Lunch Pail's fat (1768 hits)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (View user info) at 2005-01-24 20:27:33 EST
Well. I cant belive I'm doing this. When I weighed 320lbs i never thought i would go somewhere without my shirt off. But now im posting pics of me with out my shirt off on website! Holy shita!
I still feel fat. But I look at these and it feels like I am looking at someone else.
Well uber with all of your brutal honesty- am I fat? I mean seriously? Please be serious. Calling me fat to talk shit means nothing to me. I would however like some constructive criticism.
Well let er rip!
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Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-05-20 04:31:12 EDT (#)
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1) You're not fat. I'd do ya.
2) If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have to tell people this stuff:
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:43:14 (#)
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thanks mario glad to see some halfway reasonable people around this joint.
as far as my life sucking- shitfuck you couldnt be more far from the truth. im 22, have a great job, OWN a house, have a million friends, etc etc etc. i dont care about that shit. i was voted freindliest in my senior class. i was nominated for prom king. i was extremely popular. not asshole rich jock fag popular either. i was the guy that would stop jocks from giving you a wedgie. i lost by ko huh brendan? ahahahahahahahaha oh no!!! ive lost an argument on the internet. quick lemme load a hydra shok and blow my head off! as a wiseman once said: "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. even if you win youre still retarded." have a cookie you suburban wanna be.
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:43:14 EDT (#)
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thanks mario glad to see some halfway reasonable people around this joint.
as far as my life sucking- shitfuck you couldnt be more far from the truth. im 22, have a great job, OWN a house, have a million friends, etc etc etc. i dont care about that shit. i was voted freindliest in my senior class. i was nominated for prom king. i was extremely popular. not asshole rich jock fag popular either. i was the guy that would stop jocks from giving you a wedgie. i lost by ko huh brendan? ahahahahahahahaha oh no!!! ive lost an argument on the internet. quick lemme load a hydra shok and blow my head off! as a wiseman once said: "arguing on the internet is like the special olympics. even if you win youre still retarded." have a cookie you suburban wanna be.
Submitted by Mario (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:45:21 EDT (#)
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Dude, congrats on losing all that weight. But seriously, you're not even halfway there yet. You have gyno, need serious work on your shoulders, chest, STOMACH, your arms have potential but again, you're still at least a year off. If you have a naturally wider waist, which I think is the case here, you're a classic endomorph, then REALLY work on putting size on your upper torso.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-05-14 16:23:52 EDT (#)
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Dear tubby,
You lost this round by a KO. Next time pick someone that won't ruin your shit but that must be tough because you are fat, brain dead asshole.
Love,
Brendan
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:14:44 EDT (#)
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i'm crying cos you posted this
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:06:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-24 22:35:16 (#)
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i do 60 crunches and 60 leg lifts every other day.
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LOL. Sixty? Watchout guys hes got abs!!!
Seriously though, you don't do any more than sixty? What kind of nancy are you? We had to do 200 situps a day in phys ed back in the day, I can do about 400 crunches in a row without flinching.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-14 15:00:19 EDT (#)
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come on now this is a wholsome family sight you cant be showing your boobs off like that
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:47:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-25 19:19:57 (#)
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sorry i dont really give a fuck about spelling, caps or punctuation on this site- fucking sue me why dont you? i could fuckin eat up all your posts for having errors- i was an editor for my school paper.
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AUTISM!!!!!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:00:24 EDT (#)
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Fuck man, in the game of life you've already lost.
Help yourself to a few shotgun rounds to the head you fat fuck.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-14 13:49:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-27 06:35:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-28 00:51:35 EST (#)
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I suck at uber- fuck Im gonna cry myself to sleep tonight!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Give me a fuckin break.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 23:35:46 EST (#)
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Darko, that made me shoot my Pepsi onto my monitor.
You Rule!
<3
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-27 23:33:23 EST (#)
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Your not fat, you just suck at Uber.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-27 23:27:15 EST (#)
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Have a plus two for calling me an internet tough guy and then saying "Ill rip off your balls and fuckin hand em to ya patna."
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:35:43 EST (#)
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true that friend. thanks for tellin me what my bpm should be, i always wondered. running is out of the question. my knees and hips are already shot from playing football and hockey my whole life. once the weather is nice again ill roller blade.
again, thanks for the pointers.
