Tattoos roolz! (4733 hits)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (View user info) at 2005-01-25 22:14:57 EST
Nice tat man! You must be a real rebel, or just another conformist moron. What the fuck is so rebellious and cool about tattoos anyway? According to the Lycos 50 (a list of the most commonly used search terms) 'Tattoos' was the 7th most sought out subject in 2004 right behind Janet Jackson, Paris Hilton, Clay Aiken, Britney Spears, Nick Berg and KaZaA. Well it looks like tattoos are keeping company with a bunch of fake-ass, no talent attention whores. How not ironic.
Have you ever wondered why the mass media is constantly throwing tattoos in your face? I have a theory on that. You see, during my college years I worked on the night shift as a correctional officer and often I was privy to the convicts' travel cards. A travel card consists of a condensed description and background of each inmate. Guess what's considered to be one of the most accurate determinants of identity. That's right, it's that permanent mark of rebellion, the tattoo. Criminals are notoriously stupid. They are also notoriously tattooed. Tattoos and stupidity go hand in hand.
Now if the powers that be can convince every potential self-styled rebel to brand themselves with these unique symbols of identification, well then we have a bunch of morons who have stripped themselves of the virtue of anonymity. It's an effective way to disarm a possible insurgent of one of his most valued weapons. Cops appreciate you voluntarily accepting the same marks of identification that ranchers apply to their livestock. Yeah buddy congratulations, you're as rebellious as a sheep. Born to be wild? More like born to be domesticated. Hell, at least the sheep struggles to avoid getting a tattoo. You might as well go to the front of the line to get your microchip implant.
Even Tony Danza advises against getting tatoos. Tony learned the hard way. His dumbass got a tattoo of R. Crumb's famous "Keep on Truckin'" image on his forearm. Who's the boss? Obviously not you, ya fucking tattooed moron. Way to brand yourself with a 70's icon Tony. We all appreciate the opportunity to point and laugh at you. Forever. You people with tattoos of barbed wire and chinese words have no room to laugh at Tony here. Ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!
People, I'm begging you, don't lump yourselves in with the fake-ass, no talent attention whores, the stupid criminals, the mindless cattle and the Tony Danzas of the world. Don't get a tattoo.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:20:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2005-01-30 15:10:22 (#)
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Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-01-30 09:41:42 (#)
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The whole 'YOU ARE ALL SHEEP BECAUSE YOU BUY INTO <generic mainstream fad>' is SO passè. It has become a generic mainstream fad itself.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:19:16 EST (#)
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Frankly I don't care if people tattoo themselves or not. I just want to make clear that people see tattoos as just a desperate attempt for attention or to make themselves look 'badass'.
A real rebellious person would never get a tattoo as it makes one easily identifiable. Tattooed rebels are like drugstore cowboys. They're just fucking fake.
To quote the Red vs. Blue public service announcement about tattoos:
"I think that it's quite clear that you should not get a tattoo and I can sum up my point in this elegant yet simple bulleted list:
* TATTOOS ARE PERMANENT
* YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT
And I'd like to prove this mathematically if I may take your current age and subtract ten years from it. Were you smart back then? Of course you weren't. You were a goddamn idiot. The fact of the matter is you're just as big of an idiot today, it's just going to take you ten more years t realize it. Now think if you had drawn a picture on your body ten years ago. Would you be happy with it today? Chances are you wouldn't be."
In the future I'll try to use more of those trendy one sentence paragraphs like you Timecop so it will stimulate you to imagine varying tones of voice, nigger.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't really have anyting clever to say or comment on, I just think this is a stupid post. It kind of droned on in one tone of voice like someone with an electronic voicebox because they smoked too much. Are you trying to get people to abandon the art of tattooing? It's been around longer than you, and it will still be used in the future. I guess you'll probably be happy in the fact that, unlike a tattoo, in a week or so no one will ever see this post again.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:42:02 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-30 15:19:24 EST (#)
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Protesting a mainstream fad is a mainstream fad? If that's the case you're indulging in a mainstream fad squared. And the fag that quoted you is squaring the square.
