Women are cliche ridden romanticized demons (966 hits)
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Submitted by Derick Lawson <Palthainon.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-23 22:35:13 EST
Where the fuck do women get off telling men that all they want is sex? that they listen to their cousin, a fellow male, that believes his cousin of which he has no current knowledge of is getting raped behind the seens by the incubus of Maryland. Good job women, you've proved your point you could listen to movies, magazines, and your cousins private musings to discover what your man is really after. nevermind the fact the sex was lousy to begin with but he never gave you shit about it. No, he took it in stride and emphasized some more on the other ends of the relationship so he could create a more expansive relationship to maybe one day build upon sex.
And we'll we're at the assumptions lets throw in some communistic bullshit about him making a decison right here and now about what hes going to do about the next several months of his life and yourself. Afterall, relationship plans are incredibly easy to predict so theres no reason for him to have an answer. What? No answer huh? Maybe hes just trying to walk aroudn the question so we'll give him more bullshit about it and eventually he'll crack. Either he'll tell you your fucking insane for pressing him into a decision about something hes thought nothing about since you've personally led him in the opposite direction, or he'll fall willingly into your waiting arms because your words of pressing decisions have swooned him back into falling in love with you.
You know its really a surprise you dont have more men willing to fuck you and be rid of you since if thats what i want, and apparently every other males wants, there'd be a nation ridden with horn dog males that have ideals of single sessions of coitus before they disapear from site without a sound. Nevermind that hes nothing like every other guy because you're pretty sure Cosmo told you thats what men want. Why would a magazine lie?
Fuck you and your stupid vagina. I'd sooner eat a bowl of egg, beer, tobasco sauce, olive, vomit, and various amounts of bleach than touch your vagina again.
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Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-23 22:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-01-23 22:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-23 22:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the sing dumbest thing I have ever read. I am now dumber for having read it. Please stop. Stop now. Never Write anything ever again. Its not her fault that you have a small, weak, insignifigant penis....
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-01-23 22:37:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
This is probably good, but fuck side-scrolling.