Submitted by Kopesh (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:12:55 EST (#)
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the best way to burn fat is to exercise at a level wich gets your heartrate up to 120bpm and stay at 120bpm for a minimum of 30 minutes every day...
with your build running can be murder on the knees, then again, I'm 230 and 6'4" and I run almost every week, I ran 10km 3 weeks ago...(snowed in at the moment so no running...)
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-27 13:28:58 EST (#)
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hahaha, cookie you would consider yourself lucky if even a troll would fuck you. mystia please post a link to your pics
i wanted to look at more posts but i gotta go back to work unlike you fuckin loser bitches.
i love how flaming the fuck out of people on other posts brings them to my posts- get a life bitches.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-27 05:55:42 EST (#)
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*walks innocently across the bridge* God I hope there are no trolls here to steal me away and molest me under the bridge in a sexy fashion.....
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 05:47:31 EST (#)
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Well, Wazza, I used to want you with burning desire until you turned out to be a tool who isnt even close to funny.
Now, if you'll excuse me us trolls have bridges to skulk under and scare people.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:55:00 EST (#)
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Shlongy, is a masturbater,mistymoon ,doesn't know what she wants , this fat dude is proud, he has lost a pound, and i am just sittin here getting my dick sucked ,by the most beautifull girl in the world ,aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. yummmmmmmyyyyy
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:52:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:50:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:45:12 (#)
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well, if i did trolls like yourself would lose precious material.
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Haha, this coming from the Queen of Trolls. Still, that's not a good reason not to post something.
Well, unlike you, mystia, I have work tomorrow, and I can't sit around on Pail's post all night waiting for some stranger's responses. Our communication thus ends.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:45:12 EST (#)
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well, if i did trolls like yourself would lose precious material.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:41:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:37:55 (#)
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Kent, you sex god you, i didn't have to post my pics because Fetish posted them long before i ever had the chance, and then a rash of tribute and hate posts were bestowed upon me using 2 different pictures of me, my fav being shandy's peener shooting a load onto my head....so there.
RAWR!!
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Howdy, camper. I could give less of a shit than I already do about that, but I still don't see why you take Uber so seriously.
Shit, you write enough reviews, why don't you just write a post already? Jesus...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:37:55 EST (#)
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Kent, you sex god you, i didn't have to post my pics because Fetish posted them long before i ever had the chance, and then a rash of tribute and hate posts were bestowed upon me using 2 different pictures of me, my fav being shandy's peener shooting a load onto my head....so there.
RAWR!!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:35:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:03:57 (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and you're talking shit about me Mr. BOOBS???
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Well at least Monstro here had the guts (no pun intended) to post his thick, naked body, whereas you have posted, umm... nothing.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:30:14 EST (#)
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Holy motherfucking Christ on a crutch! You need to buy a goddamn bra, man! And put on some fucking clothes; like -- right fucking now!
This would be a -2, but it looks like you've been punished enough as it is. Yikes.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:03:57 EST (#)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and you're talking shit about me Mr. BOOBS???
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-25 19:32:26 EST (#)
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I'm kind of retired right now so I go to the gym EVERY day, Monday-Friday and then take off from the gym on the weekends to either play golf, lay on the couch and watch football, or masturbate right in front of Mrs. Shlongy.
I live in the "sun belt" so I have a skin tone that's not the hue of "White-Out".
Hey, I'm trying to help, you poor bastard.
You can do a couple hundred crunches in front of the fucking TV.
Sometimes, I do them WHILE EATING Cheez-Its.
No pain, no gain, Chubs.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-25 19:19:57 EST (#)
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dude my right arm is amputated just below the elbow.
just playin. my monitor is there you retards.
shlongy what did i spell wrong? shlongy i want a pic of you- i dont think you work out at all- you just want to impress people. cmon cam whore it up you chicken. and yes its called being a pasty white boy in iowa during the cold ass winter- thus you dont go outside much. tanning beds are for three types of people- women, fags, and preppy frat boy douche bags. if you tan and you are a guy i say you are a fucking flaming ass pirate.
sorry i dont really give a fuck about spelling, caps or punctuation on this site- fucking sue me why dont you? i could fuckin eat up all your posts for having errors- i was an editor for my school paper.
i still got much love for you shlongy just had to call you out a lil.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-25 18:26:34 EST (#)
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And while you're at it, pick up a fucking dictionary and learn how to spell. This "program" we're designing, if followed, will turn you into an almost normal person in two decades or less, or your money back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-25 18:25:07 EST (#)
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Hit a tanning booth while you're at it, Casper.
