Safety Warning Sticker Caption Contest (1077 hits)
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Submitted by User # 585 (View user info) at 2005-01-25 00:50:48 EST
Here's the label... Give us the text... Or photoshop/Paint as needed.
I saw this and started laughing...maybe it's just the sick bastard I am but hell.
#585
User Reviews
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Please, NO black babies in the "white's only" garbage.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-25 10:28:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"PLEASE THINK OF THE ENVIRONMENT. This box is designed for mass disposal. Not filling this box to capacity before disposing may be subject to penalties."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-25 10:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bah, screw it...
"Please submerge child completely into toilet reservoir before closing lid."
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-25 10:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I should do a paint for this one...
Submitted by Takabrash (user info) at 2005-01-25 10:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
" DON'T RELEASE THE CHILDREN "
I know it's lame fuck you...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-25 09:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Remove child from dirty diaper before disposing of it.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-25 09:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WARNING: Do Not Store Perishable Children In This Container.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If child is too large for box, remove head with enclosed disposable saw."
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-25 07:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57649
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-01-25 07:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-25 05:15:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Michael Jackson's present from R.Kelly came late this year.
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I may be a sick fuck, but I found that comment really funny.
Submitted by MidgetTosser (user info) at 2005-01-25 05:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"When suffocating babies, always place them head-down in a sealable container"
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-01-25 05:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Small babies have no sense of perspective when placing burger cartons in circles.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-25 05:15:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Michael Jackson's present from R.Kelly came late this year.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-25 04:25:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Its a FedX sticker from the Sudan
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-01-25 02:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Always close the lid when disposing of black babies in the dumpster. Leaving lid open may cause their possible rescue by a nearby family member or make them appear more important than any other piece of trash.
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-25 02:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1106636500211515077
I love it!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:59:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"Please dispose of diapers AFTER usage"
Submitted by R-Syn (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:58:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh... and here's another one.
I found it lying around...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57633
Submitted by R-Syn (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:53:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
God doesn't kill kittens.
I do.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57632
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pac Man as a child
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:32:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's from Daria.
Hahahaha... that's funny because I didn't even realize this was a caption contest until JUST now. I guess that's my caption, then...
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sick sad world... why do I know that show name....
585
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't leave lid open when suffocating babies.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-25 01:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually saw on Oprah where a little girl was being kept in a big Tupperware tub like that. Her "parents" poked holes in the top so she could breath, and they occasionally fed her. AND they kept her in the basement.
-Next, on Sick Sad World!!!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-25 00:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WARNING: Do not dispose of crack babies in dumpster.