My life is an action movie (901 hits)
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Submitted by Vomit (View user info) at 2005-01-23 10:36:49 EST
I came to work. I logged on to Uber. I am reading a book called Odd Thomas.
The End.
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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-02-11 21:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool I'm reading the same book.
Submitted by DamianD (user info) at 2005-01-24 02:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SAD USELESS UGLY MOTHER FUCKER, COLLEGE GUY ID ABOUT HTE LITERATURE NOT THE CONTENT, UNTIL YOU CAN DO SOMETHING OF AN EQUAL QUALITY KEEP YOU FUCKING MOUTH SHUT YOU STUPID CUNT
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 18:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy, you know that spot between your balls and asshole? That's where you can lick me, fucktard.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-01-23 17:32:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-01-23 16:59:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Inside the mind of kids without lives:
"HA HA! I AM SO CLEVER. I AM USING AN ALTER, BUT NO ONE WILL KNOW. THEY'LL JUST THINK I'M ANOTHER STUPID KID. HO HO, THIS WILL BE SO MUCH FUN."
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-23 17:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, stop being a prick and get only one name. You must be a real fucking dork to spend all your time on this site.
And, you suck penis.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-23 17:05:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
...and he's "putting me in my place"!!!
Oh boy...you really told me, dipshit.
Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-01-23 16:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Inside the mind of kids without lives:
"HA HA! I AM SO CLEVER. I AM USING AN ALTER, BUT NO ONE WILL KNOW. THEY'LL JUST THINK I'M ANOTHER STUPID KID. HO HO, THIS WILL BE SO MUCH FUN."
Submitted by Johnathan_Brains (user info) at 2005-01-23 16:45:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Never try to lecture me on anything again.
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2005-01-23 16:19:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
retardedness
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 14:59:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Schlongy, I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. You fucking talentless hack. Maybe I'm an alter you fucking retard. Beyond your ability to comprehend possibly? Keep coming asshole and you'll keep getting put in your place.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-23 14:49:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You have all of TWO posts and you're TALKING TO ME?
Shut the fuck up, asshole. I'll track you down and shove your keyboard up your ass.
PS> Your first two posts fucking suck.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 14:41:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOUR material schlongy??? Do I know you, fucknut? Delusions of grandeur much?? Fuckoff.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-23 14:35:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to steal my material...then give ME a -2, you fucking cocksmoker.
The End.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 14:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tigre, I hope you're a woman with a fucking name like that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-23 14:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-23 13:59:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck this nigger.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-23 13:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How the fuck does this have a positive rating?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-23 13:58:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking gay.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 12:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hehe, I just did a Paki accent with a Paki on the phone. I think he thought I was handicapped.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 12:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will definately try the funny accents thing.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-01-23 12:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my god! read this again, but with the subwoofer cranked!
when I worked at a place where we took tons of phone orders, we would try to switch up accents every call...or sometimes within a call (which is better).
good luck!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-23 11:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good God...I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.
Sucks to be you.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 11:11:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, this job would be much more fun without the monitoring.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-23 11:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You wouldn't annoy me. Whenever telemarketers call me, I try to make them laugh.
It is tough what you guys do and I try to make it a little funnier for them.
One time, someone called me and wanted to sell me some insurance that I didn't want. I told him if he was selling pizza I'd buy it from him. We talked on the phone for 15 minutes on how he could get me some pizza. It was funny, but I know you guys are all being monitored by someone at all times. I was when I worked in a call center.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 10:51:00 EST (#)
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Thanks TigerLilly, but fortunately enough, we only take inbound calls, so I don't have to call and annoy a bunch of people including yourself!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-23 10:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ugggh. The dreadful Call Center. Hey call me we'll chat!
I feel your pain. I worked in a call center for two god awful years.
+2 for working on Sunday.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-23 10:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Working Sunday is just another one of the endless joys that is working in a call center.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-23 10:38:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the imagery!
Just wonderful.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-23 10:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have a good day.
Why are you working on Sunday. There is no working on Sunday.
Sunday is Football day! Go home.