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Uber Safety Sticker Caption Conest (616 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.86 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Walrus_King <jamespeddle.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-25 06:56:50 EST


Just getting my joke off the front page really.

- Always dispose of babies face down in tub.
- Make sure there are no airholes present.
- Do not drop in water, air in tub will cause said tub to float
- Remeber to shut the lid (not illustrated)

boxwarn2.jpg (72 kB)

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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:09:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-25 10:38:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently i've been doing it wrong all along...


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-25 12:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-25 11:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed VERY hard at this one... good show.

Didn't even need the text above... the images were perfect.


-B

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-25 10:38:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

apparently i've been doing it wrong all along...

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-25 08:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-25 07:22:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-25 07:16:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-25 06:57:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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