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2005-01-30 15:10:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-01-30 09:41:42 (#)
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The whole 'YOU ARE ALL SHEEP BECAUSE YOU BUY INTO <generic mainstream fad>' is SO passè. It has become a generic mainstream fad itself.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 12:18:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just don't understand the obsession with tattoos, that's all. Why not just use temporary tattoos? Then you can express yourself as idiotically as if you had gotten a real tattoo, and you can wash them off once you realise how foolish you look?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-01-30 09:41:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The whole 'YOU ARE ALL SHEEP BECAUSE YOU BUY INTO <generic mainstream fad>' is SO passè. It has become a generic mainstream fad itself.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-30 03:59:25 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha potatowned.
I'm drunk
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 03:48:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-01-29 14:35:00 (#)
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I have 3 tattoos all they all represent something. I actually just got one last week in an area that is not visible so you cant say people get them for attention. It is a small heart with a lock.
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The only thing they represent is your sluttiness in some difficult to comprehend, abstract way. Also, any tattoo in a not visible area is usually a shitty rose or meaningless lines and swirls or stupid hearts like you have.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-01-30 01:24:44 EST (#)
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how does this not have a better rating? Everyone but me sucks
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:05:48 EST (#)
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Well chicagogirl I've wasted a little time looking over some of your submissions and I've come to the conclusion that you are a talentless moron. Behold: http://www.ubersite.com/m/54072 . How formulaic and unclever.
Let's analyze this sentence: "I have 3 tattoos all they all represent something." What's wrong with this statement?
1. You need to learn how to use commas.
2. You're sentence makes you look idiotic: "...all they all..." is not proper usage of the word'all'.
3. All of your tattoos represent something? That's amazing considering all tattoos tend to be symbols and symbols well... tend to be symbolic. Or in other words symbols represent something. What a fucking revelation.
You've managed to make a sentence that confirms nothing but your stupidity.
potatomanjack, your rebutttal was weak. It's all you can do to try and belittle me by spewing a bunch of junior high level name-calling.
Consider yourself http://img109.exs.cx/img109/3417/potatowned6co.gif
You people are pathetic. Your desperate posts to save fragile egos from the thrust of my submission only serve to show that you are indeed stupid attention whores.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-29 19:41:08 EST (#)
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Yeah you put that heart/key tattoo right above your clit to tell guys your're letting them fuck your pussy because you love them and not because you're a slut. They don't care though. They know the truth.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-01-29 14:35:00 EST (#)
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I have 3 tattoos all they all represent something. I actually just got one last week in an area that is not visible so you cant say people get them for attention. It is a small heart with a lock.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-01-29 12:25:45 EST (#)
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This is truly one of the best posts i've seen on uber. People are just being dipshits cause they have tattoos and you called them out for what they really are.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:50:04 EST (#)
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Any more questions \/
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Submitted by Dustbrother (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:47:55 EST (#)
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I urge everyone to see this..
I know this guy, well... Hate him, so I guess that applies..
But he recently got this tatooed on his arm...
http://www.livejournal.com/users/filth_mg66/36525.html#cutid1
Now if you know anything about that ugly little drawing,
You'd know it's...
1) Not his, he didn't make it up
2) It's a horrible comic
3) Is the most aweful idea for a tat EVAR.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-28 01:32:13 EST (#)
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+2 because it's not down yet even though it's after 1:30
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-28 01:29:22 EST (#)
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-2 because uber is shutting down. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-27 19:54:39 EST (#)
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Buy a T-shirt the next time you want to
"talk the talk"...its easier to remove
when you "grow-up"!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:57:06 EST (#)
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I just can't bring myself to give a rat's ass what you think.
tattoos are like diets, if you're not doing it for yourself the whole thing is pointless
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:54:08 EST (#)
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Yeah that's pretty neat how you predicted my action after it happened. You're like the human Da Vinci code or something.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:48:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:35:33 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:33:24 (#)
Ranking: -2
That work is shit. -2 for you conformist.
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Yeah dickhead, I saw this post yesterday. I didn't review it because I don't give a shit about anyone else's opinion about tattoos or tattooing. For the record, I actually agree that a whole lot of people do get tattooed for the "wrong" reasons.
