The elusive Schlongy finally caught on camera! (2699 hits)
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Submitted by Vomit (View user info) at 2005-01-24 12:22:43 EST
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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:59:02 EST (#)
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DIE
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-14 11:02:09 EST (#)
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Seems like he's been gone forever, doesn't it?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-11 21:06:40 EST (#)
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leave ubersite. You contribute nothing.
Fag.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:59:54 EST (#)
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I love mullets
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:29:27 EST (#)
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Mansexy, isn't it? The choice of clothing is great too.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:18:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 16:45:45 (#)
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schlongy has a mullet.
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That is quite the mullet. hahahaha
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:55:38 EST (#)
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The man is beautiful....
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-01-25 18:37:52 EST (#)
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At least mine had a punchline.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57710
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-25 18:26:30 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-25 16:40:24 EST (#)
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Maybe if this hits 1,000 I'll mail you a card.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-25 16:33:30 EST (#)
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No, it's not really funny, but you are at least smart enough to know that using the trademarked name of "Shlongy" in a post title is worth, at minimum, 1000 hits.
You now owe me money, dipshit. I'll take it in large bills. leave it uder the Oak Tree in the middle of town, in an old Burger King bag.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-25 16:29:37 EST (#)
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But funny...
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:39:35 EST (#)
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Lame.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:41:07 EST (#)
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I came here for the free lemonade?
Someone said something abut free lemonade....
what the fuck dude.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 16:45:45 EST (#)
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schlongy has a mullet.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 15:56:12 EST (#)
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lucky bastard...see ya tomorrow.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 15:51:57 EST (#)
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They all have.... I think it's just that time of day..... I'm leaving in 15 minute myself.
Later!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 15:40:38 EST (#)
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fucking post turned into a ghost town all of a sudden.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:59:55 EST (#)
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Take http://www.ubersite.com/m/57547, you fiend!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:56:08 EST (#)
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HIT HIM AGAIN MAN..... HE'S STILL MOVING!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:53:03 EST (#)
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Altus, you have hereby been hit with this shovel...http://www.ubersite.com/m/57547
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:50:18 EST (#)
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Mmmm.... cunts.
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:48:58 EST (#)
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I thought it smelled more like whinny cunts on thier period
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:45:53 EST (#)
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Oh god... now ALTUS is whacking off on this post... I gotta go back to my post, this one reeks of homosexuality now thanks to him!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:42:47 EST (#)
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lightbulbs were not really made for providing light
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:42:35 EST (#)
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wow, i must be good, if you think im an alter. thank you, I feel good about my self
*makes jerk off motion*
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:41:28 EST (#)
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Hmmm...so hard to tell these days...must meditate on this
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:39:10 EST (#)
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coat hangers were not realy made for hanging coats
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:37:36 EST (#)
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Good boy Vomit... <pats head> .... GOOOOOOD BOY!
Now if we could only get you to piss on the papers....
So this ALTUS douche isn't SHLONGY, or MAXIMUS.....
He's gotta be an alter, but which one ??
Damn.......... any ideas pukeboy?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:35:40 EST (#)
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She's pregnant with my kid...marry her??...no.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:33:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:31:42 (#)
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When your girlfriend cooks like mine does, it can actually be an improvement
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DON'T MARRY HER DUDE!!
Never marry a chick who can't even cook a decent meal... trust me on this one.
They should be good in the bedroom AND THE KITCHEN god dammit!
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:32:36 EST (#)
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i am not Maximus_Padus, I am close friends with Johnny Club Masterson
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57450
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:31:42 EST (#)
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When your girlfriend cooks like mine does, it can actually be an improvement.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:29:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:29:05 (#)
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I just threw up in my mouth a little
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Really ?? ... how was lunch, backwards ?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:29:05 EST (#)
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:27:25 EST (#)
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I shave mine to look like shlongy.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:24:02 EST (#)
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I grew my pubes in a mullet.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:21:10 EST (#)
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Altus sounds a lot like my good friend Maximus_Padus...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. I WONDER ????
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:19:14 EST (#)
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only in her pants
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:18:44 EST (#)
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If i was Canadian, I would kill myself....Think about it.
Your friend,
ALTUS
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:18:31 EST (#)
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No ALTUS......
I am American.
And sport no mullet........
Does your Mom have a Mullet ?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:17:09 EST (#)
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Christ... if I WAS shlongy I would kill myself.
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:16:37 EST (#)
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WhatTheHell, are you Canadian, do you have a mullet too?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:15:14 EST (#)
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hehehe
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:11:21 EST (#)
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I'm not shlongy you fooking idiot.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:02:34 EST (#)
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm I want to run my fingers through his mullet!
