeling left out, K.M.?
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-15 23:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
can you people kiss more ass?
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-04-15 23:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay! My post was recognized! I feel so welcome here...
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yes.... +2
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:58:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha...yeah...i gotta say seing my name up there with some of the uber greats is really pretty neet... +2 for making my day a little better. (sadly it really did...)
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the attention.
I *heart* Loren.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awww . I was hoping for a shout out. I certainly wouldn't say I'm the most recognized person on ubersite, hell I only post 1 and 2 liners, but I think I'm enough of a smartass to get my props. Shrug, maybe I just want my 15 seconds. lol fuck it. BEER! Good Job Loren. +2 fo tha mad skillz!
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol why was this to my benefit?
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-04-15 22:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny Stuff. +2 because I'm on the list.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-04-15 20:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ha ha! hendrix didn't like people sucking each others knobs and now you're getting the Uberist blow-job ever.
You're exceptionally special.
And very funny. You know it.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-04-15 18:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Original: Tuna Time
Loren1: what is your infatuation with drinking sperm? Are you thirsty?
Thats just fuckin great.
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-15 15:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren - I'm an "exceptional" smartass? Thank you.
Jason
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-15 15:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yay...Im in there, te he!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-15 15:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hendrix, it's just your lucky day I guess.
That, or you're an exceptional smart-ass. But you already knew that, and I happen to think it's a positive thing. So piss off.
Have I ever mentioned I used to own a miata?
Loren
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-15 15:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm all over the place in here. What the fuck?
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-04-15 15:25:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Original thread 'Rate this -2'
submitted by: Anthony Rizzo
last post:hendrixjr
***HA! I bet your dyke girlfriend could kick your mom's vegetable ass any day! HA! You're mom's paralyzed! HA! Your girlfriend is a dyke! HA!***
On a bit of a side note, firefly must be the nicest person in the world. I don't think I've seen her say a nasty thing since she got here. Not even sarcastic-like.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-15 15:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vinyl siding! hahahahahahahaha!
here's one from today-
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Tuna Time
Submitted by Derek Blanchard <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil>
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-04-15 14:42:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Was anyone else relieved when this post didn't contain a picture?
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Submitted by precious_roy (user info) at 2003-04-15 14:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Great post, Loren.
Letter to a Pornstar
By: Bob
Beer_bong
"A porn star inspired you to install vinyl siding??"
Why I hate people who hate people who hate people who hate...
By: Miles O'Keefe
michele0221
"Man that stew was hot"
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-04-15 14:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"I need to just end it all. "
What a great quote of mine. I could probably end all conversations that way.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-15 14:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Loren, i'm laughing out loud at work. that was great! i'll add mine after work. i'm kinda busy right now, though.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-04-15 14:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Title: You're a racist, Dr. Suess
Final Quote:
Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sin.
Deuteronomy 24:16
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-04-15 14:05:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
those are very nice qoutes.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-04-15 13:58:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Forgot one...
Original Submission by: Scott_ny
"UBERSEX - All is fair if all are included"
Rated by: Scott_ny -
"It's Friday! I want to cum so bad"