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Uber Wars: Casting ... Just what you've been waiting for (654 hits)

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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2005-01-21 15:42:23 EST

Well, the first episode will be out next week, I've been working on it for the last few days. The synopsis will obviously be a young, dashingly handsome, intrepid warrior from the planet Tatooiner... either that or what he really is, an annoying sniveling whining pain in the butt who wants his power converters so he can houng with his friends at Tasche station....

The 2: the guiding power of the universe, use it for good or for evil...
Luke: Donitsu (all your hopes and dreams Dashed....)
Princess Lyric: Obviously Lyric
Obi Wan JMGnobi: JMG114
Maiorano Solo: Who? he's on the MVA? What?.... Maiorano84
M2D2: Mystiamoon
AJPO: PolyamorousAJ
Donkwacca: DonkeyOnTheEdge
Darth Razor: Razor
The Emperor: Bart
Admiral Ackbar: AllahAckbar
Fat Tony: Himself (jabba the hutt)
Slypher Calrisian: Slypher
Ewok Priest dude: Method
Hidden101: that hobag that gets eaten by the Rancor
Rancor: Shlongy
everybody else: to die in some fashion, or live depending on my mood.

There will be more, but these are outlined for the up and coming "Uber Wars: A New Hope" coming To Ubersites near you on January 28th, 2005.

Also: please remember this isn't going to be remotely close to the original movies... should be entertaining nonetheless

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Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll be anyone...Gran Mof Will Zone?

Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy