I'll treat for dinner (475 hits)
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Submitted by rob <sagecaster.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2005-01-25 21:53:12 EST
"You as hungry as I am"? I asked my brother.
"Yeah I'm starving. What sounds good"? He said.
"I'm broke. I'm gonna tough it out until I get home."
" I've got some dough let's eat."
Just then we passed a restarunt that had a banner in front that said
"Prime Rib Dinner $16.95"
"Pull in there lets give that place a try" He said.
"Are you sure"? I had trouble believing he had that much money left.We had been on the
road for two days already and I wasnt sure that I even had enough money to make it home.
"Come on lets go, my treat" He said.
I parked the truck,tucked in my shirt and proceeded inside.
"This looks like a nice place you sure you got it covered"?
"Dont worry I got it. Hows a cocktail sound"?He said.
We were seated, ordered drinks then placed our dinner order.The place was busy hopefully a sign the food was good.Everyone was nicely dressed and I felt a little out of place.
As I sipped my second cocktail I looked forward to a good meal. It had been a tough trip
so far. None of leads panned out and I wasnt looking forward to going home empty handed.
"Ok lets see, two prime rib dinners" the waitress announced.She was tall and slender about our age.My brother was trying to chat it up with her but I could tell right away she wasnt
interested. I kinda felt like she was looking down on us,like we were some kind of lowlives.
My brother kept it up throughout dinner. I didnt care I was busy enjoying dinner.
When we were finished she asked us if we wanted anything else. My brother made some rude crack
about how he wanted her and I answered "Just the check please".
As we got up from the table my brother grabbed the check and said "I'll meet you at the truck
I need to use the restroom".
Walking toward the front door it hit me. The motherfucker planned on dining and dashing.I
should have known better when he said 'I'll treat".
I was waiting in the truck when I saw him slip passed the cashier and out the front door.
"Lets go" he said as he hurridly jumped in.
"You motherfucker I cant believe I fell for this again".
"Lets go, Well laugh about this later"he replied.
It was then that I realized we werent going anywhere. I had left the keys on the table.
"I left the keys on the table". I shouted
"Ahh fuck no way" he said then hesitated.
"Gimme your gas money".
"We need it to make it home"I said.
"Just a few bucks.I'll be right back".
I gave him a five then watched through the window as he made his way back inside,past the
cashier,passed the tall waitress and back to our table.She watched him as he laid the five down
as a tip then continued taking her order.
He turned around to leave hesitated, then took off torwards the door. He was gonna cross paths
with the waitress for sure that direction.
Just as he passed her she spun around quickly like something bit her. That crazy fucker
pinched her ass going by.His pace picked up as he exited and jumped in the truck.
"Now lets go" he said as he handed me the keys.
We laughed and laughed as I pulled out on to boulevard and headed for the freeway.
We made it home late that night. We had to shakedown a hitchiker for a couple of bucks for
gas but we made bellies still full.
"Next time Ill treat" I said and we both laughed and laughed.
User Reviews
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just dialogue.
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I
didn't
even
laugh
and
laugh
.
"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
we both laughed and laughed"""
Me and Poly jumped on your fat pork eating face and then laughed and laughed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:08:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:59:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
*Lays out red carpet*
Welcome to Uber.
*Shits on your face*
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:54:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck was this?
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Reminds me of something my six-year-old cousin wrote on my computer one day.
But I still laughed.
Then again, I bought a re 16 y/olds t-shirt...
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:44:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
not, too, shabby.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NO IM TREATING!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:10:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
More descriptions. Less dialogue.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So there
was
this guy.who
wrote like this,
alot. About nothing that I can figure out.
What the fuck is with
the spacing?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:59:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*Lays out red carpet*
Welcome to Uber.
*Shits on your face*
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:57:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
President GLALL is confused. I uh...sentence you to.....not talk to your family, and uh i'm gonna veto a bill to feel better.
Submitted by Atomiknight (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:57:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
just wonderful...
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:55:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Moderately amusing but could've use the occasional paragraph break.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-25 21:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck was this?