Hassan Can Watch Cancan Gals Cha-Cha-Cha (683 hits)
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Submitted by Jo of the Golden P <lindserella_0918.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-25 19:23:09 EST
There is this poet, Christian Bök, who wrote a book of poetry called 'Eunoia', wherein each chapter contained only one vowel. Chapter one used only A's, chapter 2 only E's, and so on. A friend and I wrote our own single-vowel poem using the letter 'E', and counting 'Y' as a consonant.
The sex feels best when he festers
every entry, ended by cheese.
De-de-de-de. Me!
We see her weekly, bedded by Ed.
We test the fenders, they're bended by Ed.
We test Ed.
He bends. He bends, she bends, he bends her.
We spew when we see the wet-bend-fest
at Ed's behest.
He's led by le nez by her.
She's the creepy sexperv we never knew we knew.
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-03 20:29:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So I was on the skytrain and there was this beautiful woman and she was peeing and it was GOLDEN!
I ran up to her and yelled "JO!" then gave her a big hug.
She screamed and hit me, then pulled up her pants and ran away. I was left battered and broken and soaked in P.
I hope that wasn't you.
Feel free to drop me an email sometime.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:17:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This is far too educational and highbrow for Uber - for shame!
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:01:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're all just saying that because I used the words 'fester' and 'cheese' in the same poem as 'entry'.
Whatever. I'll take praise any way I can get it, including up the ass. And by praise, I mean...well, there's no need to go into detail.
ps I <3 Snark.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-03 03:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow! here you are!!!
Welcome back!
I really don't know what to say about this accept that I like it.
This is VERY high praise coming from a devout anti-poet.
Typically I would just write "Firetrucks are cool"
In this case I'll just say: I want to make love to you (on a firetruck).
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:17:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well put.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:49:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Beautiful.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:39:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-25 20:43:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-25 19:59:52 (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not often I read poetry on Uber and don't feel repulsed. This is one of those times.
Well done.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-25 20:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That is a tough format.
Nice.
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-01-25 20:12:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just for using "le nez."
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-25 19:59:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's not often I read poetry on Uber and don't feel repulsed. This is one of those times.
Well done.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-25 19:47:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Balls, ya harpy!
All crap - all pap!