A salute to UberPoetry (586 hits)
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Submitted by jayjonze <crazfool003.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-23 18:53:11 EST
Latley on Uber
Every single night
There are a bunch of shitty poets
Who can't read or write
If you thinking of Posting
Some worthless piece of shit
Read through this post
BEFORE you submit
Poems should rhyme
They should at least have a point
You are wasting my time
Write before you smoke a joint
I know you think you are an "artist"
You get all angry and pissed
When I -2 your post
But if I could I'd cut off your hands, right at the wrist
So before your next poem
Think of all of us
We are all drunk or at work
We'd like to see you thrown under a bus
I love to read Uber,
It helps me through my day
But these poems are terrible
They are so fucking gay
I hope this ends the fake poetry
It will with any luck
If not I'll actually have to work
And that would REALLY suck
User Reviews
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-24 01:10:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
needed to be said
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:39:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-23 21:05:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-23 21:13:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-23 21:05:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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All this little fucker does is -2 my posts. Dude, Im sorry you are 15. Im sorry you cant write. I am sorry you don't have any idea what is funny, entertaining or interesting. Just because you like boys now doesn't mean your gay. Its probably just a stage. A stage all young fags go through. You'll be fine. Hey I wrote something about you and your dad
...http://www.ubersite.com/m/57438
I still don't get why this kid hates me
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-23 21:10:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a shitty poem.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56915
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-23 21:07:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Haha. I've started a trend.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-23 21:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-23 21:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ill help you. We can Bug the shit out fo newbies together!!!! go teamwork woo!
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:59:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:52:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I love you
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If you really love me you will send me the terrible slippers of death, I need them for a "friend" at work, If not I'lll take a picture of you in them............and nothing else.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:53:37 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay,
It's all in good fun Bro. +2 as a peace offering?
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Accepted....Now I must go back and think of comments to post on this piece of shit :
Big Fan, Finally decided to Post (Notice I did not give the link, I cannot be responsible for spreading this filth.)
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:53:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jay,
It's all in good fun Bro. +2 as a peace offering?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:52:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 I love you
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:30:59 (#)
Ranking: -1
Dear Jay,
Thanks for your opinion
So I'll share my point of view
I know my poetry sucks
But it doesn't suck as much as...well...you.
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I actually +2ed one of your poems (Poems are Phun 3rd edition)
Why so angry?
I was actually more inspired by todays shitty posts
I admit I am no poet, If I was trying to be I would deserve a good beating.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dear Jay,
Thanks for your opinion
So I'll share my point of view
I know my poetry sucks
But it doesn't suck as much as...well...you.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:19:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i thinking of Reviewing
with a simple -2 ... and yet forsooth!
of poets not are many
and one of them is you
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-23 20:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are right but I cannot resist posting my latest masterpiece.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem you wrote sucks
Fuck you
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-23 19:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whooo Jay!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-23 19:05:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you are right. Sadly there is not more poetry like http://www.ubersite.com/m/52990
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-01-23 19:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The proper spelling is "ghey".
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-23 19:02:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
There was absolutely no rhythm to this at all.
If you're going to write about proper poetry, at least do it in the form of proper poetry.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-01-23 19:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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