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Snow Poem (1121 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: emoness

Rating: 0 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PHD. (View user info) at 2005-01-22 23:10:22 EST


Snow snow
falling from the clouds
so white you are
and so very not loud
you look like sugar
but you are not sweet
I break my ass shoveling you
and even then you continue to hide the street

FUCK YOU SNOW

KILL THEM EAST COATERNERS

GO STEELERS WOO

NOSNOWNOSNOWIJUSTWANTITTOBEWARM.JPG (118 kB)

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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-01-23 22:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

go eagles Woooo!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem of your sucks
Fuck you



The End.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 13:34:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your poem sucked shit,
it wasn't even funny.
Bend over and touch your toes,
and I'll make you my honey.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-23 13:28:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, we have that much here. And it is not expected to stop until
11pm tonight. That's 10 hours of more snow.

GO BLIZZARD DEATH STORMS W000000

and now my 3 ys old niece would like to say something

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xmzbvvxgvxbamznznHKhixbz,znz,,mmvbn huetvx6aw
efrfzfzffzcgdgbdhhhdffdvcgxteffdsvxbznmuytx

Submitted by codpeener69 (user info) at 2005-01-23 04:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-23 03:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I sure wish that if I spammed Ubersite with shit,
Then everyone would be tempted to look at it,
I'd hitwhore with stupid posts everyday,
Until I made the laughable MVA,
I hate watching idiots just like you,
Receive morons' bandwagoning +2s,
With Bandwagon Post weekdays and worthless weekend trite,
I'm surprised that decent authors still post on this site,
And while you'll simply disregard this,
Awesome posts are pushed to the bottom of the list,
So take this -2 and shove it up your ass,
GO STEELERS WOO!

Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-01-23 01:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Habeeb, you sir are my hero. Habeeb MF Thomas, defender of all that is random.

Submitted by Oleannder (user info) at 2005-01-23 01:24:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

A Haiku

This post eats dick cheese
I hope the snow kicks your ass
and then makes you cry

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-01-23 00:50:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

GO CAKE PARODY WOO!!

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-23 00:39:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Habeeb you rock
I lost a sock
It's tricky to rock a rhyme
To rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's tricky

I miss my sock.

Submitted by metroidkillah (user info) at 2005-01-22 23:27:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This must be stupid poem post saturday.

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-22 23:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This post Sucks
Its not the worst
But if sucking was a Race
You'd come in First
If I died tonight
It would be ok
At least I never wrote something
This Fucking Gay

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-22 23:14:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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