But what's funny is, when I read your post yesterday I thought to myself "I wonder how long it will be before this loser searches for every post on tattooing and +2's the ones that slag on it and -2's the ones that don't."
So while people with tattoos may be conformists, you sir are a predictable moron.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who keeps reviewing this shit?
It's not even good.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:29:37 EST (#)
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Ahh, a retaliatory -2 on my last post, you sir, are an asshat. May you and your whole family become infected with AIDS and die slow painful deaths. Huzzah huzzah!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:21:51 EST (#)
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Girls with tattoos on their lower back are getting a lot of shit. I am actually a big fan of this, maybe some poeple think it is trashy, but I have heard the same thing about a shaved vagina, and I love them too.
I really like all the people who get tattoos for cultural reasons. "My great grand father was from some country that had people who had tattoos that look vaguely (if at all) similiar to mine so it is really significant, even though the rest of my family is from somewhere else without cool tattoos." I don't have any problem with tattoos but don't pretend they are some momentous tribute to your heritage, they aren't. They are something you think looks cool and you like thats it. At least that is it to anyone else who sees them, and if it symbolizes something so important to you then it should be important enough for you to remember without inking it in your skin.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-27 09:59:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 18:42:58 (#)
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Here's a picture of Potatomanjack:
[IMG]http://img174.exs.cx/img174/790/seansleep5kq.jpg[/IMG]
Ching chang you're not chinese bitch! I wonder why this fool will be crying himself to sleep tonight?
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That's the first thing you've said that makes an iota of sense. I'm not Chinese. Why I chose those words (they're words, not Kanjis) is because they mean Trust and Friendship. Why I chose chinese characters is simply because they look better than English.
So, now that that's clear, why would I cry? Is it because your assinine comments have wounded my oh so fragile self? Come on now, freind, I posted about getting peed on as a kid, do you really think a downs baby like yourself could insult me with these cum-bucket ramblings?
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 18:55:18 (#)
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ATTENTION WHORE ALERT: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39129
Thanks for proving two of my theories dipshit.
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Makes sense...
Oh wait, no it doesn't. Sorry to disappoint, but I don't understand retard gorilla logic.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's the user info!?!??!?!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:38:34 EST (#)
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All right, you know what? I give. You've finally convinced me that tattoos totally suck. So all you have to do now is send me a couple thousand dollars so that I can have the Devo tattoo on my penis removed.
How about it?
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Huh?
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Do we have a deal?
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Didn't think so. -2 DIE
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK! you figured me out! Here I thought I had my Ashlee Simpson star fetish hidden so well. Well, now that I've had my cover completely blown, I'm gonna fo slit my wrists.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:10:07 EST (#)
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What assaults?
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:08:11 EST (#)
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Well cookie it definitely can't compare with this gem that you posted:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51098 If only I'd put as much thought into my post as you did yours.
Thanks for the attention whore link to the pic of your tat. Yeah tribal stars and pentacles have lots of meaning. I'm guessing it means you're a materialistic bitch or you think you're a superstar like Ashley Simpson. Unlike these other grabasstic uberposters, I can't bring myself to give a fuck one way or the other about you, even though you may or may not be in possession of a vagina.
Long story short, your opinions and your "erotica" don't matter.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You still haven't responded to either of my assualts on you.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-27 02:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I spose I should +2 you for drawing my attention to that hot-ass picture of PMJ, but I can't. I like to keep my ratings based on the content of the post, not the opinion expressed, but this was a crappy post. All the generalizations and blanket statements were just an example of your own stupidity.
Oh yeah. And this is my back: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/CookieLass/tattoo.jpg A tattoo with meaning to me.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-26 22:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
-2 Potatomanjack....."I'm a BANKER!!!!!!!!
WTF...I guess I'll just soil myself, get down
on my knees and wait for more instructions...dick!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-26 22:04:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:30:25 EST (#)
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Only a fellow Ween fan could create something that awesome. It's like turning Willie Nelson's "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" into "I'm Holding You" or Johnny Cash's "I Walk the Line" into "There's a Pig".
