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Photoshop Competition part deux. (3389 hits)

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Rating: 1.38 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-01-22 14:51:53 EST


For starters, I'd like to congratulate professor fuckface, who grossed out, and cracked me up.

He wins, and I'll go +2 blah blah blah more nonsense.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56913 pen name actually went in another direction with the original picture, but when you're up against PFF and his 1.91 rating on http://www.ubersite.com/m/56867 , it's tough.

This week's photo was found after watching The Karate Kid part 1,2,and 3 on a Friday night. So as not to confuse those who weren't sure if the top or bottom photo was the one to be photoshopped (or MSPainted for you kickass MSPainters out there), I'm not going to submit my entry with the original.








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Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:12:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

give me your email and i'll send you my address.

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:35:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

4th place is fine by me. Then again, only 3 people rated mine.Kind of strange considering the hits. Oh well...

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-26 04:49:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sure darko, I'll stuff some in an envelope and drop it in a mailbox. Don't bother sending anything back, because the return address on it will be wrong.

Oh, and I need your address.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-26 02:03:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

so do i win any weed?

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Results.

#1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57454 - Darko = 1.89 on 19
#2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57463 - professorfuckface = 1.71on31
#3 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57594 - Adamdidit2u = 1.67 on 22
#4 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57441 - Slighty_Obnoxious = 1.67 on 5
#5 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57508 - RandomJose = 1.65 on 20
#6 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57667 - Loren1 = 1.44 on 25
#7 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57459 - pen_name = 1.38 on 8
#8 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57490 - Genko = 1.36 on 24
#9 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57445 - Tastycat = 1.2 on 7
#10 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57516 - FunnyAsCancer = 1.0 on 9
#11 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57526 - Littlemiss69 = 0.64 on 11
#12 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57517 - mazman23 = 0.33 on 7
#13 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57511 - SundanceKid = 0.2 on 5

A new picture will be up sometime on Saturday. Hopefully, this weekly contest will inspire and or entertain those who surf the site on the weekends.

For those of you who don't check Über on the weekends, it's all sorts of boring. There will be some rule changes when it comes to the voting, and I'm also open to suggestions as to some kind of prize for the winner. +2's just don't seem like enough of an incentive, or payment, for a job well done.

Any Ideas? Let's hear 'em.



Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-25 11:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0


How quickly they forget the Tsunami-surviving squirrel!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55848



Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-25 10:53:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1106668350709118752

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-24 16:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57594

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-24 02:23:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57526 relly good

Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-24 00:53:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57517

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-24 00:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57516

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1106541761930424999

Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-01-23 22:41:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57508

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-23 17:55:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57490

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-23 07:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57463

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-23 05:43:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And mine...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57459

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-23 03:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Well since there haven't been to many others yet here's mine http://www.ubersite.com/m/57454

Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-01-22 23:50:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I did one just in the hopes of being mailed some weed.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57445

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-22 22:39:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/57441
Hoo-Fucking-Ray

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-22 16:02:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because i made my entry, but since it sucks and i already submitted something today I'll justsit back and see what else gets entered before i decide if i'll submit it or not.

Submitted by ahrcee (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Tempted to enter, but after PFF's recent submission, I fear the FBI may be watching. Unfortunately, I'm absolutely bollocks at MSPaint - I simply don't understand how people get such good images using that package!

Lastly, 10/10 to the author for watching the KK trilogy - that must have taken some effort!

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-22 15:06:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Same as before. Link here, but this time around, if the winner want's me to mail them some weed or coke or something I'll consider it, instead of +2's.


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