Urgent Terrorist Alert (629 hits)
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Submitted by dr fegg (View user info) at 2005-01-22 14:44:43 EST
Okay, the important stuff first. I will try to stay calm and provide objective reporting, please keep in mind that it is a very traumatic event, a magnitude-type event and i am typing very fast to bring this event to you as it happens. So far i have not seen this event on tv, they may not even know yet. i also do not watch much tv so it is possible though if so things are worse than i am afraid they may be.
so, today is a normal day, i get up and lock the cats into the kitty room and make nachos. okay, it is not entirely normal for i have never made nachos, but i know how to make margaritas and i thought it would be okay. because i had to do some stuff which i have forgotten is why it was lunch time instead of breakfast, for which i had waffles in the toaster. and i did remember to let the cats out, do not worry, i put them in there when i meditate because i read somewhere an important notice that cats will mess with your mind when you meditate if you do not lock them up.
i understand there is an urgency to all this so i will skip over parts and get to it. as i said, terrorists hidden in canada or elsewhere have launched an attack on the america or for all i know entire world. i will describe it as best i am able. at approximately 1 or 3 or 4 hours ago, it began, with suspicious particles from the sky or atmosphere. these are whitish and small, and very, very numerous. these particles continued to come from the atmosphere, and as i write they still continue, they are heavier than air, apparently and are landing on the ground, as well as onto trees and buildings. i cannot imagine how much poison, if that it what it is, or if it radioactive, which i cannot determine at this time as my giger counter is broken. okay, i meant to make this objective, so i admit i do not have a giger counter. but this, i will call it whitish stuff, and i realize that is not a technical decription, is piling up and it is as far as the eye can see. i do suspect it is or may be radio-active.
i have not as yet attempted to contact anyone by communication, due to perhaps emergency responders may need the channels, but the internet is safe. or mostly safe, i guess. i did notice that someone has apparently stolen the plaque that used to hang on the wall in my office next to my computer. this is not the plaque that is on your teeth, i had to work for this plaque very hard and i am disappointed that someone would steal it, it was here the last time i remember seeing it, so i know it must be gone now, and, presumably, stolen.
i am now going to go out and see if i can survive and move through the poison or radioactive particles or both so i can try to escape to a safe place. if you do not hear from me again then obviously there was danger and stay inside and wait for the tv people to who will tell you what to do, if indeed there is any hope. well, there is always hope but i mean if there is any way to get through this terrorism attack and resume a normal life again or fight back as best we can to make a good show of it and not be afraid of anything except being afraid itself. if you live somewhere else than america and there is no attack there then they as well as any refugees will come for you for that is their strategy i think probably since no one would really want to live here with all this radioactive poison everywhere that is obvious.
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Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-03-16 15:53:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:53:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
why does no one appreciate your genius?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
why does no one appreciate your genius?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
sounds like God Himself radioactively splooged all over southeastern PA.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-22 18:31:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:03:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aha! it was canada as i suspected.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-22 14:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
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