Submitted by rollerboognish (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:21:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for liking my parody, and inspiring it. you're a good man.
or woman, just to be safe. you don't want to be caught calling a woman "a good man."
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 18:55:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTENTION WHORE ALERT: http://www.ubersite.com/m/39129
Thanks for proving two of my theories dipshit.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 18:42:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's a picture of Potatomanjack:
[IMG]http://img174.exs.cx/img174/790/seansleep5kq.jpg[/IMG]
Ching chang you're not chinese bitch! I wonder why this fool will be crying himself to sleep tonight?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-26 18:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a banker.
I have a tattoo.
I must have got it to revolt against the oppressive natur of commercial society that I'm trapped in.
Talk about rebellion!
Or perhaps I was brainwashed by the media's plan to have all stupid people brand themselves for identification purposes.
There's no possible way I got it because I liked the image and or the message that it stood for.
Your theories hold about as much water as fire.
Next time, before openning your mouth to unleash a stream of retarded diarrhea, stab yourself in the face to remind you of this post and how much of a fucking fuck-brain you made yourself out to be.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:56:50 EST (#)
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WHY IS THIS RATED SO POORLY?
sheep
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:30:18 EST (#)
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But people who pretend to be rebels on a lame website are even more fake-ass and queer
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I am amused
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:13:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was an awesome rant but most people have a tatoo nowadays so critizing should be taboo.
taboo, tatoo, taboo, tatoo...tee hee...I'm gay
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 16:59:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rebellion is awesome. Fake ass rebellion like tattoos & Good Charlotte is lame.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-26 15:36:39 EST (#)
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My scars are way more badass than some inkstain.
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-01-26 15:20:46 EST (#)
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I've been reading stuff at Ubersite so long I can tell if it sucks just by the shape of it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-26 15:19:46 EST (#)
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Ching chang, you're not chinese bitch!
hahahah
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-26 15:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:39:51 (#)
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I haven't been getting worked up over this at all. I'm just laughing at all of these tattooed folks who are getting worked up over my little rant. I mean really, look at their responses. It's like they've placed their fragile little egos on some crappy inkwork under their skin and my little rant has totally shattered their illusions that they are badass.
Most people with tattoos get them because they want attention and/or they think it makes them look badass. That is worthy of a little razzing. Tattooed people are the same types that are signing up for that Jamster ringtone and screen bullshit for their cellphones.
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Its funny because you assume everyone who gave this a -2 has a tattoo. I don't.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:48:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:46:56 (#)
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Way to stir the pot.
But here's my question: Is rebellion, in and of itself, a bad thing in your estimation?
If so,
a) who is the sheep, really? The one who rebels in a rather conformist way, or the one who doesn't rebel at all?
b) If rebellion is bad, what was your goal in writing this post? (Hypocrite.)
However, if rebellion is not a bad thing in and of itself, what the fuck are you bitching about?
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For me, the main point is, be yourself. If you do something or don't do something because you think it will affect how people think of you, you are displaying distinctly sheep-like behavior. This is not directed at Teephphah, just what came into my mind after reading his post. So I hope you don't all think less of me.
Harr har har.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:39:51 EST (#)
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I haven't been getting worked up over this at all. I'm just laughing at all of these tattooed folks who are getting worked up over my little rant. I mean really, look at their responses. It's like they've placed their fragile little egos on some crappy inkwork under their skin and my little rant has totally shattered their illusions that they are badass.
Most people with tattoos get them because they want attention and/or they think it makes them look badass. That is worthy of a little razzing. Tattooed people are the same types that are signing up for that Jamster ringtone and screen bullshit for their cellphones.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:59:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Getting pretty worked up for someone who is in no way directly affected by it. It's a personal choice, like smoking. Let people do whatever the fuck they want. Then you can sneer at them and feel superior, which is the whole point anyway.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
j00 r teh GHEY.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-01-26 11:31:50 EST (#)
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The plus-2 is for getting everyone's panties in a bunch, very expertly.
