Finally, an UberUser on national TV (692 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: -0.12 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Fresh Prince <jonny.t1.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-21 22:41:57 EST
Well guys you have to wait for it, you will see your very own FreshPrince on national TV.
It was a crazy vacation I had, I ended up on a gameshow. Not any gameshow, but a scavanger type game show called "The Qwest"
The game show started off easy, "I need to be shown an appendix scar, it can be on a man or woman."
It went well, a few fat guys showed scars, a few hot chicks and some lady showing her breasts too.
"I need a man to come up holding a womans bra."
One guy pulled one off himself, some were removed from spouses and again there were breasts.
"I need a woman to run up with a mans shirt."
I took off my shirt to a woman on my team. There was the glory that was me without a shirt on, pectorals gleaming, my six pack rock hard. All the women gawked at my smokin bod.
"Alright, men keep your shirts off. Ladies I need you to come up here with a mans pants."
To this one, I let the other guy go. I didnt want people to stare at my penis, seeing as it hung out from the bottom of my boxers.
"Ok, men I need you to keep your shirts off and grab the hand of another guy and skip around the stage."
There are only two men on my team, and I have to take one from the team. We are the last out as I had to seriously consider this. What happens? The camera man focuses on me and an old man holding hands. Neither of us were wearing shirts and he was about 50 years old and fat. We were skipping onto and arond the stage.
It is my big performance on stage, so watch GSN, it should be on in a couple of months. My debut on the screen will definatly lead into a career in acting.
User Reviews
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-17 02:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-17 02:20:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was on tv once. I was in the background at a hockey game. I looked angry.
My mom is on tv all the time. But that's because she's a loud-mouthed bitch.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-17 02:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:50:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Neither of us were wearing shirts and HE was about 50 years old and fat.
I'm 18 dickwad.
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You lied about being 18 at the time?
Wow. You suck dude.
Submitted by Damitrius (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:48:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was pretty good. You sound really calm about it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 13:08:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I think I'll have to pass, rump ranger.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-22 07:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm speechless
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-22 07:02:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I love Tuesday!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-22 06:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No I wont.
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-01-22 06:39:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wipeout was mega-shite-balls.
The host was also ghey.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-22 05:05:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Never heard of it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-22 01:57:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"My very own FreshPrince"??
WHERE THE FUCK DID I GET IT, AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL FUCKING HERE?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-22 01:04:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YIPPPEEEEEE<SPLURT>
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll watch GSN until it comes on.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I won some children's gameshow called Wipeout in grade 7. I kicked their asses. The prizes included a N64 (brand new back then) and these kickass shoes that made you bounce... but my prizes were Spice Girls, Janet Jackson and Billy CDs, which I gave away on the bus back to school.
-2 'cos I had to work and think for my prizes.
+2 'cos I didn't get to see any tits on Wipeout.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
first off i better get sumin strait i av a dog called max hes very nice tempered and usually sleeps in my room.
Submitted by Johnathan_Brains (user info) at 2005-01-21 23:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Plus one for now. If I see this, I will return with a plus two. I doubt I will see it.
Submitted by FreshPrince (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Neither of us were wearing shirts and HE was about 50 years old and fat.
I'm 18 dickwad.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
First of all, you're no fresh prince if you're
like, 50 years old. That's just gross.
Second, why would anyone be looking at your "hot bod" if
you are not from the age of 16-25? They probably
were laughing at all your fat.
But, +1 for trying to think you have a hot bod
You must have a high self-esteem.
WAY TO GO, SICKO!!!!!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Abs is code for "ghey"
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-21 22:44:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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