And another one... (486 hits)
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Submitted by Vanilla (View user info) at 2005-01-24 03:11:10 EST
Looks like everyone has a confession to make.
I've been lying to a guy I've been seeing for the past 3 months about something pretty important. And now that things are so fucking good, I realise it's time that I owned up.
I'm not sure how he'll react, or exactly how to tell him. Scared, very scared actually.
And I probably won't go into detail about what I was dishonest about, except that it has nothing to do with fooling around behind his back or having feelings for his best friend. So don't even go there.
Woohoo... one more depressed uberer. Amongst the growing list I'd say.
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-24 11:52:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A woman lying?
That's fucking old news.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-24 11:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope he punches you in the ovaries when he finds out.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-24 09:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you do have a dong then?
Submitted by Vanilla (user info) at 2005-01-24 05:03:36 EST (#)
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Submitted by Uzi (user info) at 2005-01-24 04:56:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
So you have a penis, so what? Maybe he has a vagina, it'll be like that episode of Burt and Ernie.
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hahahaha out of everyone, that's put the best perspective on the situation. And made me laugh.
Submitted by Uzi (user info) at 2005-01-24 04:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you have a penis, so what? Maybe he has a vagina, it'll be like that episode of Burt and Ernie.
Submitted by MidgetTosser (user info) at 2005-01-24 04:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
www.blowyourheadoff.duh
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-01-24 03:42:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the deuce? who let you near a computer?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-24 03:25:56 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/57399
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-24 03:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Get it on video. If it is something worth being guilty about, his facial expression will be priceless when you tell him.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-24 03:12:57 EST (#)
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It's one thing owning up on uber, now tell him to his face.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-24 03:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good fucking grief.
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