< female ejaculation >
Satisfied like a cat....
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 14:00:37 EST (#)
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An idiot without a mullet.
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:59:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:55:30 (#)
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I never understood that whole "stats" thing ?
What the hell does that prove, it's readily available information that means pretty much nothing.
I just don't get it.
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I agree, by the way cut your fucking mullet Shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:56:12 EST (#)
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All three of you are idiots.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:56:04 EST (#)
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meh
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:55:30 EST (#)
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I never understood that whole "stats" thing ?
What the hell does that prove, it's readily available information that means pretty much nothing.
I just don't get it.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:54:42 EST (#)
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I know it's you schlongy....or maybe your gay lover??
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:53:23 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Vomit
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Good idea, bring up the fact that I have only 1 post, while you have only 4. What a fuck.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:47:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:43:34 (#)
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to*
fuck you
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WHAT ??
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:46:56 EST (#)
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Or maybe Altus is a Schlongy alter, since nobody else defends him...
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:45:20 EST (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about ALTUS
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Fucking weiner.
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:43:34 EST (#)
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to*
fuck you
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:42:53 EST (#)
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I used the think mullets were funny, then I turned 12.
fuck you
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:14:52 EST (#)
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I don't know man.... I picture SHLONGY to look like an older,skinny, shorter Woody Harrelson....
Just a guess mind you...........
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:05:42 EST (#)
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Jeesh.... I hope his mullet isn't too tight, it could be cutting off the circulation.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:04:21 EST (#)
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That's a beautiful mullet specimen.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:04:19 EST (#)
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"With that said, I'm probably gonna be looking for a job again starting April 1"
So you'll apply for presidency? You know, starting small...
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:02:54 EST (#)
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Poor schlongy....can't even think of a decent insult in his old age. Perhaps the mullet is causing stress on the brain.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 13:01:16 EST (#)
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Don't sweat it, Caul. It's rather obvious that you're not alone. Lots of jealous assholes wish they had my life, too. I don't blame you. I'm even jealous of my life.
With that said, I'm probably gonna be looking for a job again starting April 1. The "dream" ended before it really began. I've pissed away a ton of cash the last 8 months. Then, no more Shlongy posts. And this room will probably close down.
Or at least it should.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:58:54 EST (#)
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Wow... diamond coated props ??
I'm envious now.... all I have is the cheaper Zirconia coated ones!
BASTARDS!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:55:23 EST (#)
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WTH - Don't laugh. He told me he coated the propeller with diamond dust and it can now eat through asphalt! Of course, I believed him.
You're right Shlongy, I envy you. I wish I wasn't a canuck frog and live the american dream like you do.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:52:05 EST (#)
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I have to stop doing these... people are questioning my sanity for all the shlongy related material I post.... myself included.
I will never post another shlongy post, ever again
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:50:52 EST (#)
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Nothing worse than a French Canadian fag with a jealous obsession.
Unless it's a teenage alter, with the IQ of a pile of dog shit...like Vomit.
Have fun, kids! Shlongy tribute post number 31!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:45:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:44:32 (#)
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That can't be him. Schlongy doesn't walk in the streets like that. He lives in the high spheres of society. He travels on club med adapted aircraft carrier...even on land!
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That was beautiful! ..... (even on land)
Hahahah!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:44:58 EST (#)
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Hmmmmm......
Will the real shlongy please stand up ?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:44:32 EST (#)
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That can't be him. Schlongy doesn't walk in the streets like that. He lives in the high spheres of society. He travels on club med adapted aircraft carrier...even on land!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:44:17 EST (#)
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Or maybe Vomit IS schlongy.....actually no, that would be disturbing on too many levels to even pretend to be schlongy's alter.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:42:11 EST (#)
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Maybe VOMIT knows SHLONGY, and this is really him ??
Anyone ??
ANYONE ??
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:40:21 EST (#)
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Ahhh, come on Schlongy...no need to be embarrassed.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:40:09 EST (#)
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This could be shlongy ???
How do we know for sure that it isn't ?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:39:11 EST (#)
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I love these posts!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:37:38 EST (#)
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Vomit's trying to get away with posting a picture of one his parents.
He'll probably try and sneak one in of his DAD in a later post, to even it up.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:32:16 EST (#)
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That is one kick ass mullett though.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:26:58 EST (#)
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Mullets rule.
Submitted by Uzi (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:26:04 EST (#)
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He's OLD.
Submitted by CrazyBrows (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:24:58 EST (#)
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In the name of the Queen I declare this the greatest mullet ever seen...and now I must kill it.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:24:50 EST (#)
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rock it
rock the mullet
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-24 12:24:31 EST (#)
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CLOSE... but no cigar.