The Retard From Life Goes on Likes to Eat My Herpes off of My Ball Sack While I am Sleeping (759 hits)
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Submitted by weddev15 (View user info) at 2005-01-22 14:01:08 EST
Ok Uber Users I need you help. I am in a tight spot and do not know what to do. That crazy fuck Wayne Arnold is back at it again. He is making me do things I do not want to do and that I feel dirty for doing. I will cite an example:
"HEY BUTTHEAD"
"Oh hell.....not you again Wayne"
"Here is what we are doin today! You better listen up otherwise I'm sendin that tard from Life Goes On after ya!"
"OK....fire away you sick fuck....."
"Go get a boom box, an umbrella table, a whole bunch of booze, some strippers (everything he makes me do involves strippers for some reason, a grill and some steaks!"
"Um....yeah....ok Wayne....I'l be back in an hour"
So I gather all this stuff and have no idea what in the world Wayne is going to do with it. We hop into his Volvo (you would think that the older brother from the Wonder Years would be doing better then a Volvo....thats besides the point though) and end up in the parking lot of a funeral home.
"Wayne......What the fuck are we doing in the parking lot of a funeral home?"
"Well Hombre drop your socks and grab your cock we are havin a party!"
First off please note that I live in the Chicagoland area and it is about 4 degrees outside. Also, I am not too sure how much of a liking the O'Mally family will have of Wayne's party........seeing that they are in the middle of a FUCKING FUNERAL!
Long story short we fire up the grill, smoke some weed, listen to Pantera, eat some steaks and have an all an all good time. Wayne as usual had about 6 or 7 more whisky stone sours then he should have and vomited all over the place. He then mananged to slap his peener across the face of Jim O'Mally's wife. Her husband just died for god sake. I don't think it is very nice to yell racial slurs at people as they are leaving a funeral. For that matter I don't think that throwing a god foresaken BBQ in the parking lot of a funeral parlor is very sensitive in itself.
Wayne has been pulling a lot of grazy shit like this lately. I just want him to leave me well the fuck alone. Go fuck Doogie Howser or something.....just stop bothering me Wayne!!
User Reviews
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-12-14 00:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wayne blew my dick on an airplane full of sauerkraut once.
Submitted by Wanker (user info) at 2005-01-25 15:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Odd story but I liked the Wonder Years
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-23 00:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This..is soooooooo genius.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-22 16:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What would you do if I sang outta tune?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears, and I'll, sing you a song,
I will try not you sing outta key, I get by
BYYYYYYY A LITTLE HELP, FROM MY FRIENDS
BYYYYYYY A LITTLE HELP, FROM MY FRIENDS
Submitted by ahrcee (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:41:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice picture! Damn, wasn't the brunette from "The Wonder Years" lovely?
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
A bit mad but funny i suppose :o) good work mate
Submitted by codpeener69 (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Me and my friends crash funerals all the time! I highly suggest everyone tries it!
Submitted by yardwater (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know which is funnier: the story or the pic?! Excellent.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sonofabitch this is dumb.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sure I do. Not you, though. You fucking suck.
You just have to look around.
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stand up up guy shlongy.......
You ever have anything nice to say about anyone?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:15:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Your title makes sense, seeing as you probably share a room at the nuthouse with him.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
part of me smiled.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for that pic and bringing back some of those memories.
what...would you do...if i sang out of tune?...
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That picture is priceless.
The Wonder Years = +2