Uber Wars: The Cast ... Just What you've been waiting for... (1029 hits)
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Submitted by Donitsu (View user info) at 2005-01-21 15:43:47 EST
Well, the first episode will be out next week, I've been working on it for the last few days. The synopsis will obviously be a young, dashingly handsome, intrepid warrior from the planet Tatooiner... either that or what he really is, an annoying sniveling whining pain in the butt who wants his power converters so he can houng with his friends at Tasche station....
The 2: the guiding power of the universe, use it for good or for evil...
Luke: Donitsu (all your hopes and dreams Dashed....)
Princess Lyric: Obviously Lyric
Obi Wan JMGnobi: JMG114
Maiorano Solo: Who? he's on the MVA? What?.... Maiorano84
M2D2: Mystiamoon
AJPO: PolyamorousAJ
Donkwacca: DonkeyOnTheEdge
Darth Razor: Razor
The Emperor: Bart
Admiral Ackbar: AllahAckbar
Fat Tony: Himself (jabba the hutt)
Slypher Calrisian: Slypher
Ewok Priest dude: Method
Hidden101: that hobag that gets eaten by the Rancor
Rancor: Shlongy
everybody else: to die in some fashion, or live depending on my mood.
There will be more, but these are outlined for the up and coming "Uber Wars: A New Hope" coming To Ubersites near you on January 28th, 2005.
Also: please remember this isn't going to be remotely close to the original movies... should be entertaining nonetheless
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-12 23:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-08 10:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
May the force be with you...
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-08 10:31:36 EST (#)
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It's gonna get done, I just quit my job and i've been realllllly busy. In fact I have several pages done.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-07 21:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
SHIT.
i meant for that to be a -2
YOU FESTERING ANAL POLYP!
luv ya!
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-02-07 21:02:07 EST (#)
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Motherfucker, you think Mystia's joking?
SHE'S NOT!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-07 20:58:34 EST (#)
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YOU ARE TEH FUCKING SUCK AND I"M TEH SUCK FOR FALLING FOR THIS HITWHORING FACADE AGAIN!!!!!!!
It's 10 days late yet i see you on uber everyday...but i understand you're painfully busy chatting on threads and camwhoring blue hats and messy hair.
Me and Slypher are coming to kill you in your sleep....just so you know
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:39:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no, no no no. The only problem is that it's taking WAYYYY longer than i expected. It'll be done by monday I hope.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-01-29 15:35:45 EST (#)
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WHERE THE HELL IS UBER WARS?
NO PLUS TWO FOR YOU!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-29 15:29:57 EST (#)
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"Uber Wars: A New Hope" coming To Ubersites near you on January 28th, 2005
well???
did you pull our "leg" again with this whole deal?
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:52:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is going to rule.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-25 09:46:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Donitsu?
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-22 19:42:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:05:00 (#)
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I was about to toss my usual Donitsu-2 in here when I happened to see my name.
What the fuck am I doing in there? Do I finally get to kill somebody?
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You get to eat hidden101, fun will be had by all...
Well, except for hidden.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:25:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-21 17:06:28 (#)
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Don, I still want the Boba Fett part in the next episodes.
Come on... you know I deserve it.
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Sorry, Monarch. I was here first.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:05:00 EST (#)
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I was about to toss my usual Donitsu-2 in here when I happened to see my name.
What the fuck am I doing in there? Do I finally get to kill somebody?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-22 09:32:04 EST (#)
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Donitsu..
why oh why hath you forsaken me....
I'm hurt now
*sniffle*
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-22 01:03:37 EST (#)
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Hidden101: that hobag that gets eaten by the Rancor
Hahahahahaha! Brilliant!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-22 00:47:59 EST (#)
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Can I be Captain Kirk?
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:06:06 EST (#)
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My bad I just checked your ID, understand I was only kidding... I think this could get interesting...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:33:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
<ewok gibberish>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:29:31 EST (#)
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Yep.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:33:10 EST (#)
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<ewok gibberish>
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:13:59 EST (#)
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fucking jebus make me fuckin yoda man . bad day my jeep window was stiff because it was
cold and it fuckin cracked when i went to ht eatm and i lost... where is my brandy?
so he hasnt even called me once he has been on aim all day and ignored me we were
supposed to be togerhet according to him but his way of breaking up with me was to not
return my phone calls or e-m,ails what a pussy. and i was willing to put up with his
wierd quirks well fuck him cuz i
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-21 20:26:52 EST (#)
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PEGI
WON
JAY-fucking-NOBI!
Jared, I'll brawl in Vegas for this one, man.
It's on.
Unless Lando can be had...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-21 20:13:34 EST (#)
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I WANNA BE YODA!!!!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-21 19:37:38 EST (#)
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WOOO!!
I'm sorry Sully.... I think it's because I'm more willing to take the abuse.
That's right..... give me aaallllll the abuse..... I lika da abuse
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-21 18:17:58 EST (#)
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Seeing as I signed up for Solo before what's his name, expect an assassination attempt on your life no later than the first of February.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-21 17:09:04 EST (#)
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I should be Han Frosto.
Yeah, Harrison Ford kicked ass on that part.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-21 17:06:28 EST (#)
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Don, I still want the Boba Fett part in the next episodes.
Come on... you know I deserve it.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-21 16:36:59 EST (#)
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The 2 will be with you... always.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-21 16:15:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-21 16:05:22 (#)
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Dealio
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Ehhxcellent...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-21 16:13:16 EST (#)
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JMGnobi?
JMGnobi?
What happened to Pegi Wan Jaynobi?
HUH???
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-21 16:05:22 EST (#)
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Dealio
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-21 16:00:30 EST (#)
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Hey, give me a debut in the upcoming UBER WARS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL as Boba Kent, the bounty hunter, only to subsequently pull it from broadcasting and seal it up.
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:59:32 EST (#)
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I want to be the Tie-Fighter pilot that crashes into Darth Razor's Tie Avenger during the trench sequence.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:58:20 EST (#)
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Nah, you should've put MickGinny in there as C3PO. I mean, they're both bald and gay.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:57:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:48:20 (#)
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Dear Donitsu.... FUCK YOU!
Just kidding.. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. If you weren't here 9 months ago, you wouldn't get it...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26861
I think it's a great idea
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I was around back then, mi amigo.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:50:51 EST (#)
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Don't you guys know that Luke is a pussy and a whiner. So much so there is a drinking game of it. Drink every times Luke cries about something. You're wasted wuthin the first like 20 minmutes.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:48:30 EST (#)
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Can I die FIRST ??? ......PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE ??
Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:48:20 EST (#)
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Dear Donitsu.... FUCK YOU!
Just kidding.. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. If you weren't here 9 months ago, you wouldn't get it...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/26861
I think it's a great idea
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:48:08 EST (#)
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fuck you! i deserve better than some bit part.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:47:49 EST (#)
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can i be Gran Mof Will Zone?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:47:36 EST (#)
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Does Good Charlotte make a cameo appearance and then get punched in the face?
http://www.petitiononline.com/gcsucks/petition.html
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-21 15:46:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart and Lisa:
Noooooo!
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I didn't make the cut... ah well I guess I'll just go kill myself... actually I think I'd rather kill someone else.