We'll get you fixed up if it takes us 20 more years.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-25 18:19:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:05:38 (#)
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Your right arm gets REALLY skinny towards the fingers...
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I never noticed that. Dude whats up with your right arm in the top picture???
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-25 18:04:30 EST (#)
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holy fuck dude id have a fuckin heart attack! anyway im changin my work out plan and i am going to up the ab exercises. i thought you should give your muscles a day of rest, not work them every day. fucking forget about running. when it gets nice i roller blade alot but i hate running. i remember looking at the cross country team and not being able to beleive they run for fun. i had to run for football but in the end at least i got to knock some people the fuck out.
as for liking the way i am- i fucking love it. i love being "intimidating" because im "big". i also love it because i used to be so fat i looked like a fuckin bowling ball. i weigh 240 now and used to weigh 320.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-25 09:11:43 EST (#)
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60 crunches?
I do 250 crunches on the inflato ball every day.
You can do 60 crunches before you take your mroning shit.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:43:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-24 22:35:16 (#)
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i do 60 crunches and 60 leg lifts every other day.
You need to run man. Run a lot. Everyday.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:33:06 EST (#)
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Man tit.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:21:50 EST (#)
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Pictures of your flabby tits on the Internet and you think you're above someone who says "you look gay"? Fuck off. This is retarded.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:19:38 EST (#)
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I like having something to grab hold of, to snuggle in to, to blow raspberries on.
You shouldn't give a shit what we think. Do you think that you're fat? If you do, at least you can do something about it.
NO! Not comfort eating.
Submitted by stolen_art (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:16:29 EST (#)
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Don't be so fucking pathetic. If your fat your fat. Accept it or lose it, don't bitch for support from faceless wankers like me and every other uber reader.
And yes, you are. About the same build as me and I'm fucking proud. Any asshole stab you for your purse (because with tits like that they will assume you're a woman) you ain't gonna feel shit. Enjoy it. Take advantage. Just stop bitching. It's fat fucks like you that give fat fucks like me a bad name.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:05:38 EST (#)
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Your right arm gets REALLY skinny towards the fingers...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-25 07:59:40 EST (#)
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Nah your not fat just pleasantly plump.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-25 03:22:33 EST (#)
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your arm's not so bad, but you do seem to have a problem with bitch tits.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-25 00:31:06 EST (#)
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buy a man bra... your boobs are showing.
honestly... combat conditioning should help you out.
Just ask Matt Furey.
till then.... please don't embarrass yourself again.
-B
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-24 22:35:16 EST (#)
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i do 60 crunches and 60 leg lifts every other day.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-01-24 22:06:25 EST (#)
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your like me, but fatter. You have a good amount of muscle mass, you just need to do some situps and get some definition in your arms and chest. Lose about 20 lbs.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:29:33 EST (#)
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ehh not really.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:17:58 EST (#)
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right back at ya manda.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:14:39 EST (#)
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I'd do ya.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:08:26 EST (#)
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hahaha- now that is an impressive insult- good shit.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:06:23 EST (#)
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For a highschool dropout you sure are articulate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:03:47 EST (#)
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Well, really there's three.
There's the kind that can't spell "pasty"...like fuckface.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-24 21:01:12 EST (#)
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Chubby, but not too far gone to get back.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-24 20:59:17 EST (#)
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There are two types of faggots, the fat pastey ones and the anorexic pastey ones. Shlongy prefers the skinny type, so you dipped out on this one.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 20:46:19 EST (#)
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When I get lazy, I resort to old standbys. Sorry about that. Let me try again.
You look AIDS infested. And Pale. And flabby.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-24 20:44:04 EST (#)
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shlongy as good of a writer you are I would really expect better from you. You look gay??? come the fuck on.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-24 20:42:43 EST (#)
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I'd titty fuck ya.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-24 20:41:38 EST (#)
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ya see what I'm saying, go ahead tear it to pieces. I knew you would. You all tell be not to bother to read it, but the more negaitve you get...the more people who do still read it...so what's the point...
PS. You look really gay, in addition to flabby and pale.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-24 20:30:33 EST (#)
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Yes