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Cow Post Tuesday (418 hits)

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Submitted by SundanceKid (View user info) at 2005-01-25 12:37:43 EST


There are cows in the backyard.

They are eating the corn.

Geese fly over their head.

They moo.

They chew cud.

They shit everywhere.

They will be prime rib someday.

This is them.

The Cows.

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Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-26 22:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You lost http://www.ubersite.com/m/57511 , so -2.

Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-01-25 13:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You might not have been able to witness the utter most discusting observation abou cows. So, in good sport i will fill you in, I used to live down-south, Florida, The home of the old.. there, we had cows too.. And.. after seeing this i still wonder why i still eat meat.. I once watched a cow shit, i once watched a cow piss, i once watched a cow shit, while drinking another cows piss...
You dont have to beleive me.. it happened! And i am forever scared with that mental image.
Kraven
+3 for the post, -1 for not catching them in their mose brutally discusting act of inhumanity.. That folks, is why they are animals...

Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2005-01-25 13:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Portillo's Italian Beef
Prime Rib
Beef Spare Ribs
New York Strip
Hamburger
Steak Kabobs
Roast Beef
Pot Roast
Chicken Fried Steak, Gravy and Eggs
Beef Wellington
Steak Grilled Stuft Burrito

Hot damn I love me some beef. Soy substitute will turn you gay, and turning gay is bad.

Therefore cow = awesome

-Bus

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-25 13:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

This picture was taken in my parents backyard. I'm visiting them for a while. They live in a town where there are lots of cows (obviously) and sugar beats. When they process the sugar from the beats it smells worse than the cows. Needless to say, this place really does stink.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-25 13:17:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks like one of my posts.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-25 13:13:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

cows stink

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-25 13:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ha! little golden book.

Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-01-25 12:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

In a way, they already ARE prime rib. Just not prepared.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-25 12:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


Hmmm... a heart attack from too much red meat, or a brain that looks like a sponge?

I no longer eat cows or pigs, and now I'm glad I don't.

Good post, though. Very 'Little Golden Book,' and that's a compliment, not a slam.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-25 12:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-1 for not knowing how to size a pic
-1 for trying to start a bandwagon

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-25 12:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

NO.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-25 12:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Cows make poop.


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