The only thing I hate about tattoos is when you see 90% of the girls out there with the same damn tattoo in the same damn place on their lower back. We always call it the clubbing tattoo, and it makes each and every one of them SO individual in that really non-unique sorta way.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:43:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:44:48 (#)
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Yup, the only people who get tattoos are sheep, criminals and Tony Danza. How about people who get tattoos to commemorate a special moment in their lives? Or to remember someone they lost? Or to honor someone special to them? Or to celebrate their heritage.
Sure, lots of dumbasses get tattoos. Then again, lots of dumbasses don't get tattoos, and whine about them online.
Get fucked.
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I have a tattoo that I personally drew, and it has special meaning to me.
Funny thing is I bet you have a peircing
Baaaaa Baaaaa BAaaaaa
Fuckhole
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:39:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty funny chief. Welcome to Uber.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:27:20 EST (#)
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Try again.
Submitted by Skippy (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:15:39 EST (#)
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Hell yah! i Have np with tattoo's for cultural reasons but 99% of the wanka's dont have them for that reason, they are imo just tosspot showponies who think that it means that they are tuff in some way.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:57:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:30:04 (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:36:49 (#)
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Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:24:22 (#)
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I think the barbed wire, chinese letters, and baby's momma/daddy tattoes are gay but tattoes can also be a way of self expression. In some cultures tattoes are a right of passage.
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Oh really? I didn't know that George Washington's arms were covered in ritualistic tatoos.
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I didn't say Washington had tattoos moron. I said SOME cultures and made no reference to this one. Eat my fuck!
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What I'm trying to say is that what flies in other cultures dosen't necessarily mean that it should be accepted into ours. Unless they go though what the people of these cultures wnet through. In that case, tatoo away. As far as self-expression goes, learning to paint is much safer.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Way to stir the pot.
But here's my question: Is rebellion, in and of itself, a bad thing in your estimation?
If so,
a) who is the sheep, really? The one who rebels in a rather conformist way, or the one who doesn't rebel at all?
b) If rebellion is bad, what was your goal in writing this post? (Hypocrite.)
However, if rebellion is not a bad thing in and of itself, what the fuck are you bitching about?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Have you ever wondered why the mass media is constantly throwing tattoos in your face?
No. I don't think that's ever happened. I don't have a tatoo, nor do I want one, but let's face it: this post sucked serious ass.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:30:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:36:49 (#)
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Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:24:22 (#)
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I think the barbed wire, chinese letters, and baby's momma/daddy tattoes are gay but tattoes can also be a way of self expression. In some cultures tattoes are a right of passage.
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Oh really? I didn't know that George Washington's arms were covered in ritualistic tatoos.
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I didn't say Washington had tattoos moron. I said SOME cultures and made no reference to this one. Eat my fuck!
Submitted by stolen_art (user info) at 2005-01-26 07:56:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a cock. If you can't handle getting one, don't slag people off who can stick it.
You're the sorta person who turns gay just because you can't get a woman. Grow up, prick-blanket.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-01-26 07:19:27 EST (#)
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I've got 3 tattoos. All on my upper arms. Two are celtic and one is tribal. I'm English. Genuine english not 1066 frace english. My family goes back that far. You can tell it in our colouring mostly. I also had to except that its not the iron age anymore and i have a job and stuff. So my tattoos which I still love, are all in places that can be covered if I go for a job interview because I understand that closet humans like yourself seem to see them as a sign of thugness.
Don't hardline tattoos as bad. Warn people to be responisble with them. We all know the story of the dude who had the phone number and slogan of the local chinese resteraunt tattood on his forehead when he was drunk. I pissed myself laughin when I saw that one!
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-01-26 06:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I have many scars, and one tattoo. So there.
quoting 'BoogieFevuh';
"Sure, lots of dumbasses get tattoos. Then again, lots of dumbasses don't get tattoos, and whine about them online.
Get fucked"
Submitted by VodkaFace (user info) at 2005-01-26 04:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who are you to care what other people do with their bodies?
...And don't worry, this is the last time I'm going to rate any of your posts.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-26 04:05:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:50:19 (#)
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Scars tell more of a true story of
the bearer than ink applied by another
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You sound like you've slain many a dragon in your time.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-26 04:02:08 EST (#)
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Good thing I read this before I got a tattoo. You've saved me with your brilliant insights.
