Civilian Battle Net (809 hits)
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Submitted by Derek Blanchard <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-03-20 21:22:57 EST
My current postion in the operation "free Iraqi" (or something like that) is an NSIPS administrator plus LAN technician onboard the USS Kitty Hawk CV63. Am I braging? Well, most of you assholes buy this "war hero" shit so why shouldn't I put myself on a pedastool?
Anyhow, I ask now:
If you were drafted tomorrow, would you bitch about having to fight in this war? What if the reason America re-booted (tee hee) the draft is because Saddam had some super secret hidden Nukes that managed to blow all of us over here up so they need more fresh bodies I mean valliant soldiers to take our place? I know what you're thinkin "Well DERK wouldn't that just blow up his own soldiers too?" Let's just say it didn't, ok you freaking rational bastards?
I'm just wondering what the bitching civilian portion of the U.S. would do if the Iraqi's actually managed to push some shit in to our ass. I mean, currently whether we suffer losses or not only the Iraqis are really the ones in a bad situation. I mean, their leader told them "god" would decide the winner.
"Alright guys, just run out there and god'll do the rest. ALRIGHT! God is with us! We are the SHIT!"
But what if THEY STOOD A CHANCE? I for one would give more of a fuck than I currently do.
What if it was N. Korea we were after? Would I be so frivilous if we were along their coast ready to start shit? What would the populace say then? Makes me wonder, yes it does.
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2003-03-21 11:56:11 EST (#)
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Gallopoli was a cool war movie with Mel Gibson....
he played a message runner if I remember correctly
-Turtle
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-03-20 22:55:07 EST (#)
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We have an army of our very own. I don't think many Australians have been keen to fight under British instruction since Gallipoli in 1915.
In short, thousands of ANZACs (Australia New Zealand Armed Corps) died because the British fucked up.
For the polite version of why British stupidity and Australian/New Zealand bravado should never again meet: http://www.anzacsite.gov.au/1landing/index.html
Another web site says: For the Turks it was a great victory and marked the time they successfully stood against the greatest empire the world had ever seen. It threw up Mustapha Kemal, an obscure divisional commander, and propelled him on the road that would lead him to become the "Father of the Nation". For the Australians it would provide the sacrifice that tempered their newly-forged nation in blood. For the British it was just another fiasco in a war full of them.
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-20 22:49:24 EST (#)
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Canada rocks. They have that red weed leaf on the flag which means they are CHILLED out. What? Oh, I see. I'm sorry, there must be a mix up. My ancestors did come from Canada after all, so if I seem to be fucked outta understanding blame canada for it.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-03-20 22:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i would fight for canada if there were any attacks on our home soil. in a second, not in any way trying to sound brave, because i guarantee i would be shitting my pants the whole time, but i love my country.
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-20 22:14:17 EST (#)
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Your car would still get wet of course
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-20 22:12:23 EST (#)
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Sorry, I forgot about you Aussies. You can be in the British Army since you guys almost sound the same except one of you says "mate". It's all good though homie.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-03-20 22:08:31 EST (#)
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I would be pissed if I was drafted to the US Army... It's a shit of a drive from Australia.
My car would get *SO* wet.
Submitted by DarthAwesome (user info) at 2003-03-20 21:30:27 EST (#)
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Your makin fun of me for not spelling your name right, arnt you