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HELPING U IF UR NEW 2 UBERSITE good post (1343 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: -0.73 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by kelly (View user info) at 2005-01-21 21:17:27 EST

hi guys how have u bn long time no see hehe lol ok so today i thort i would help sum of the new ppl with like letting them no and stuff of some of the rules of this sight and maybe they wont get so much bad stuff wrote about them

this post will b like 1 of those posts where if sum1 is new and they arent like sure of wat their doing ppl can say excuse me please go hear n read this i think it mite help u insted of going like hey i want to fite u

ok so this mite not b that helpful 4 all of the ppl like me who have bn hear a while ok but i think its relly good 4 new ppl so here it is littlemiss helping u if ur new to ubersite book post

as you no their r lots of litle things on the intenet (hehe litlemiss is me lol) 1 of these things is abbr which means abbrevations LOL!!! thats a joke coz their small 2 ok haha lol i like lots of jokes

if u r new to ubersite u mite b like umm im not relly sure wat they mean wen they say stuff abot me u have to no the small things they use ok so hear i will show u sum
lol = larfing out load or lots of luv
omg = ow my god
gtg = going 2 go
nswf = it means sumthin is rude u shood always put that on ur posts if its a bit rude
noob = its a more better not rude way of calling sum1 a nob which is kinda rude

if u can lern 2 understand and use these u will relly like ubersite heaps i no i do

also it takes all the older ppl who have bn hear 4 ages a while to get to no u and like ur posts so heaps and heaps of ppl always are like ur new so i dnt like wat u rite yet and they give u lots of bad ratings and mines 2 so u have 2 do lots of posts 2 get liked ok thats relly good

ow n always b relly nice 2 ppl so they like u coz thats wat i do like always start ur posts of relly nice like hello how r u sorta thing that way u make a relly good 1st umpreshon so always remember 2 b good

also if u r going 2 sware or say rude things u shood say it is nswf and go like this p** ok its a bit rude but if u relly want 2 sware u got 2 do it or ppl mite get fired if their boss goes hey that says a norty word ur fired

ow yeh and if u have any jokes plz post them down theyre coz nothing is as good as a good joke ow n that reminds me if ur new n like jokes u mite like this site its relly funny jokehttp://www.ubersite.com/m/55391 n http://www.ubersite.com/m/39733 n if ur new n u relly like cats or dogs or both or plants go 2 this sites http://www.ubersite.com/m/36336 n http://www.ubersite.com/m/36449 n http://www.ubersite.com/m/37212 n if u like asking ppl stuff go 2 this site http://www.ubersite.com/m/38174 n http://www.ubersite.com/m/55682 n if u relly like new york min u shood go 2 this site http://www.ubersite.com/m/41311

umm ok thats all so every1 b good and right dow ur jokes hehe lol bye

User Reviews

Submitted by The_Mooninites (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58746

Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-24 19:14:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

First you show stupidity by putting this under business and financial.

Secondly you write that unintelligible bull shit.

Once again you are a dip shit and someone should stab you in the eye with a hot salty french fry from McDonald's.

Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-01-24 04:40:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because it must have taken you at least a half hour to purposely misspell that many words.

Ow, my God!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-24 04:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i will have sex with you no matter how fat you are.

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-24 04:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:29:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

Detective: I've never seen a case like this.
Coroner: I haven't either, but it does seem to resemble a paper I read lately.
Detective: What was it about?
Coroner: Death by shenanigans....

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, fuck, that's hilarious! Ahahaha!

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-23 19:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Will you have my children?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-23 18:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Prez (user info) at 2005-01-23 18:40:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I dont...but it doesn't...I think...I have to find a bridge...

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-23 02:03:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck Democrats, Republicans get what they want because they earned it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57344

Its a Lovely Day for My Goodness
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56915

Big Black Cock of Death (SFW)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56315

Division of the human family
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56260

God made the Tsunami so the little Yellow People could go to heaven too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56211

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-22 18:08:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/55795

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 13:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BuahahahhaahahhahahahahhAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahaa.....I'm in tears.

Submitted by TheRef (user info) at 2005-01-22 12:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY HELLFIRE FUCK SHIT.

This has got to be a fucking joke. Whose alter is this?

The best tip though for noobs is to write your first few posst on your email and mail them to yourself. Then you will see how much you suck. When you get to your tenth post to yourself, then you can put it on uber. Better yet, just don't post. In fact, if your new, just go kill yourself now.

+2 for having the balls to post a flaming pile of shit like this

-705

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-22 07:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bookmarked!