Oh, wait, no you didn't.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:50:19 EST (#)
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Scars tell more of a true story of
the bearer than ink applied by another
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:47:09 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:44:48 EST (#)
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Yup, the only people who get tattoos are sheep, criminals and Tony Danza. How about people who get tattoos to commemorate a special moment in their lives? Or to remember someone they lost? Or to honor someone special to them? Or to celebrate their heritage.
Sure, lots of dumbasses get tattoos. Then again, lots of dumbasses don't get tattoos, and whine about them online.
Get fucked.
Submitted by topherjs (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:44:33 EST (#)
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"People, I'm begging you, don't lump yourselves in with the fake-ass, no talent attention whores, the stupid criminals, the mindless cattle and the Tony Danzas of the world. Don't get a tattoo."
That is so dumb that there's no way I can explain how dumb it is without confusing you three words into the explanation.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:36:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 01:43:31 (#)
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You're calling me lame? You wrote a rant about typing. http://www.ubersite.com/m/57321
"Yeah I'm pretty fucking hardcore. I have these tribal tattoos and I write rants about typing." Shut the Fuck UP you nigger!
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I wasn't even going to bother until you whipped out 'nigger'.
Looks like someone's trailer park is starting to show.
Submitted by Shagabah_Jones (user info) at 2005-01-26 03:26:51 EST (#)
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after the columbine shooting, chris had an idea for a film, called "columbone: let the healing begin" ($50, with part of the proceeds going to a children's charity) that would be set in the rooms in the school where the shootings took place. dressed in trenchcoats and armed with "love guns", the actors will "invade" columbine with the healing aspects of love. expect lots of "piledrivers".
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-26 02:57:55 EST (#)
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I hope to god that my boss doesn't find out about my tattoo, he might just throw me in a cell with the rest of my inmates.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-26 02:53:40 EST (#)
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Oh Pink, thats just fucking hot.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2005-01-26 02:48:57 EST (#)
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I have a tattoo, a music note on my ankle. It certainly isn't for attention, I forget that I have it most of the time. It's certainly not rebellious. Blah blah blah, all the reasons for expressing myself and my passion/life, etc. It's all been said.
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-01-26 02:40:56 EST (#)
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people get tattoos to symbolize many things. symbols are still important in this society. butterflies on a girls asscrack are extremely ridiculous, but someone with a cross or a jesus fish, or somthing as a memorial are something entirely different. These symbolize something that isn't criminal, just "cool" or there to help someone else identify them... a lot of tattoos aren't on criminals, they are on someone who is passionate enough about something to permanantly put it on their body.
blah, i've had this conversation with too many people... and there will always be people who refuse to stop being ignorant.
Submitted by The_Wizard (user info) at 2005-01-26 02:21:02 EST (#)
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Hey dipshit.
I'm not a "well established member" of ubersite.
And I still want to skull-fuck your mom.
And then wipe my dick on your face.
-2die.
Cock.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 01:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're calling me lame? You wrote a rant about typing. http://www.ubersite.com/m/57321
"Yeah I'm pretty fucking hardcore. I have these tribal tattoos and I write rants about typing." Shut the Fuck UP you nigger!
Submitted by shileaux (user info) at 2005-01-26 01:35:26 EST (#)
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aside from the fact that I hadn't intended to do anything criminal enough to worry about whether my tats allotted me anonymity or not .. there are some other cool things going on in the world of body art and body modification ...
http://www.ineradicablestain.com/skin.html
tats being a form of self-expression, are also often "rights of passage" rituals and can hold a life-time of memory.... granted, I think some people have lame tats, but as you've proven quite well with your post -- some people are just lame, tat'd or not!
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 01:31:52 EST (#)
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Yes I know who he is. He's the dumbass that got captured in Iraq and then got what he deserved. That'll teach him not to fuck around in other people's countries. I included Berg and KaZaA on the list just for the sake of completeness. I think Jackson, Aiken, Hilton and Spears qualify as a bunch of attention whores. Anyone using the inclusion of Berg And KaZaA as an arguement for why this rant sucks is dumber than a Danza.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-26 01:14:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:30:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow Spooner, you're trying way too hard. You guys make me sad. I wish the Ubersite cliquers liked me so they would give me good ratings. I guess I shouldn't have made my debut by bursting your bubbles concerning the coolness of your self-inflicted law enforcement EZ ID's.
