Uberia Interlude: The Story Thus Far Part 1 (505 hits)
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Submitted by Uber Nova <lordofthepost.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-21 23:44:48 EST
A second part to come, this is just to get those who don't want to go back and re-read all of the Uberia posts a chance to catch up. It also serves as a refresh on what has happened. Hope it helps a bit...
Chapter I Dawn of War
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23306
Nearly 5000 post-killers move in to attack the castle of Ubersite, while Lord Bart prepares his men with a speech before their battle. McBain leads an army, with Koolmang leading a separate army towards the castle. Fingerband led the third army. Loki is wounded by the post-killer John Warley, while Ed Dee, Mac, and Reallybored prepare nearby the castle to join in the fight against the post-killers.
Chapter II Loki's Descent
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23314
A wounded Loki ran down the hillside returning on a mission from Dotcom, literally running right into the campsite of Ed, Mac and Reallybored. They move together towards the castle when they run into Fucktard, the one post chump, whom they quickly dispose of and move on. Meanwhile soldiers prepare for war at Ubersite. A post-killer took out the bridge that led to the castle, toppling Loki, Mac, Reallybored, and Ed to the ravine below
Chapter III Post Wars
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23319
Fingerbang's army was the first to approach. A mighty battle took place as fingerbang's men quickly invaded the castle, Lord Bart disposed of Fingerbang just as Koolmang's army began its raid. The vast numbers of post-killers were too much for Lord Bart and his knights, so they fled into the sewers as Koolmang finished the last of the King's followers. Koolmang noticed that they had fled in the sewers and sent his men after them
Chapter IV The Discovery
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23357
The post-killers were close on the trail of the fleeing knights, finally Jonukah grew tired of running and took a stand, along with the others. Posts flew back and forth until the knights finished the last of them. Reallybored and his companions awoke downstream at hotmail, where they met DarthAwesome who told them about a machine that was capable of replicating post-killers, creating a way for them to overrun the lands. Loki decides it's best to begin their search for Maddox for answers on how to destroy the hotmail machine.
Chapter V Further Down the Spiral
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23461
The King's men continued to move their way through the sewers to freedom while Koolmang tortured one of Lord Bart's men and eventually killed him. McBain, lord of the post-killers was close to the castle. Loki contacted Lord Bart via IRC.
Chapter VI A taste of fury
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23468
50-75 new postkillers are made each day with the use of the hotmail machine as McBain makes his way to the castle. Loki contacts Bart and finds that they are to meet at the babbling brook, while Lord Bart and his men push on towards the exit. Big Mike pushes his friends out of the pipe and into the pool below as he stays behind to fight. McBain releases the first member of the triad, Christpuncher.
Chapter VII The Merciless Siren
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23576
Big Mike was seemingly defeated by the post-killers, while Bart and the remaining knights find that they are swimming in a pool of SPAM. They too discover the hotmail machine, while McBain raises the second member of the triad, the siren Kristy Swan. Christpuncher sniffed out the trail of Lord Bart, towards Hotmail.
Chapter VIII The Rise of the Triad
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23679
Lisa develops a plan, the hotmail machine was leaving behind all the spam, if they destroy the filter, the machine would override itself and self-destruct. First they would have to bypass all of the Microsoft guards. As Loki and her friends began their journey to meet Lord Bart and the healer LaNa, they were attacked by Kristy Swan. Reallybored let out a postal fury and called a firewall, driving the wounded Kristy away. McBain released the final member of the triad, Cole. It is mentioned that Christpuncher is the arch-enemy of Lord Bart, Kristy Swan is the arch-enemy of Loki, and Cole is the arch-enemy of Maddox.
Chapter IX Battle Rage
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23795
Lord Bart fails to re-contact Loki, but manages to Contact General Tak and his paladins in Dotcom, they begin to march towards hotmail to aid their king. Loki and her comrades are attacked by a small platoon of Post-Killers led by Newgrl, Loki reduced Newgrl to a bloody pulp when she had finished. They manage to meet the healer, but Lord Bart is nowhere to be found, since he remained at hotmail. McBain tells Koolmang to take his soldiers to the citidel of Boredatwork, and wipe it out. Christpuncher watched Lord Bart from the distance, waiting for the right time to strike. General Tak and his men reunite with Lord Bart, and they plan to strike hotmail right before dawn.
Chapter X Goliath Strike
http://www.ubersite.com/m/23900
Lisa mentions to phinch that she has seen a Trojan virus in Cyber, contained in Dotcom. The warriors storm hotmail, avoiding a flurry of attacks and eventually destroying the filter, which inadvertantly causes the building to crumble with the warriors still inside. They escaped within seconds of the entire buildings demise, moving back to the camp victorious but exhuasted.
Chapter XI Deadly Encounters
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24112
Lord Bart's men argued over what to do next, Lord Bart wasted no time however and managed to contact Loki via IRC, after ensuring that they were ok, he ordered General Tak's Paladins to go to Microsoft and explain to Boss Gates what had happened to his kingdom. Lord Bart ordered the remaining soliders, save he and Jonukah to get help in Boredatwork. He and Jonukah would meet up with Loki. After signaling their oath, they were off to part their separate ways. Just as Lord Bart and Jonukah moved out of site from the other groups Christpuncher attacked Lord Bart, Both Bart and Jonukah were rendered unconsious, the episode ended with a the sound of a deadly strike.
Chapter XII From the ashes
http://www.ubersite.com/m/24128
As the knights moved towards Boredatwork, they met an interesting figure who guarded a tree named tuesdaydelay. Mac and LaNa began to grow affectionate for each other. The group also increased their suspicion on DarthAwesome and Madjestervince when a note from McBain was found in DarthAwesome's bag. Big Mike was alive and well, and managed to save Lord Bart and Jonukah from Christpuncher by driving him away. Mmmvag, a high-ranking post-killer, wanted to prove that he was better than Koolmang by leading a separate army to invade Boredatwork first.
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Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:20:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by lordofthepost (user info) at 2005-01-22 13:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
God I'm itching to get you guys back in the story... in due time.. friends... in due time...
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-22 07:37:40 EST (#)
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kick ass.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-22 00:53:49 EST (#)
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Wow, you have patience. And that picture rules, as they all do.