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-22 07:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thats very rude n a bad thing to let the new ppl c they will read it n b like umm ok i dnt think i like that sorta thing going on in places where i am going 2 b reading n stuff n they mite go nnever come bak so u shoodnt say things like that on a post like this also wat if black ppl use the intenet n they red this they woodnt b happy bout it so u shood stop apology excepted

Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-22 04:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Nigger.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-22 03:56:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-22 03:27:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

umm deb i red ur stuff n its kinda bad but i woodnt ever give u mines 2 tho but u cood probly do with using this sight n u cood become relly good on uber if u tried a few of the things i say hear im trying 2 help ppl like u who dnt relly no how 2 use uber so u shood probly stop bein mean 2 me coz ur gellous that im a beta righter than u on uber n plz dnt b so rude u need 2 get a life looser

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PWNED!!!

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-22 03:27:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

umm deb i red ur stuff n its kinda bad but i woodnt ever give u mines 2 tho but u cood probly do with using this sight n u cood become relly good on uber if u tried a few of the things i say hear im trying 2 help ppl like u who dnt relly no how 2 use uber so u shood probly stop bein mean 2 me coz ur gellous that im a beta righter than u on uber n plz dnt b so rude u need 2 get a life looser

Submitted by Deb625 (user info) at 2005-01-22 03:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You idiot. This one single post was worse than all of mine put together, and anyone will tell you that mine SUCK. You can't even put a coherent sentence together. Stop pretending like you know how to use this website when you actually know nothing about it. While you're at it, retake 9th Grade English.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-22 02:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by MouRNIngLoRY (user info) at 2005-01-22 02:00:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i have to +2 this because it must have taken the person who writes these a lot of effort to have made this alter, since i sound like a three year-old learning how to read when i digest this. and the jokes are so stupid they're funny. i like to imagine this as a real person who actually speaks/writes this way, because they'd be really fun to laugh at.

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-22 01:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bart, WTF! I hate Ubersite. Why did it change "always" both times I typed it? Stupid computers.

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-22 01:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why does everyone alwasy blame Method?

Oh yeah...cause it's alwasy Method.

Not this time though. At least I don't think so anyway.

Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-22 01:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This made me laugh really hard, so it deserves a +2.

"1 of these things is abbr which means abbrevations LOL!!! thats a joke coz their small 2 ok haha lol i like lots of jokes"

ow my god! stop hurting my god! AHHAHAA

This post is a brilliant rebellion against linguistic expectations and provokes the question, how do you keep 8 year olds away from the keyboard? I'm thinking fingerprint recognition paired with a tazer. Or that nifty chemical spray (mace spewed from a fire hose) that police used on protesters at the inauguration.

Does anyone else recognize how ridiculous it is to bring police out against anti-violence hippies?! These people can't even kill animals to eat a hamburger for god's sake, what are they going to do, SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE AND SING?!!!

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-22 00:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

:p

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-22 00:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

noob = its a more better not rude way of calling sum1 a nob which is kinda rude

holy shit that is funny

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

oh yeah? well i bet you dont have a hershey's kiss!

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57344

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:26:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf pokeyrevange or watever ur name is u cood probly try n use this stuff maybe if u did u wood b better at ubersite coz ur stuff is rude n u get lots of mines 2!! i was only trying 2 help u n u b so rude 2 me u need to shut the f*** up and get a life looser

Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:45:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You couldn't be serious.

Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the fuck language are you 'speaking' dumbass? Do us a favor and kill yourself.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Damn, I thought you had died.
Anyway, I hope you shit out your large intestine and die a horrible agonizing death.

Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Ouch.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

marry me

Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:03:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed.

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57382

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57382

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57382

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57382

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57382

Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Everything you ever wanted to know about Littlemiss69
User id: 9517
Registered on or around: 2004-06-21 04:41:44
# Messages posted: 9
# Reviews written: 148
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 799
# Hits: 12511
Average rating of all messages: -1.12

Neg sir.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:33:06 (#)
Ranking: -2

meh.type like a civilized person please.and maybe id bother to read past the first 3 sentences?
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OW!! Hey! Irony! Stop slapping me in the face with that trout!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:33:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This reeks of method's shenanigans.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:33:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I bet you freeze your shits and use the poopcicles as an anal dildo.

Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

meh.type like a civilized person please.and maybe id bother to read past the first 3 sentences?

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahahahaah

lol = larfing out load

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:31:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Let me rephrase that.

Worst alter since I have been here ever.

Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:31:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

worst alter ever.

Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:31:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

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dip shit

Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:30:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:29:23 (#)
Ranking: 0

Detective: I've never seen a case like this.
Coroner: I haven't either, but it does seem to resemble a paper I read lately.
Detective: What was it about?
Coroner: Death by shenanigans....

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Detective: I've never seen a case like this.
Coroner: I haven't either, but it does seem to resemble a paper I read lately.
Detective: What was it about?
Coroner: Death by shenanigans....

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

umm ppl r at work derr wat else cood it b

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Why is this under business and financial?

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-21 21:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So, since you've now posted under this one, you care to tel me what "mistakes" I made about the law when I bitchslapped Evans about his kegger?

Seeing as how you're posting now, and all.

Also, no way am I gonna read all that crap.

To many "n" instead of "and" to make me think you're not an old old alter pulled from the closet.