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The only tattoo I ever got was a Speedy Gonzalez one out of a vending machine.
And I gave you a -2 for calling Nick Berg a fake-ass no talent attention whore. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK HE IS?!
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-26 01:03:29 EST (#)
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Oh yeah I love those celtic and tribal designs. What tribe do you belong to? Must be the tribe of contrived conformity. Ha! Ha! Some of the biggest dumbasses ever.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:52:00 EST (#)
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Call me crazy but it seems to me that while many criminals have a lot of tats, most people that have them ahve them as aform of self-expression. OFten showing heritage, or pride. For instance one group of people that often have tats are soldiers. So are all those marines with a globe and anchor on their arm showing pride just stupid criminals with easy identification. Or how about those people with celtic or norse designs showing off their heritage are they crooks as well. Do us all a favor and shut your suck hole, ya dirty bitch.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:47:14 EST (#)
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black people getting tattoos is like skywriting at night
Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:39:12 EST (#)
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nice man, it's all about striking nerves, keep it up
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:22:15 EST (#)
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someone who obviously has passion for nothing...
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-26 00:09:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Cypher (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:58:59 EST (#)
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God, you're annoying.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:57:31 EST (#)
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I just...
I...
*sigh*
damn
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow Spooner, you're trying way too hard. You guys make me sad. I wish the Ubersite cliquers liked me so they would give me good ratings. I guess I shouldn't have made my debut by bursting your bubbles concerning the coolness of your self-inflicted law enforcement EZ ID's.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:27:55 EST (#)
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I know the answer spooner!
When he read "Not a registered user?", and decided to sign up?
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:26:03 EST (#)
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Why? Why has God cursed us with such crap? What did we do to deserve this? And what the hell? A Tattoo automatically dictates your course in life? Go back to college and get a real degree, not the fake ass piece of shit you got the first time around.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:20:56 EST (#)
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No, no, what I shoulda said was...
"According to the Lycos 50 (a list of the most commonly used search terms) 'Tattoos' was the 7th most sought out subject in 2004 right behind Janet Jackson, Paris Hilton, Clay Aiken, Britney Spears, Nick Berg and KaZaA. Well it looks like tattoos are keeping company with a bunch of fake-ass, no talent attention whores. How not ironic"
For 2 points, find the exact moment when this person becomes a fucking moron.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:15:42 EST (#)
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"According to the Lycos 50 (a list of the most commonly used search terms) 'Tattoos' was the 7th most sought out subject in 2004 right behind Janet Jackson, Paris Hilton, Clay Aiken, Britney Spears, Nick Berg and KaZaA. Well it looks like tattoos are keeping company with a bunch of fake-ass, no talent attention whores. How not ironic."
Yeah, damn that Nick Berg and his... being beheaded by islamic militant ways... damn you attention whores! Why can't you be ritualistically murdered away from the public eye?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-25 23:15:22 EST (#)
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i don't have a tattoo.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:24:22 (#)
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I think the barbed wire, chinese letters, and baby's momma/daddy tattoes are gay but tattoes can also be a way of self expression.
i don't much care for the tribal/barbed wire/chinese character tattoos either. but why should i care?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:46:41 EST (#)
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meh.. I'm thinking of getting a eagle swastika on my back, just to piss people off. Like on Hannibal how the guy had the dragon, I plan to have an eagle. Wings on my arms and shit.
eh.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:44:59 EST (#)
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I'm just wondering about your screenname.... ILL34GL3.... how'd you pick it? It sure does sound rebellious and scary to me.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:43:02 EST (#)
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Thank you for your fashion advice. It's duly noted in my diary.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:42:46 EST (#)
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My Decepticon tatoo r0xx0rz j00. Of course, by your logic this tatoo also assures that I can never become a productive member of society. THIS DAMNABLE INK!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:42:17 EST (#)
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tats rock, but your bitter sarcasm was hilarious. plars tou
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:41:11 EST (#)
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Ha! Ha! Look at all of you tattooed bitches crying. Mission accomplished.
