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T'wat you say? I cunt hear you! (1408 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.22 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Degreeless (View user info) at 2005-01-23 22:58:05 EST


Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and CATCH them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.

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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-21 02:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:08:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

tnemmoc oN

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 18:49:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Is one of those a Marble Rye?

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-01-24 18:32:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Degreeless you're so cool. I want to grow up and be just like you ;)

Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-01-24 00:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

So surreal and the title so good you deserve a red star, like in vacation bible school. But only one cookie and a Dixie glass of Coolaid.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-24 00:25:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Still my favorite. I read it while I was in a psych ward even.

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You must have an inner ear infucktion.

Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

damn damn good book


Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:11:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you'll start missing everybody.


All hail Holden Caulfield

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:04:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

My favorite throughout high school.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:03:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

great book.

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-23 23:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What?


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