Submitted by CaptainAmik (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:38:58 EST (#)
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Ahhh the words of a cunt who is too much of a pussy to get some ink done, I have celtic tattoos to show heritage, what do you have? A mullet to show that you're a redneck with his head up his ass.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:37:24 EST (#)
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Nice tat man!
- Thank you.
You must be a real rebel, or just another conformist moron.
- Oops, joke's on me.
What the fuck is so rebellious and cool about tattoos anyway?
- They can look nice, I suppose. Maybe some people like getting pretty pictures carved into their skin. Could be just me, though. God knows, those guys with Mickey Mouse tattoos sure are trying to show off their 'rebel' side, right?
According to the Lycos 50 (a list of the most commonly used search terms) 'Tattoos' was the 7th most sought out subject in 2004...
- Seeing as how tons of people use Lycos, nowadays. Tell me, was there even a 50th search term in that list? Or did it just stop at 7?
...right behind Janet Jackson, Paris Hilton, Clay Aiken, Britney Spears, Nick Berg and KaZaA. Well it looks like tattoos are keeping company with a bunch of fake-ass, no talent attention whores. How not ironic.
- It is ironic, actually. I never knew that KaZaA was a fake-ass, no talent attention whore. I could be wrong, though.
Have you ever wondered why the mass media is constantly throwing tattoos in your face?
- No.
I have a theory on that.
- That's nice.
You see, during my college years I worked on the night shift as a correctional officer...
- To show off your rebellious side, right?
...and often I was privy to the convicts' travel cards.
- What's a travel card?
A travel card consists of a condensed description and background of each inmate.
- Oh.
Guess what's considered to be one of the most accurate determinants of identity.
- The face?
That's right, it's that permanent mark of rebellion, the tattoo. Criminals are notoriously stupid. They are also notoriously tattooed. Tattoos and stupidity go hand in hand.
- Because as we all know, if you're tattooed, you're automatically a criminal.
Now if the powers that be can convince every potential self-styled rebel to brand themselves with these unique symbols of identification...
- As if you're the person to tell us that we're getting a tattoo because we want to be identified.
...well then we have a bunch of morons who have stripped themselves of the virtue of anonymity.
- Because anonymity is one of those virtues right up there with truth and love.
... [Insert the rest of your article here]...
- I'm sorry, I fell asleep.
Don't get a tattoo.
- Too late. I've already branded myself a fake-ass, no talent loser who aspires to become a criminal in the near future. Fear me, for I now believe that I am empowered by my almighty tat.
This has never been done before.
-2 die.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:36:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:24:22 (#)
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I think the barbed wire, chinese letters, and baby's momma/daddy tattoes are gay but tattoes can also be a way of self expression. In some cultures tattoes are a right of passage.
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Oh really? I didn't know that George Washington's arms were covered in ritualistic tatoos.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:34:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:29:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:25:34 (#)
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Oh did I hurt you feelings you fucking tattooed morons? Did I touch a nerve? Damn truth hurts when you get called out for the dumbass that you are. I'm giving my article a max rating for hurting your little bitch feelings.
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Shame your ratings don't actually count on your own posts...
I don't see any point in tattoos for the sake of just having a tattoo either, but if a tattoo has a meaning to the person sporting it, I think it is a different story.
That said, my skin has not known the touch of ink, and probably never will.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:25:34 EST (#)
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Oh did I hurt you feelings you fucking tattooed morons? Did I touch a nerve? Damn truth hurts when you get called out for the dumbass that you are. I'm giving my article a max rating for hurting your little bitch feelings.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:24:22 EST (#)
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I think the barbed wire, chinese letters, and baby's momma/daddy tattoes are gay but tattoes can also be a way of self expression. In some cultures tattoes are a right of passage.
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:19:19 EST (#)
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-2 DIE
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-25 22:18:28 EST (#)
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I have a tatoo.
Same one that's on my dad's right arm.
My brother has the one on my dad's left.
Fuck you.